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My dream speech for Obama
World Net Daily ^ | 1/29/2014 | John Stossel

Posted on 01/29/2014 6:09:06 AM PST by rktman

President Barack Obama’s State of the Union address Tuesday wasn’t what I wanted to hear. This is what the president should have said:

“I cannot imagine what I was thinking when I pushed Obamacare. I now see it is folly to entrust government, which cannot balance its books and routinely loses track of billions of dollars, with even greater power over health care.

(Excerpt) Read more at wnd.com ...


TOPICS: Society
KEYWORDS: satire
Dream on John. We still have another 3 years of this nightmare before possibly trading it for night terrors for another 4. I would have liked for him to have turned himself in for treason and taken holder along with him. "Dreamin', take me away......" Chris Cross.
1 posted on 01/29/2014 6:09:06 AM PST by rktman
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To: rktman

I’ll settle for: “I resign.” No need to go on and on!


2 posted on 01/29/2014 6:14:54 AM PST by jocon307
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To: jocon307

Who’s gonna keep shotgun joe in check? :>}


3 posted on 01/29/2014 6:17:50 AM PST by rktman (Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
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To: jocon307

Like +1


4 posted on 01/29/2014 6:20:23 AM PST by Resolute Conservative
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To: rktman

My dream speech for the dork:

“I’ve never been able to do anything useful in my life. I choose now to end it.”

Followed by tumultuous applause, fireworks cheers, and a 140 dB rendition of “Ding Dong the Dork is dead.”


5 posted on 01/29/2014 6:24:42 AM PST by Da Coyote
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To: rktman

my dream speech for 0bama:

you have the right to be silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. ...


6 posted on 01/29/2014 6:27:14 AM PST by sten (fighting tyranny never goes out of style)
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Stossel may be a libertarian but I don’t think there’s enough wacky weed in CO to induce that level of disconnection from reality about Obama.


7 posted on 01/29/2014 6:32:01 AM PST by T-Bird45 (It feels like the seventies, and it shouldn't.)
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The nightmare scenario is THAT...
The democrats martyr him... then Martin Luther King him..
by hornswaddling some red neck pissed off republican..

The horrible funeral will go on for a full year.. MAYBE TWO..
Suck all the air out of the Television and newspaper(magazines)....
and Hollywood would enshrine him... with movies and documentary’s..

His Wookie would milk all that........ like with a 800 hp milker..
Chris Matthews would tear his clothing daily throw dust in the air.. and blather.. and whine like worn out brakes..

Every town in the U.S. would need a Barack Hussein Obama street..
and John Boehner would “CRY”...
Count yer blessings..
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8 posted on 01/29/2014 6:43:57 AM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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9 posted on 01/29/2014 6:44:57 AM PST by DJ MacWoW (The Fed Gov is not one ring to rule them all)
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To: hosepipe

OH!... and Biden finishes his term..


10 posted on 01/29/2014 6:46:27 AM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: hosepipe

Uh, haven’t some cities already done some school names and street names? Talk about a way to bring down the neighborhood. Driven down any mlk blvd’s lately? Can you say “squalor”.


11 posted on 01/29/2014 6:56:13 AM PST by rktman (Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
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To: jocon307
I’ll settle for: “I resign.” No need to go on and on!

My dream speech for Obama would be just a little bit longer:

"I have accepted Vice President Biden's resignation, effective immediately, and hereby submit my own resignation, effective upon the swearing in of the new President, John Boehner. On the advise of legal counsel, I can say no more. Good night."

While I would enjoy most of that speech, the phrase "President John Boehner" made me throw up in my mouth a little bit but it would certainly be an improvement.

12 posted on 01/29/2014 7:21:44 AM PST by CommerceComet (Ignore the GOP-e. Cruz to victory in 2016.)
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To: DJ MacWoW; All

Although B. Hussein Obama has an aversion to taking credit for his abundant failures, lies, and criminal acts, B. Hussein did a credible job of describing just what his failures were in last night’s State of the Obamanation Failed Union Speech.

B,. Hussein waxed eloquent on his description of how the Keynesian “Prime the Pump” stimulus theory of economics has failed without ever mentioning Keynes, or economic stimulus.

It was a masterful slight of hand speech, worthy of B. Hussein’s reputation as a consummate lying, con-artist, (pardon the redundancy).

Now that Commie Obama has been forced to admit that Communism (Mandatory Universal Federal Medical Insurance Tax, aka Obamacare), Economic Stimulus, Fed-controlled low interest rates, and Constitutional violations have made the last 5 years a living Hell for The Middle Class in America, the question I have is as follows:

“Who in the RINO Wing of the Republican Party has learned NOT to repeat what B. Hussein has proven for 5 years to be failed Federal Government policy?”

What say all of you?


13 posted on 01/29/2014 7:52:52 AM PST by Graewoulf (Democrats' Obamacare Socialist Health Insur. Tax violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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