.....1. He always laughs at your jokes, even though you're not what most people would call a "funny person"Posted on 12/28/2013 2:16:59 PM PST by virgil283
"Dogs are loyal, loving and protective, just like your real friends. In fact, here's 19 pictures that prove your dog is probably the best friend you have.
.....1. He always laughs at your jokes, even though you're not what most people would call a "funny person"
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.3. He's never afraid to take risks.
4. He never ..... on your "ideas."
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Mine woke me up at 4 AM to tell me that there might be an axe murderer out in the yard but if I let him out, he’d check it out.
“good doggy”
Y’dun GOOD, Virgi ...
Good Dog!
Lock your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car.
Come back in an hour.
Which one is happy to see you?
OTOH, the dog with the Enterprise costume may not crap on your ideas
but I'll bet the bed isn't safe.
Why Some Men Have a Dog And No Wife:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog’s parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk..
7. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
8. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”
9. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
10. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
11. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don’t get mad. They just think it’s interesting.
And last, but not least:
12. If a dog leaves, it won’t take half of your stuff.
A DOG’S TEN COMMANDMENTS
1. My life is likely to last 10-15 years. Any separation from you is likely to be painful.
2. Give me time to understand what you want of me.
3. Place your trust in me. It is crucial for my well-being.
4. Don’t be angry with me for long and don’t lock me up as punishment. You have your work, your friends, your entertainment, but I have only you.
5. Talk to me. Even if I don’t understand your words, I do understand your voice when speaking to me.
6. Be aware that however you treat me, I will never forget it.
7. Before you hit me, before you strike me, remember that I could hurt you, and yet, I choose not to bite you.
8. Before you scold me for being lazy or uncooperative, ask yourself if something might be bothering me. Perhaps I’m not getting the right food, I have been in the sun too long, or my heart might be getting old or weak.
9. Please take care of me when I grow old. You too, will grow old.
10. On the ultimate difficult journey, go with me please. Never say you can’t bear to watch. Don’t make me face this alone. Everything is easier for me if you are there, because I love you so.
“There might be an axe murderer out in the yard,he’d go check it out.”
Total lack of fear is the one thing I’ve always admired in my dogs.
Beautiful picture. Yours, CC?
Yeah. Bowser
11. Take me hunting! It’s what I was meant to do. (labs)
Border collie.
Smartest dog on the planet!
Great post. That is all I have to say. Unusual for me.
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