Second Giant Sea Creature Washes Ashore -Alarms Sound Over Radioactive Gigantism

The Lightly Braised Turnip ^ | Jan 9, 2014 | Butch Witt

[diverteach]

For the second time in recent months, a giant sea creature has washed ashore in California. First it was a rare oarfish that had grown to a freakish 100-foot length. This time it was a giant squid measuring a whopping 160 feet from head to tentacle tip.

These giants look different but experts believe they share one important commonality: they both come from the waters near the Fukushima Dai-ichi Nuclear Power Plant in the Futaba District of Japan.

Scientists believe that following the 2011 disaster at the Fukushima Dai-ichi Nuclear Power Plant an unknown number of sea creatures suffered genetic mutations that triggered uncontrolled growth – or “radioactive gigantism.”

[lee martell]

Bringing my own Kelloggs Corn Flakes and we got a deal! I use water not milk in my cereal.

[bunkerhill7]

The Creature From the Barack Lagoon

[Tucker39]

My reaction the minute I saw the photo. Nice golden crispy panko breading....and according to the article, with the nuke connection, after you enjoy the calamari you’ll glow in the dark. Suhweeeet!

[Godzilla]

One of me is enough

[headstamp 2]

“Them, what a great flick.”

I loved when James Whitmore pulls a Thompson out of the trunk of his police car.

“Make me a sergeant, bring me the booze!”

[Citizen Tom Paine]

The oldest error in logic - post hoc ergo propter hoc

[Safrguns]

This may be fake!

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/Fake-News/ss/Giant-Squid-Found-in-California.htm

[diverteach]

It has to be fake. I called the 1-800 number given at the end of the article 1800big-fish and received antiques.com. LOL

[ExTexasRedhead]

Then there’s the Blob!

[ExTexasRedhead]

That would be called a Pelosi.

[cynwoody]

http://www.theepochtimes.com/n3/441021-second-giant-sea-creature-washes-ashore-along-santa-monica-coastline-giant-squid-story-is-a-hoax/

[tbw2]

If the Godzilla movies were a response to nuclear anxiety, Fukashima should result in another wave of big monster movies.

[Rocky]

Watch out for Rodan and Mothra, too.

[martin_fierro]

[NoCmpromiz]

Gamera is really neat he is full of turtle-meat...

Turtle Soup

[mikrofon]

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When a squid’s got an eye
Like 10-ft-wide pie, calamari...

When it’s skin seems to shine
And it’s oozing with brine, calamari...
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[luvbach1]

Re 200-lb abalones being tough, abalones have to be beaten into submission even when they’re small.

[VeniVidiVici]

Farm raised in China

[blueunicorn6]

This has to be real! See the two people wearing safety vests? They ALWAYS wear safety vests around giant sea creatures!

[VeniVidiVici]

LOL!