Skip to comments.Woman Disowns Cat For Being Gay (Nigeria)
Posted on 01/28/2014 11:10:27 PM PST by Stoat
A middle-aged woman (names withheld) yesterday in Lafia, Nasarawa State, publicly disowned her cat whom she had kept as a pet for seven years for what she termed an unnatural sexual behavior which she finds disturbing and a contradiction of the laws of nature.
By this, the cat has made a record as the first cat to be so publicly declared gay and disowned by its owner.
The cat, named Bull, was alleged to be in the habit of making sexual advances only to other male cats in the house even though there are several other female cats.
Neighbours attested that none of the other cats born while the cat was in the house has its due colour, lending credence to the fact that it has not been able to mate with other female cats in its home or anywhere in the environ.
The cat owner who expressed a strong belief in the divine purpose of creating male and female of every creature to fulfil an ordained purpose of procreation said, anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.
The cats renunciation which attracted members of the public was however dramatic as no one wanted to take ownership of such a cat.
After its rejection, many residents of the area have been theonging the house located on Gboko Street, Tudun Gwandara area of Lafia, the state capital to see things for themselves
When LEADERSHIP visited the area people, especially youths, were seen in groups cracking joks about the incident.
(Stan's Gay Dog from South Park)
Sit Sparky!...Good Boy. Now shake!...good boy. Now don’t be gay!...Don’t be gay Sparky!
Homosexual Nigerian Cat ping.
Farm animals who exhibit habitual ‘same sex attraction’ get eaten first.
The cat was lucky.
Cat watches too many SOTU speeches.
I’m not sure I’d eat meat from that. Just... not. Doesn’t sound right.
Poor kitty. Hope he doesn’t starve. I’ve actually seen male Felis domesticus grab other male house cats by the neck and mount them, apparently as a dominance thing. The ones I’ve seen haven’t, ahem, really done much in terms of real action. They seemed to be showing the other cat who was boss.
“grab other male house cats by the neck and mount them, apparently as a dominance thing”
That poor Nigerian cat must think its former home was a prison.
In the hospital:
Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: I open up the paper, and *this* is what I have to read about? I fell right off the toilet. My back went out again, I couldn’t move... The super had to come and get help me up. I was half naked!
Cat: It’s *not* *true*!
Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: Every *day* it’s something else with you. I don’t know anything about you any more. Who are you? What kind of life are you leading? Who knows *what* you’re doing? Maybe you’re making porno films.
Cat: Yeah. I’m Buck Naked.
Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: Jerry, I can see. He’s so neat and thin. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.
Cat: Of course not...
(In comes a hulking male nurse. He parts the screen and announces)
NURSE: 6:30, Scott. Time for your sponge bath.
But moose burger sounds yummy.
I’ve only had deer and elk.
*Most* mounting behavior is dominance.
Some critters, however, are just all messed up.
I’m sure the WH is looking to adopt a gay cat.
This is not possible. We all know that homosexuality only occurs among a handful of sinful human males.
Hey my dog humps my leg...doesn’t make him gay or in to beastiality just make him a dumb animal...
As an owner of numerous kittehs over 40 years, it is exactly a male dominance thing. Once they establish dominance it stops. And I’ve never caught any of my kittehs watching Bravo or Brokeback mountain.
homosexual minority humpback whale ping
(now there’s a list that hasn’t gotten used in years...)
Slinker, who died at age 8 of lymphoma, was continually trying to mount one of our other males.
Perhaps it was because they were both fixed, and the “victim” smelled like a female, or at least not
like a male, so Slinker tried it.
I have no idea. But the “victim” cat was very sad when Slinker passed away. That was seven years ago.
Maybe the victim was a “sub.” ;)
He and the two girls do not get along very well, but there is a relatively easy truce among them. In a 3,000 sq.ft. house, they are able to avoid each other.
Helps when they have their own territories, you betcha.
Thanks for the ping, Nully.
Gosh, it has been so long!!!
In fact, wasn’t this ping list originally called:
‘Nuke a gay whale for Jesus’
...or was it ‘Club a baby seal for Jesus’
That is lost to the mists of tie...
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