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Billy Ray Cyrus Remakes 'Achy Breaky Heart' as a Hip-Hop Song
MSN Music ^ | 2/12/14 | Tim Malloy

Posted on 02/12/2014 1:57:06 PM PST by hoagy62

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em -- and if the daughter you tried to raise as a Christian Disney princess ends up twerking with stuffed animals in her underwear, well, it's probably time to remake your novelty country hit into a hip-hop anthem, throw in some half-naked twerking aliens, and surrender.

(Excerpt) Read more at music.msn.com ...


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: awful; billyraycyrus; endofcivilization; whocares
This is NOT satire. I have seen the video (link to it is in the story). I believe I may have lost several IQ points by doing so.

To quote Hank Hill, "I do not know whether to laugh or vomit."

1 posted on 02/12/2014 1:57:07 PM PST by hoagy62
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To: hoagy62
wonderful.

2 posted on 02/12/2014 1:59:00 PM PST by FlingWingFlyer (ObamaCare. The "global warming" of healthcare plans.)
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To: hoagy62; a fool in paradise

Finally, a healthy break from this silly, smelly Beatlemania nostalgia!


3 posted on 02/12/2014 2:02:12 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: hoagy62

Yuck.


4 posted on 02/12/2014 2:03:17 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: hoagy62

I’m holding out for “A Boy Named Sue”.


5 posted on 02/12/2014 2:04:17 PM PST by Billthedrill
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To: hoagy62

Billy Ray Cyrus, eh?

*YAWN*


6 posted on 02/12/2014 2:07:50 PM PST by Howie66 (John Wayne McCornyn...he's just like US! Honest!)
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To: hoagy62

Proving all of us who thought that song couldn’t possibly be any worse to be dead wrong.


7 posted on 02/12/2014 2:07:54 PM PST by Above My Pay Grade (The people have the right to tell government what guns it may possess, not the other way around.)
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To: freekitty

He should stick with his job as his daughters pi - I mean father because the song really, really, really sucks.


8 posted on 02/12/2014 2:11:17 PM PST by chiefqc
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To: hoagy62

Shouldn’t the title be “One Hit Wonder Tries to Reboot His One Hit”?


9 posted on 02/12/2014 2:11:29 PM PST by Mastador1 (I'll take a bad dog over a good politician any day!)
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To: hoagy62

This family just, uh, twerks at the seams with talent!


10 posted on 02/12/2014 2:11:36 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: hoagy62

Well, thankfully it’s a free (sorta) country, and that means he’s as free to make idiotic music as people are to make idiot comments about the Beatles.


11 posted on 02/12/2014 2:14:45 PM PST by bigbob (The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
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To: hoagy62

12 posted on 02/12/2014 2:21:12 PM PST by Edward Teach
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To: Mastador1

You know the old saying; Fame Has No Shame. This ‘Re-Boot’ is so out of date, it’s not even funny. Too much has changed since that little ditty made the housewives heart beat faster. His fans may say, Nice, Billy, but what have you done for us lately?


13 posted on 02/12/2014 2:24:50 PM PST by lee martell
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To: hoagy62
I could only take about 5 seconds. I have to guard the few IQ points I have left...

Seems to me this is some sort of indoor environmental hazard? Where's the EPA when you need it?

14 posted on 02/12/2014 2:29:37 PM PST by Mrs. Don-o (Your sarcasm tag: never leave home without it.)
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To: Mrs. Don-o

Well, you have plenty of IQ points to go around. For safety’s sake, I cut it off at 1.5 seconds.


15 posted on 02/12/2014 2:34:02 PM PST by steve86 (Some things aren't really true but you wouldn't be half surprised if they were.)
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To: hoagy62

16 posted on 02/12/2014 2:39:18 PM PST by Vendome (Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
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To: hoagy62

I’m an aspiring country rapper. Snoop Hog.


17 posted on 02/12/2014 2:42:13 PM PST by SonnyBubba
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To: chiefqc

I hear ya.


18 posted on 02/12/2014 2:47:21 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: chiefqc

He and daughter know how to get on the wagon of trashy.


19 posted on 02/12/2014 2:47:53 PM PST by freekitty (Give me back my conservative vote; then find me a real conservative to vote for)
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To: hoagy62

Life is complete now.


20 posted on 02/12/2014 3:03:41 PM PST by o-n-money
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To: hoagy62

Used to play at a very nice, biiiig club. On Fridays they had line dance lessons before the band played. There’d be well over one hundred line dancers there. Billy Ray had “Achy Breaky” out, and of course there was a dance for it. They’d request it every set. I’d play it straight the first time, then play the solo backwards the second time. Chinese-sounding parallel fourths the third. Then the forth time, I’d get the band to add one extra beat at the end of the guitar solo. The results were hilarious,,, 100+ people crashing into one another, total confusion!


21 posted on 02/12/2014 3:04:15 PM PST by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: hoagy62

Never did like the damn song.


22 posted on 02/12/2014 3:05:48 PM PST by windsorknot
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To: hoagy62
Twerktastic ! Billy Ray has cemented his place in history as a TOOL.

What ? No kissing a sledgehammer ?

23 posted on 02/12/2014 3:43:12 PM PST by Newbomb Turk ("All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing.")
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To: Mastador1
God. It's been, how many, twenty or thirty years? Now, I couldn't come up with a new song if you paid me, but then, I'm not a songwriter.

Oh.

24 posted on 02/12/2014 4:21:12 PM PST by BfloGuy ( Even the opponents of Socialism are dominated by socialist ideas.)
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To: BfloGuy
Don't forget the mullett


25 posted on 02/12/2014 4:26:06 PM PST by Dalberg-Acton
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To: Mastador1

I was thinking “One Hit Wonder, Aspires to be 1.5 Hit Wonder”, myself ;)


26 posted on 02/12/2014 4:26:38 PM PST by jttpwalsh
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To: hoagy62
I believe I may have lost several IQ points by doing so.

You don't lose IQ points for viewing trash if you realize that it was trash that you watched.......

27 posted on 02/12/2014 4:29:46 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (I think I've lost my mojo.....)
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To: hoagy62

Why, God, why?!


28 posted on 02/12/2014 7:33:33 PM PST by RansomOttawa (tm)
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To: hoagy62

ok I am done with the internet now....

It was fun while it lasted....


29 posted on 02/14/2014 5:44:08 AM PST by Rightly Biased (Avenge me Girls AVENEGE ME!!!! ( I don't have any son's))
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To: windsorknot

Ditto.


30 posted on 02/14/2014 5:45:11 AM PST by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: Billthedrill
"I’m holding out for “A Boy Named Sue”.

This is pretty d@mn close...

Wyclef Jean - Delia's Gone.

31 posted on 02/14/2014 5:48:49 AM PST by Joe 6-pack (Qui me amat, amat et canem meum.)
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