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Man tells doctors he has no idea how bottle got stuck up his bum
The Daily Star ^ | 1/09/2014 | Tom+Rawle

Posted on 02/01/2014 12:17:38 AM PST by diverteach

An eye-watering X-ray shows the damage to the poor man who claimed he had no idea the bottle got there.

When asked what he thought may be giving him such bad pains he played the fool.

But after seeing the shocking X-ray results, it all came flooding back.

The man, who does not want to be named, confessed to inserting the bottle in his home and then trying to use a steel wire to to fish it out. Of course….the wire got stuck as well.

Doctors at the hospital in Fuzhou, the capital of southeast China's Fujian Province, were forced to operate on the man after it was found his bowel had been pierced.

The whereabouts of the bottle and wire are unknown but are recommended to remain untouched.


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To: shibumi

Some one should kick his glass for being stoopit....


61 posted on 02/01/2014 8:18:08 AM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: diverteach

Next time he’ll be more specific and ask for Heineken instead of a Hiney.


62 posted on 02/01/2014 8:31:48 AM PST by bleach (If I agreed with you, we would both be wrong.)
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To: Jeff Chandler

Just qualified to be president.


63 posted on 02/01/2014 9:20:40 AM PST by DPMD
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To: JimRed

That guy with the bottle up his bum. I suppose it’s a bit old fashioned, but I wonder if he was a soda jerk?


64 posted on 02/01/2014 1:24:27 PM PST by 21twelve (http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2185147/posts 2013 is 1933 REBORN)
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To: JennysCool

“Have a good weekend!”

You too and Enjoy the Superbowl! (How did the Seahawks ever get there?)


65 posted on 02/01/2014 7:22:26 PM PST by haroldeveryman
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