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The Twelve Days Of Obamacare
Original Content | Dec 26, 2013 | By Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 12/26/2013 5:08:55 AM PST by Lazamataz

On the First day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
A canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Second day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Third day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Fourth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Fifth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
New death pann-ellllls....
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Sixth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Seventh day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Eighth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Ninth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Tenth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Hospitals a-closing,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Eleventh day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Navigators stealing,
Hospitals a-closing,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.

On the Twelfth day of Obamacare, Obama gave to me,
Every promise broken,
Navigators stealing,
Hospitals a-closing,
Millions of new bankrupt,
Many Doctors quitting,
A broken useless website,
Unclear regulations,
New death pann-ellllls...
Identities stolen,
Huge deductibles,
Too large premiums,
And a canc-elled insurance pol-i-cyyyy.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: 0carenightmare; 12daysobamacare; 12daysofobamacare; abolishobamacare; obamacarechristmas; obamacareparody; repealobamacare
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(c) 2013

1 posted on 12/26/2013 5:08:55 AM PST by Lazamataz
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To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; melissa_in_ga; Slings and Arrows; ...
The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
240 Satisfied Customers!™

Enjoy, as you cry. :)


2 posted on 12/26/2013 5:12:12 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

Ow!


3 posted on 12/26/2013 5:16:03 AM PST by conservatism_IS_compassion ("Liberalism” is a conspiracy against the public by wire-service journalism.)
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To: conservatism_IS_compassion

:)


4 posted on 12/26/2013 5:18:05 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

A+


5 posted on 12/26/2013 5:23:31 AM PST by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: Lazamataz

Another gem!


6 posted on 12/26/2013 5:24:09 AM PST by iceskater (Enjoy your chains, comrades.)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

Thank you sir! Pass it all over the InterTubes. :)


7 posted on 12/26/2013 5:29:00 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: iceskater

(blushing)


8 posted on 12/26/2013 5:29:16 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

can you put me on that ping list?


9 posted on 12/26/2013 5:30:53 AM PST by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
You are the 241st Satisfied Customer!™
10 posted on 12/26/2013 5:32:03 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: humblegunner; Jim Robinson; Eaker; TheMom; mylife; NYTexan; penelopesire; onyx; BuckeyeTexan

Submitted for your listening pleasure!


11 posted on 12/26/2013 5:36:47 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

♪ ♫ ♬ Fa-la-la-la-lah! ♪ ♫ ♬


12 posted on 12/26/2013 5:41:37 AM PST by Carriage Hill (Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
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To: Lazamataz

Brilliant! Love it, Laz!


13 posted on 12/26/2013 6:11:41 AM PST by Alas Babylon!
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To: Lazamataz

I’m not a fan of song parodies. That said, this one is a very good one! Kudos, Laz.


14 posted on 12/26/2013 6:14:34 AM PST by Cyber Liberty (H.L. Mencken: "The urge to save humanity is almost always a false front for the urge to rule.")
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To: Cyber Liberty

Glad you enjoyed!


15 posted on 12/26/2013 6:26:38 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz
Sniff, I love these traditional Christmas songs.

Great job, Laz.

16 posted on 12/26/2013 6:27:22 AM PST by Madame Dufarge
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To: Alas Babylon!

Thank you, Alas!


17 posted on 12/26/2013 6:29:45 AM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Lazamataz

18 posted on 12/26/2013 6:33:14 AM PST by luvie (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL of you heroes!)
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To: Lazamataz

"Let me please introduce myself
I am a man of wealth and taste.
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many a mans soul and faith
Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name".


19 posted on 12/26/2013 6:35:21 AM PST by Diogenesis
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To: Lazamataz
Bttt.

5.56mm

20 posted on 12/26/2013 6:37:26 AM PST by M Kehoe
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