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Woman Disowns Cat For Being Gay (Nigeria)
Leadership (Nigeria) ^ | January 20, 2014 | Donatus Nadi

Posted on 01/28/2014 11:10:27 PM PST by Stoat

A middle-aged woman (names withheld) yesterday in Lafia, Nasarawa State, publicly disowned her cat whom she had kept as a pet for seven years for what she termed “an unnatural sexual behavior” which she finds disturbing and “a contradiction of the laws of nature.”

By this, the cat has made a record as the first cat to be so publicly declared gay and disowned by its owner.

The cat, named Bull, was alleged to be in the habit of making sexual advances only to other male cats in the house even though there are several other female cats.

Neighbours attested that none of the other cats born while the cat was in the house has it’s due colour, lending credence to the fact that it has not been able to mate with other female cats in its home or anywhere in the environ.

The cat owner who expressed a strong belief in the divine purpose of creating male and female of every creature to fulfil an ordained purpose of procreation said, “anybody interested in this gay cat can have it because I have no further use of it.”

The cat’s renunciation which attracted members of the public was however dramatic as no one wanted to take ownership of such a cat.

After its rejection, many residents of the area have been theonging the house located on Gboko Street, Tudun Gwandara area of Lafia, the state capital to see things for themselves

When LEADERSHIP visited the area people, especially youths, were seen in groups cracking joks about the incident.


TOPICS: Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: africa; cat; gay; homosexual; kitteh; kittyping; napl; nigeria
Also:

The woman who threw out her pet cat... for 'being gay' - Mail Online

 

 

 

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1 posted on 01/28/2014 11:10:27 PM PST by Stoat
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To: Stoat

“Sit Sparky!...Good Boy. Now shake!...good boy. Now don’t be gay!...Don’t be gay Sparky!”


2 posted on 01/28/2014 11:11:12 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Slings and Arrows

Homosexual Nigerian Cat ping.


3 posted on 01/28/2014 11:11:16 PM PST by Stoat (If you want a vision of the future, imagine a Birkenstock stamping on a human face... forever)
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To: Stoat

4 posted on 01/28/2014 11:13:11 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: Stoat

Farm animals who exhibit habitual ‘same sex attraction’ get eaten first.

The cat was lucky.

:)


5 posted on 01/28/2014 11:15:27 PM PST by Salamander (Sleeping don't come very easy in a strait white vest.)
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To: Stoat

Cat watches too many SOTU speeches.


6 posted on 01/28/2014 11:16:01 PM PST by faithhopecharity (C)
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To: Stoat; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; asgardshill; ...


7 posted on 01/28/2014 11:19:19 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Salamander

I’m not sure I’d eat meat from that. Just... not. Doesn’t sound right.


8 posted on 01/29/2014 12:34:48 AM PST by Moose Burger
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To: Stoat

Poor kitty. Hope he doesn’t starve. I’ve actually seen male Felis domesticus grab other male house cats by the neck and mount them, apparently as a dominance thing. The ones I’ve seen haven’t, ahem, really done much in terms of real action. They seemed to be showing the other cat who was boss.


9 posted on 01/29/2014 1:50:53 AM PST by Hetty_Fauxvert (FUBO, and the useful idiots you rode in on!)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

“grab other male house cats by the neck and mount them, apparently as a dominance thing”

That poor Nigerian cat must think its former home was a prison.


10 posted on 01/29/2014 3:01:38 AM PST by Ready4Freddy
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To: Stoat; F15Eagle; Gamecock

In the hospital:

Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: I open up the paper, and *this* is what I have to read about? I fell right off the toilet. My back went out again, I couldn’t move... The super had to come and get help me up. I was half naked!

Cat: It’s *not* *true*!

Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: Every *day* it’s something else with you. I don’t know anything about you any more. Who are you? What kind of life are you leading? Who knows *what* you’re doing? Maybe you’re making porno films.

Cat: Yeah. I’m Buck Naked.

Middle-aged Nigerian cat owner: Jerry, I can see. He’s so neat and thin. Not that there’s anything wrong with it.

Cat: Of course not...

(In comes a hulking male nurse. He parts the screen and announces)

NURSE: 6:30, Scott. Time for your sponge bath.


11 posted on 01/29/2014 3:13:23 AM PST by Larry Lucido (If you like your all your base, you can keep your all your base. - CATS)
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To: Moose Burger

LOL

But moose burger sounds yummy.

I’ve only had deer and elk.


12 posted on 01/29/2014 3:32:13 AM PST by Salamander (Sleeping don't come very easy in a strait white vest.)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

*Most* mounting behavior is dominance.

Some critters, however, are just all messed up.

:)


13 posted on 01/29/2014 3:34:32 AM PST by Salamander (Sleeping don't come very easy in a strait white vest.)
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To: Stoat
By this, the cat has made a record as the first cat to be so publicly declared gay and disowned by its owner.

That's just funny right there. I don't think I could type that sentence in my article and have a straight face (no pun intended).

The cat, named Bull, was alleged to be in the habit of making sexual advances only to other male cats in the house

Probably just trying to exert his dominance over the other males to establish himself as the leader. IMHO, if she let him mount and subdue all of the males, he'd have eventually had his was with whatever females he wanted...when he wanted.
14 posted on 01/29/2014 5:24:10 AM PST by mmichaels1970
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To: faithhopecharity

I’m sure the WH is looking to adopt a gay cat.


15 posted on 01/29/2014 6:00:44 AM PST by Rome2000 (THE WASHINGTONIANS AND UNIVERSAL SUFFRAGE ARE THE ENEMY -ROTATE THE CAPITAL AMONGST THE STATES)
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To: Larry Lucido

Bwaaahaaa!


16 posted on 01/29/2014 6:08:39 AM PST by Gamecock (If you like your constitution, you can keep your constitution. Period. (M.S.))
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To: Stoat

This is not possible. We all know that homosexuality only occurs among a handful of sinful human males.


17 posted on 01/29/2014 6:14:52 AM PST by liberlog
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To: liberlog

Hey my dog humps my leg...doesn’t make him gay or in to beastiality just make him a dumb animal...


18 posted on 01/29/2014 6:56:19 AM PST by tophat9000 (Are we headed to a Cracker Slacker War?)
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To: Hetty_Fauxvert

As an owner of numerous kittehs over 40 years, it is exactly a male dominance thing. Once they establish dominance it stops. And I’ve never caught any of my kittehs watching Bravo or Brokeback mountain.


19 posted on 01/29/2014 7:04:04 AM PST by Lx (Do you like it? Do you like it, Scott? I call it, "Mr. & Mrs. Tenorman Chili.")
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To: Stoat; 2banana; frithguild; Velveeta

homosexual minority humpback whale ping

(now there’s a list that hasn’t gotten used in years...)


20 posted on 01/29/2014 7:51:13 AM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Slinker, who died at age 8 of lymphoma, was continually trying to mount one of our other males.

Perhaps it was because they were both fixed, and the “victim” smelled like a female, or at least not
like a male, so Slinker tried it.

I have no idea. But the “victim” cat was very sad when Slinker passed away. That was seven years ago.


21 posted on 01/29/2014 9:33:31 AM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Maybe the victim was a “sub.” ;)


22 posted on 01/29/2014 10:24:26 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

He and the two girls do not get along very well, but there is a relatively easy truce among them. In a 3,000 sq.ft. house, they are able to avoid each other.


23 posted on 01/29/2014 12:11:18 PM PST by TheOldLady
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To: TheOldLady

Helps when they have their own territories, you betcha.


24 posted on 01/29/2014 12:23:16 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: null and void

Thanks for the ping, Nully.
Gosh, it has been so long!!!
In fact, wasn’t this ping list originally called:

‘Nuke a gay whale for Jesus’
...or was it ‘Club a baby seal for Jesus’

????


25 posted on 01/29/2014 12:51:55 PM PST by Velveeta
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To: Velveeta

That is lost to the mists of tie...


26 posted on 01/29/2014 12:59:03 PM PST by null and void (<--- unwilling cattle-car passenger on the bullet train to serfdom)
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