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SOTU Drinking Game Rules
My Internet travels | 28 JAN 2014 | Unknown

Posted on 01/28/2014 5:30:00 AM PST by Old Sarge



TOPICS: Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: doashot; sotu
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Any other rules we need to know about?
1 posted on 01/28/2014 5:30:00 AM PST by Old Sarge
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To: Old Sarge

Take 3 drinks if he mentions the Keystone Pipeline..


2 posted on 01/28/2014 5:31:09 AM PST by ken5050 (This space available cheap...)
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To: Old Sarge
I can't play. My liver is suing for separate maintenance from previous SOTU speeches.

/johnny

3 posted on 01/28/2014 5:31:50 AM PST by JRandomFreeper (Gone Galt)
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I would think everytime you hear the word, “OMAHA”...

That calls for a shot...


4 posted on 01/28/2014 5:32:21 AM PST by stevie_d_64 (It's not the color of one's skin that offends people...it's how thin it is.)
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To: Old Sarge

Rule #1: For the safety of your flat screen and your personal mental health, watch something other than the State Of The Union Show.


5 posted on 01/28/2014 5:33:13 AM PST by Howie66 (Molon Labe, Traitors!)
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To: Howie66

For my safety and my health, I don’t watch or listen to anything pertaining to Obama.


6 posted on 01/28/2014 5:35:33 AM PST by sport
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To: Old Sarge

Sorry can’t play. I’d rather watch reruns of Duck Dynasty or The Walking Dead instead.


7 posted on 01/28/2014 5:35:47 AM PST by McGruff (How's that Hopey Changey Thingy workin out for ya?)
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To: Old Sarge

Drink every time he says:

“Let me be clear”
“This isn’t who we are”
“Income inequality”
“Prior Administration”
“five years of improving economy”
“More work to be done”


8 posted on 01/28/2014 5:36:20 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: stevie_d_64
Omahaw ?
9 posted on 01/28/2014 5:36:24 AM PST by knarf (I say things that are true .. I have no proof .. but they're true.)
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To: Old Sarge

Take a drink every time he implies ‘I’ and ‘Me’. Have emergency room standing by for massive alcohol poisoning.


10 posted on 01/28/2014 5:39:34 AM PST by Usagi_yo
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To: Old Sarge
Above all things, DON'T drink any time he says "I" or "My" -
you'll be under the table in 5 minutes otherwise.
11 posted on 01/28/2014 5:40:21 AM PST by alancarp
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To: Old Sarge

TV off. Sober night.


12 posted on 01/28/2014 5:41:08 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!!!)
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To: Old Sarge

I don’t drink.

Is there a cyanide cap opt out?


13 posted on 01/28/2014 5:41:26 AM PST by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

You tryin’ to get someone killed, or what?


14 posted on 01/28/2014 5:41:58 AM PST by Little Pig (Vi Veri Veniversum Vivus Vici.)
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To: Little Pig

Rules are made to be broken... like when the glass falls from my cold, dead hand.


15 posted on 01/28/2014 5:43:58 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Old Sarge

There is not enough booze in the world to get me to watch him.


16 posted on 01/28/2014 5:44:22 AM PST by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: Usagi_yo

ding ding ding.......we have a winner.

After 10 minutes into the boy kings address half of the sheeple would be passed out or 100% would be vomiting...


17 posted on 01/28/2014 5:45:16 AM PST by eartick (Been to the line in the sand and liked it)
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To: Old Sarge

How about the classic, “Let me be clear”


18 posted on 01/28/2014 5:45:20 AM PST by Marathoner (When Obama fails, freedom prevails)
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To: Old Sarge
One shot for every “you didn't build that” and two for every “I actually meant semicolon,not period”.
19 posted on 01/28/2014 5:46:27 AM PST by Gay State Conservative (Osama Obama Care: A Religion That Will Have You On Your Knees!)
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To: FRiends


Click the Pic


Support Free Republic

20 posted on 01/28/2014 5:47:44 AM PST by deoetdoctrinae (Gun-free zones are playgrounds for felons.)
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To: Pearls Before Swine

How about “the middle class” or “working families?”


21 posted on 01/28/2014 5:49:02 AM PST by fatnotlazy
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To: Old Sarge

Throw a shot back each time he says “unprecedented.”


22 posted on 01/28/2014 5:51:06 AM PST by GSWarrior
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To: Old Sarge; All
Gotta check this out...It's GREAT!!

The Empty Suit

23 posted on 01/28/2014 5:52:29 AM PST by ken5050 (This space available cheap...)
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To: fatnotlazy

Absolutely!

There will also be some reference to “Congressional gridlock”.

Maybe a veiled reference to racial animus, too.


24 posted on 01/28/2014 5:53:05 AM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Old Sarge

A big gulp when he says he has created 8 Million jobs. And another Two when someone yells out “You Lie!”


25 posted on 01/28/2014 5:57:06 AM PST by Red_Devil 232 ((VietVet - USMC All Ready On The Right? All Ready On The Left? All Ready On The Firing Line!))
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To: jiggyboy
Do you have time / inclination for a BS Bingo?

ALL: Will anyone play if jb makes us a card like

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26 posted on 01/28/2014 5:58:47 AM PST by don-o (He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever!)
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To: eartick

Watching and listening to Obama can make a person puke without drinking any booze.


27 posted on 01/28/2014 5:59:29 AM PST by dforest
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To: Old Sarge
If Obama mentions Benghazi, you are free to puke your guts out.
28 posted on 01/28/2014 5:59:38 AM PST by Mister Da (The mark of a wise man is not what he knows, but what he knows he doesn't know!)
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To: Old Sarge

Just don’t try this with the phrase, “Will hurt the recovery.”


29 posted on 01/28/2014 6:00:23 AM PST by bray (http://www.braylog.com/id47.html)
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To: Old Sarge
"This is who we are"
30 posted on 01/28/2014 6:01:14 AM PST by don-o (He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever!)
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To: bray

I am going with 1 drink every time he says “opportunity.”


31 posted on 01/28/2014 6:03:42 AM PST by EQAndyBuzz ("The GOP fights its own base with far more vigor than it employs in fighting the Dims.")
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Jeepers, I hope when she writes his SOTU speech, Valerie
omits references to Obamacare. Or-----disaster looms.

"And let me thank every Democrat, who---without exception
---voted for Obamacare---my historic signature legislation."

"Thank you Democrats for reminding every American in every
district: 'if they like their plan, they can keep their plan.' Nice work Democrats."

==================================================

Methinks Boobamba's SOTU won't be mentioning Obamacare.

WHO CAN BLAME HIM? Boobamba's prolly scared stiff of lock-stepping Dems' maniacal applause, rising to their fight as one (like they had firecrackers under their a**es).

Heck, as far back as 2008, at the presidential debate in Nashville, Democrat candidate Obama advanced his signature plan that was ultimately enacted (by an historic straight Democrat party-line vote) into the "Affordable Care Act :

OBAMA: "No. 1, let me just repeat, if you’ve got a health care plan that you like, you can keep it. All I’m going to do is help you to lower the premiums on it. You’ll still have your choice of doctor.”

Repeated over and over ---- with the promise that every American family would be saving $2500.00 on healthcare costs.

LOCK-STEPPING PARTY LOYALTY NOT SEEN SINCE 1940's ERA EUROPE Obama And The Dumbos marched in lockstep. The persistent Dumbocrat drumbeat ---- in obeisance to Obama ---- kept ringing reassuringly in our ears: "If you like your plan, you can keep your plan."

=================================

SIGNING "THE BIG EFFIN' DEAL" now known as " The Big Effin" Debacle"

"Those Democrats leering over my shoulder owe me bigtime. This
healthcare bill insures we have a permanent Democratic majority."

" All except those Tea Party types, swallowed hook, line and sinker my promises that they could:
(1) keep their existing health plans,
(2) keep their own doctors that they like,
(3) keep their 25-year-olds on the family health plan,
(4) never be denied coverage for a pre-existing condition,
(5) sign up instantly on my tech-savvy government Web site,
(6) buy insurance only after becoming seriously ill."
(7) save $2,500 in annual premiums in the bargain....
(8) All without any new taxes."

"Them sonovagun Tea Partiers will rue the day they criticized my wonderful bill."

32 posted on 01/28/2014 6:06:27 AM PST by Liz
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To: Old Sarge

‘It’s’ first SOTU I had a shot every time he said ‘me’ or ‘I’...

Sorry, I won’t play this game anymore; it’s lose/lose.

There are better ways to drink & have some fun and all POTUS/SOTU-drinking did was waste some damned good whiskey (well, not ‘all’, but you get my drift).


33 posted on 01/28/2014 6:09:39 AM PST by logi_cal869
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To: Old Sarge

Forget the cold beer and sissified margaritas-
this calls for hard liquor and plenty of it.

34 posted on 01/28/2014 6:12:14 AM PST by Liz
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To: don-o

Nah I’ll probably wait for others at National Review &c to suffer through for me and then just read the summaries tomorrow.

Although Mark Levin real-time commentary might be interesting, like a political Mystery Science 3000.

Here’s a thread from the other day that has some serviceable cards from other sites:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/3115227/posts


35 posted on 01/28/2014 6:14:25 AM PST by jiggyboy (Ten percent of poll respondents are either lying or insane)
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To: Old Sarge

thank goodness we don’t have to watch Rubio trying to get a drink of water...


36 posted on 01/28/2014 6:18:19 AM PST by Tennessee Nana
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To: jiggyboy

Thanks FRiend. Right now, I would listen and play. Got a great night’s sleep and am in a good mood. By 9 pm tonight, that may change.

Yes, Levin’s running commentary is priceless. Sadly, he will be done when Obie takes the stage.


37 posted on 01/28/2014 6:18:59 AM PST by don-o (He will not share His glory and He will NOT be mocked! Blessed be the name of the Lord forever!)
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To: sport

Listening to him is tantamount to eavesdropping on a chalkboard mating frenzy.

Can’t do it....won’t do it.


38 posted on 01/28/2014 6:26:11 AM PST by Salamander (Sleeping don't come very easy in a strait white vest.)
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To: cripplecreek

I see what you did there...:)

[there should be a “bite some tinfoil” cue]


39 posted on 01/28/2014 6:27:24 AM PST by Salamander (Sleeping don't come very easy in a strait white vest.)
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To: Old Sarge

With those rules, I’m gonna need more alkeehaul.


40 posted on 01/28/2014 6:28:17 AM PST by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)
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To: GSWarrior

“Folks”


41 posted on 01/28/2014 6:29:00 AM PST by Salamander (Sleeping don't come very easy in a strait white vest.)
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To: Old Sarge

Have a drink every time Senator Schumer slithers in front of a camera..

42 posted on 01/28/2014 6:29:55 AM PST by greedo
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To: don-o

43 posted on 01/28/2014 6:32:42 AM PST by Salamander (Sleeping don't come very easy in a strait white vest.)
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To: cripplecreek

Lemme know if there is a last minute re-write in order to give Pete Seeger a shout out.


44 posted on 01/28/2014 6:35:31 AM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!!!)
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To: Old Sarge

45 posted on 01/28/2014 6:39:55 AM PST by Travis McGee (www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com)
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To: Old Sarge

I won’t watch 0bama. Can’t stand liars. I’ll watch the Encore Westerns channel.

0bama’s more full of BS than the Chisolm trail.


46 posted on 01/28/2014 6:56:51 AM PST by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)
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To: Old Sarge

Won’t wstch the commie. Dog needs her nails clipped.


47 posted on 01/28/2014 7:01:08 AM PST by CodeToad (When ignorance rules a person's decision they are resorting to superstition.)
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To: Old Sarge

Sounds like a drunk fest!


48 posted on 01/28/2014 7:08:17 AM PST by al_c (Obama's standing in the world has fallen so much that Kenya now claims he was born in America.)
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To: Old Sarge

If the President mentions “Common sense gun regulations” shoot the TV.


49 posted on 01/28/2014 7:14:07 AM PST by DManA
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To: sport

Yeah, my blood pressure can’t take listening to the liar-in-chief for more than a few seconds. There is no way I’m watching the lies. I sank some serious coin into TV repairs over the last year, I don’t want to end up trashing it.


50 posted on 01/28/2014 7:16:52 AM PST by ThunderSleeps (Stop obarma now! Stop the hussein - insane agenda!)
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