a quick thought for this morning . . . Obama has his pen and his phone. .Good.........
He can stick his pen up his arse then call someone who cares.
Posted on 01/17/2014 4:53:15 AM PST by Lucky9teen
Well folks, because I've been busy at work, today is going to be a FREE FOR ALL! So have at it...
a quick thought for this morning . . . Obama has his pen and his phone. .Good.........
He can stick his pen up his arse then call someone who cares.
IN!!! YAY!!!
Poor guy must not be married!
I dunno...she looks a little older in the pic on the right... *snort*
I dunno...she looks a little older in the pic on the right... *snort*
I don’t drink beer....but when I do its Cheap beer.
PBR or Duke for all you yinzers in the crowd.
Gun Control has Already Started
Gun Control has already started at Bass Pro Sporting Goods Store. This morning when I was ready to pay for my purchases of gun powder and bullets... The cashier said, “Strip down, facing me.”
Making a mental note to complain to the NRA about the gun control whackos running amok, I shed my clothes just as she had instructed.
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to how I should place my credit card in the card-reader.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural South Carolina.
Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.
By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm.
The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man’s tractor.
“Hank,” the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath, “Did you see this terrible accident happen?”
“Yep. Sure did,” the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor’s engine.
“Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?”
“Yep.”
“Were there any survivors?”
“Nope. They’s all kilt straight out,” the farmer answered. “I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.”
“President Obama is dead?” the sheriff asked.
“Well,” the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor, “He kept a-saying he wasn’t........But you know how bad that sumbitch lies.”
A man is standing on line in the hotel lobby. He hears a noise, turns around and accidentally jabs his elbow into the breast of the woman standing behind him.
Both are startled. The man says to the woman, ma’am, if your heart is as soft as your breasts you’ll forgive me. The woman says, sir, if your penis is as hard as your elbow I am in room 402
Actual header from NYT eamil sent to me (notice the subject line)...
From: The New York Times Date: Mon, 23 Dec 2013 21:01:48 EST
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Subject: Discover Storytelling at its Best — 50% off 26 Weeks on a Times Digital Subscription
NYT just tells stories...that explains a lot.
George Foreman has four sons named George I, II, III and IV. Also a daughter named Georgette. Think they all have the same mother. George is a devout Christian and minister.
Iron City....a headache in every can.
Ah, Iron City beer. I remember in college I could get a case for 4 bucks.
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