Skip to comments.SOTU Drinking Game Rules
Posted on 01/28/2014 5:30:00 AM PST by Old Sarge
Take 3 drinks if he mentions the Keystone Pipeline..
I would think everytime you hear the word, “OMAHA”...
That calls for a shot...
Rule #1: For the safety of your flat screen and your personal mental health, watch something other than the State Of The Union Show.
For my safety and my health, I don’t watch or listen to anything pertaining to Obama.
Sorry can’t play. I’d rather watch reruns of Duck Dynasty or The Walking Dead instead.
Drink every time he says:
“Let me be clear”
“This isn’t who we are”
“five years of improving economy”
“More work to be done”
Take a drink every time he implies ‘I’ and ‘Me’. Have emergency room standing by for massive alcohol poisoning.
TV off. Sober night.
I don’t drink.
Is there a cyanide cap opt out?
You tryin’ to get someone killed, or what?
Rules are made to be broken... like when the glass falls from my cold, dead hand.
There is not enough booze in the world to get me to watch him.
ding ding ding.......we have a winner.
After 10 minutes into the boy kings address half of the sheeple would be passed out or 100% would be vomiting...
How about the classic, “Let me be clear”
How about “the middle class” or “working families?”
Throw a shot back each time he says “unprecedented.”
There will also be some reference to “Congressional gridlock”.
Maybe a veiled reference to racial animus, too.
A big gulp when he says he has created 8 Million jobs. And another Two when someone yells out “You Lie!”
Watching and listening to Obama can make a person puke without drinking any booze.
Just don’t try this with the phrase, “Will hurt the recovery.”
I am going with 1 drink every time he says “opportunity.”
"And let me thank every Democrat, who---without exception
---voted for Obamacare---my historic signature legislation."
"Thank you Democrats for reminding every American in every
district: 'if they like their plan, they can keep their plan.' Nice work Democrats."
Methinks Boobamba's SOTU won't be mentioning Obamacare.
WHO CAN BLAME HIM? Boobamba's prolly scared stiff of lock-stepping Dems' maniacal applause, rising to their fight as one (like they had firecrackers under their a**es).
Heck, as far back as 2008, at the presidential debate in Nashville, Democrat candidate Obama advanced his signature plan that was ultimately enacted (by an historic straight Democrat party-line vote) into the "Affordable Care Act :
OBAMA: "No. 1, let me just repeat, if youve got a health care plan that you like, you can keep it. All Im going to do is help you to lower the premiums on it. Youll still have your choice of doctor.
Repeated over and over ---- with the promise that every American family would be saving $2500.00 on healthcare costs.
LOCK-STEPPING PARTY LOYALTY NOT SEEN SINCE 1940's ERA EUROPE Obama And The Dumbos marched in lockstep. The persistent Dumbocrat drumbeat ---- in obeisance to Obama ---- kept ringing reassuringly in our ears: "If you like your plan, you can keep your plan."
SIGNING "THE BIG EFFIN' DEAL" now known as " The Big Effin" Debacle"
"Those Democrats leering over my shoulder owe me bigtime. This
healthcare bill insures we have a permanent Democratic majority."
" All except those Tea Party types, swallowed hook, line and sinker my promises that they could:
(1) keep their existing health plans,
(2) keep their own doctors that they like,
(3) keep their 25-year-olds on the family health plan,
(4) never be denied coverage for a pre-existing condition,
(5) sign up instantly on my tech-savvy government Web site,
(6) buy insurance only after becoming seriously ill."
(7) save $2,500 in annual premiums in the bargain....
(8) All without any new taxes."
"Them sonovagun Tea Partiers will rue the day they criticized my wonderful bill."
‘It’s’ first SOTU I had a shot every time he said ‘me’ or ‘I’...
Sorry, I won’t play this game anymore; it’s lose/lose.
There are better ways to drink & have some fun and all POTUS/SOTU-drinking did was waste some damned good whiskey (well, not ‘all’, but you get my drift).
Forget the cold beer and sissified margaritas-
this calls for hard liquor and plenty of it.
Nah I’ll probably wait for others at National Review &c to suffer through for me and then just read the summaries tomorrow.
Although Mark Levin real-time commentary might be interesting, like a political Mystery Science 3000.
Here’s a thread from the other day that has some serviceable cards from other sites:
thank goodness we don’t have to watch Rubio trying to get a drink of water...
Thanks FRiend. Right now, I would listen and play. Got a great night’s sleep and am in a good mood. By 9 pm tonight, that may change.
Yes, Levin’s running commentary is priceless. Sadly, he will be done when Obie takes the stage.
Listening to him is tantamount to eavesdropping on a chalkboard mating frenzy.
Can’t do it....won’t do it.
I see what you did there...:)
[there should be a “bite some tinfoil” cue]
With those rules, I’m gonna need more alkeehaul.
Have a drink every time Senator Schumer slithers in front of a camera..
Lemme know if there is a last minute re-write in order to give Pete Seeger a shout out.
I won’t watch 0bama. Can’t stand liars. I’ll watch the Encore Westerns channel.
0bama’s more full of BS than the Chisolm trail.
Won’t wstch the commie. Dog needs her nails clipped.
Sounds like a drunk fest!
If the President mentions “Common sense gun regulations” shoot the TV.
Yeah, my blood pressure can’t take listening to the liar-in-chief for more than a few seconds. There is no way I’m watching the lies. I sank some serious coin into TV repairs over the last year, I don’t want to end up trashing it.