I was forced to survive on bread and water in Russian prison because it didn't serve vegetarian...

Daily Mail (UK) ^ | 12/29/2013 | Jennifer Smith

[HANG THE EXPENSE]

Uh, that is his mommys and daddys basement in the picture.

[wetgundog]

“All the prison food had low grade meat of unknown origin in it.”

SPAM!

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

Thanks, I stole it from somebody.

I have run into these types of people overseas and they just can't seem to get it through their little skulls that going into another country and trying to interfere is just plain rude. Then they act all shocked when they end up being made uncomfortable by their actions.

[dljordan]

Great survival strategy Pajama Boy.

[Honorary Serb]

Christ is Born!!!! Glorify Him!!!!

I don’t believe this envirofascist one bit.

Most of the time he was in prison, it was during the the Nativity Fast, in which vegan is the usual order of the day in Orthodox Christian Russia.

If he can prove me wrong, I will gladly accept the correction. But I doubt he can do it!

[Roscoe Karns]

[Conspiracy Guy]

Oh I know but he said he lost weight. I am a carnivore. I’ll be 60 in January. I’m 6 ft 2 in and 180 lb. I only eat bread to hold condiments to eat red meat.

[FlingWingFlyer]

LOL! Love it!

[Conspiracy Guy]

You owe me a new laptop.

[TigersEye]

It's too bad the Russians don't know how to make borscht.
Fantastic highly nutritional vegetarian dish.

[JoeProBono]

[jocon307]

Like many people, I’ve always loved bread. When I was a little kid I’d hear that: throw him in prison and feed him bread and water, and I’d think - that would be fine! Well, I’d like a wee bit o’butter too.

[Fresh Wind]

Prison isn’t supposed to be a resort. You can’t order food from a menu.

[Thom Pain]

I love when the OFST appears on Sunday!

[Snickering Hound]

[rottndog]

Porky could stand to lose a few more pounds.

The dude's kinda thick too....

[PAR35]

He should have asked to stay longer. Looks like he needs to lose another 40 pounds or so.

[Jean S]

Is that sofa real leather or fake leather? Either way, a bad show for a PETA type.

[Chode]

[GladesGuru]

““forced to live on bread and water “

Total BS. Such a diet would constipate a person to death.”

Ummmn - rumor has it that Russian prison guards have develpoed a methodology to prevent obstructed colons.

;-)