All you need is Obamacare to fix you right up. 
Posted on 01/05/2014 10:23:35 AM PST by Daffynition
Truncated title: O.J. Simpson 'is undergoing tests for BRAIN CANCER and is begging Obama to pardon him so he can die at home'
O.J. Simpson is receiving tests for brain cancer and is begging President Barack Obama for a pardon so he can die in peace at home, according to a new report.
The jailed former football legend, who is serving out a kidnapping, assault and robbery sentence in a Nevada prison, is undergoing secret medical exams for a cancerous tumor in his brain and is convinced he hasn't got long to live, The National Enquirer reports.
The publication reported just months ago that the 66-year-old had such an extreme case of diabetes that his life was at risk and brain cancer would certainly add to his health woes.
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True enough, when looking at the Las Vegas case alone. However, the judge did not and served up justice for his 'guilt' in the Simpson/Brown murders. Only an idiot, like the 12 jurors believe he is innocent.
If he’s let go, he’ll have to sign up for Obamacare. He’s better off in prison.
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True, but this is Obamaland where criminal activity is condoned and encouraged and criminals get cabinet posts.
No He Can't!
OJ was convicted in NV court. The president has power to pardon only those convicted in federal court.
However, it should be noted his power to pardon is one of the very few constitutional powers with no checks or balances.
He could empty federal prisons tomorrow, if he so chooses.
All you need is Obamacare to fix you right up.
convert to muslim and claim racism. you’ll be out sooner o.j.
I hear the cancer treatment regimen in Libya is pretty good. Send him to a prison there.
Do it Vegas Style. Put him at a roulette table, tell him to pick a single number. If it comes up he gets a pardon. If it doesn’t he gets his brain tumor removed with a big Milwaukee Hammer Drill.
If he’s muslim he’s in...um, out.
“IF we treated you” by Nevada Penitentiary System.
So he can kill again?
Let Karma have its way.
I’d be shocked. Shocked I tell you.
Hmmm, How ironic, that his ”If the glove don’t fit, you must acquit” devious ”head” lawyer, Jonnie Cochran, died of brain cancer, too! Are we seeing The Almighty’s mysterious handiwork here? One could suppose.
May I recommend a doctor that has worked with one of the greatest entertainers in the world. I believe he is available to notable patients.
The well known Dr. Conrad Murray is as well qualified as a doctor as OJ is as a Husband!
I was taught in nursing school that we’re all just a different shade of gray, mentally.
He’s probably a little darker shade than the rest of the population (except for liberals, of course....)
(Yup—he’s stark raving mad—but that’s not a nice thing to say about anyone.)
I was taught in nursing school that we’re all just a different shade of gray, mentally.
He’s probably a little darker shade than the rest of the population (except for liberals, of course....)
(Yup—he’s stark raving mad—but that’s not a nice thing to say about anyone.)
Simpson thinks he still matters. haaaaaarrrrrr!!!
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