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Intruder scared away by Big Mouth Billy Bass
StarTribune ^ | Feb. 4, 2014 | Pam Louwagie

Posted on 02/07/2014 6:36:48 AM PST by bgill

The crime scene of a break-in at a Rochester's Hooked on Fishing shop showed evidence that a burglar got scared off by a motion-activated, singing bass, authorities said.

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TOPICS: Agriculture; Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: burglary; minnesota; singingfish
Stupid criminal tricks.
1 posted on 02/07/2014 6:36:48 AM PST by bgill
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To: bgill

Queen Elizabeth reportedly has one of those.


2 posted on 02/07/2014 6:37:38 AM PST by afraidfortherepublic
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To: afraidfortherepublic

See. You really DON’T need a gun. ;>}


3 posted on 02/07/2014 6:38:44 AM PST by rktman (Under my plan(scheme), the price of EVERYTHING will necessarily skyrocket! Period.)
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Oh hell. I hope Biden doesn’t hear about this.


4 posted on 02/07/2014 6:40:23 AM PST by jsanders2001
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To: bgill

The fish does look a lot like Senator Al Franken (D), Minnesota.


5 posted on 02/07/2014 6:43:18 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: bgill

“Criminals are a superstitious and cowardly lot”


6 posted on 02/07/2014 6:49:51 AM PST by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: bgill

Add the sound of a shotgun being racked, and you’ve got a “Red-Neck Security System.”


7 posted on 02/07/2014 7:44:47 AM PST by txrefugee
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Add the sound of a shotgun being racked...

Some of those old mechanical slider-type credit card machines make a sound a lot like that. To someone on the other side of the entry door, it would sound like you're about to get blasted.

8 posted on 02/07/2014 8:40:32 AM PST by citizen (There is always free government cheese in the mouse trap.....https://twitter.com/kracker0)
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