[Slings and Arrows]

I'm guessing that's iceberg lettuce.

[Thanks to Gefn for the link!]

[jagusafr]

Standing at attention, no doubt. Ahem...

[Slings and Arrows]

"Careful, kid - you'll poke your eye out!"

[Old Teufel Hunden]

After watching the video the lettuce ladies are definitely not guilty. They could make me go completely vegan for a whole meal....

[svcw]

At least this time they aren’t ugly

[dgbrown]

I would not be able to stop after the salad. I’d be like a pig digging for truffles.

[Ruy Dias de Bivar]

Wash the veggies with water and see how long they last in the cold wind. Makes goose bumps and other things pop out.

[MHGinTN]

With a box of Cheerios and a bottle of ranch dressing I can take care of this problem. A few cherry tomatoes and some freshly cleaned sugar snap peas would help. But leave off the bacon bits ... I prefer my bacon wrapping completely in the raw before ‘cooking’.

[tomkat]

am about to click your link .. will prolly regret it .. lol

[sten]

liberal idiots wearing bikinis with lettuce leaves when it’s 10F just goes to show how stupid they are

i wouldn’t touch any liberal female with a 10 foot pole... their skank levels just make me go ewwww

[Monitor]

Not guilty!

[ThePatriotsFlag]

I like Ken’s balsamic on my salad.

[Mike Darancette]

Hope they get aphids.

[dayglored]

> I'm guessing that's iceberg lettuce.

"Are those croutons under your lettuce leaves or are you just happy to see me?"