Iranian news agency reports US has been run by Nazi space aliens since 1945

UPI ^ | Jan. 13, 2014 | Evan Bleier

[Slings and Arrows]

Jan. 13 (UPI) -- Here’s a headline for a story that seems just a bit too out-of-this-world to be true:

“Snowden Documents Proving ‘US-Alien-Hitler’ Link Stun Russia” appeared on the website of semi-official Iranian news agency Fars News on Sunday.

After previously reporting on subjects like the British royal family being Jewish and Israel's plans to annex Iraq, Fars News may have outdone itself by breaking news that the U.S. government has been run by a "shadow government" of Nazi space aliens since 1945.

According to the paper, the information about the secret government of Nazi aliens was provided by NSA leaker Edward Snowden.

[RightGeek]

[Slings and Arrows]

With Joe Biden in the Tor Johnson role.

[JoeProBono]

[ansel12]

Sounds like a slight disagreement with the Nation of Islam, but not a whole lot.

[TigersEye]

Hmmm, FDR, JFK, LBJ, Jimmuh, Bill and Hill, Algore, JeffinK, not mention many lesser lizard aliens like Debbie Washerwoman Schlutz, Sheila Lee Jackson, Anthony Weiner, Nanzi Pelozi ....

[nickcarraway]

They came in UFOs. Unidentified Fascist Object.

[Slings and Arrows]

No surprises there.

[lurk]

1945 is a bit early. Surely since January 1989 it would not surprise.

[Fungi]

I never knew the aliens were democrats.

[RichInOC]

Nazi space aliens? Not as many as you’d think.

Those guys are on some good stuff.

[P.O.E.]

Let's come back in 2014, by then we won't be violating the prime directive.

[nickcarraway]

To be specific, they are Nazi Jewish Palestinian transgender vegetarian aliens that reformed Westboro Baptist members. And they are controlling the U.S. to take our applesauce back to their planet. It’s like oil there.

[Slings and Arrows]

I never knew the aliens were democrats.

They want to enslave mankind. What else would they be?

[nickcarraway]

Have you ever noticed almost every Nazi on TV in the 60’s was played by a Jewish actor?

[Slings and Arrows]

Including every major Nazi role on Hogan's Heroes. The actors had it written into their contracts that the Nazis would never win.

[P.O.E.]

Actually, just watched the original Night Gallery pilot movie. I won’t spoil it for you, but the last episode about the Nazi on the run in South America is awesome.

[Fungi]

I stand corrected!

[JoeProBono]

[clearcarbon]

Are these the same folks that claimed the holocaust was hoax?

[chris37]

Sounds pretty accurate to me.