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WORST SONG EVER: This Hip Hop Artist Sounds Like a Wounded Moose
ClashDaily.com ^ | February 15, 2014 | Clash Daily

Posted on 02/16/2014 12:13:36 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

How this guy even got people to help him make a music video kind of makes you wonder. Does he really think he sounds good? RIP Hip Hop.


TOPICS: Cheese, Moose, Sister; Humor; Music/Entertainment; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: aretheyreal; awful; fail; hippityhopmusic; icejjfish; onthefloor; rap; rapmusic; rapper; ru4reals
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Video in original. I listened to some of it, and it IS awful. It's the next "She Bad."
1 posted on 02/16/2014 12:13:36 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...

Ice JJ Fish needs a vocalchordectomy.

DANG!


2 posted on 02/16/2014 12:14:09 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Colorado: the Maryland of the Mountain West)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Geez, makes you long for the old days.

Whatever happened to Perry Como, Dean Martin, Andy Williams, Tony Bennett, even Paul Anka, Barry Manilow, or Wayne Newton?

Can we even call this music????


3 posted on 02/16/2014 12:19:58 PM PST by Dilbert San Diego (we')
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Is he related yoko ono


4 posted on 02/16/2014 12:20:35 PM PST by ohiobushman ( If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Holy Crap batman.. thats bad..
Those girls must be deaf.. pretty, but deaf...

This idiot needs to be SLAPPED and eyes poked..
An affirmation action train wreck..


5 posted on 02/16/2014 12:21:11 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: hosepipe

Instead—>> https://vimeo.com/80643176


6 posted on 02/16/2014 12:25:07 PM PST by hosepipe (This propaganda has been edited to include some fully orbed hyperbole..)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Wow, that’s really horrid. Even Bill Shatner and Leonard Nimoy are laughing at this guy.


7 posted on 02/16/2014 12:26:19 PM PST by Charles Martel (Endeavor to persevere...)
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To: Charles Martel

Worst song ever? Remake of Achey Breaky heart in rap. Billy Ray just released it.

Apparently all that therapy didn’t work.


8 posted on 02/16/2014 12:27:29 PM PST by EQAndyBuzz (Insurgent Conservative)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

I’d settle for the dulcet tones of Kurt Cobain. This guy sounds like he’s got a fish stuck in his throat.


9 posted on 02/16/2014 12:27:59 PM PST by gundog (Help us, Nairobi-Wan Kenobi...you're our only hope.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I am a voice teacher.

You would be SHOCKED if you knew how many parents bring me their darling preteens (whom they think have IMMENSE Talent), turn on the backing track on their cell phone, and beam with pride as their little one cranks out something EXACTLY like this video. When a preteen does it, it’s positively pornographic.

I like Opera, Classical, Folk, Country, Classic Rock, Blues, R & B, Soul, Broadway, Pop, Jazz, Metal, Punk, and Grunge.

But I sho do hate RAP/HipHop.

Oh how I i hate it.


10 posted on 02/16/2014 12:28:22 PM PST by left that other site
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

This...performer...makes the Shaggs sound like Led Zeppelin.


11 posted on 02/16/2014 12:30:36 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The guy can’t sing, can’t dance, doesn’t know how to use a belt....


12 posted on 02/16/2014 12:31:12 PM PST by Popman ("Resistance to Tyrants is Obedience to God" - Thomas Jefferson)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
This...performer...makes the Shaggs sound like Led Zeppelin.


13 posted on 02/16/2014 12:32:23 PM PST by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; Revolting cat!; GeronL
If u'd drank some drank or sizzurp before listenin' you might'd enjoyed'd it better! Yo!


14 posted on 02/16/2014 12:40:43 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Slings and Arrows
Amazingly enough, not Biz Markie.
15 posted on 02/16/2014 12:42:06 PM PST by RichInOC (No! BAD Rich! (What'd I say?))
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To: Slings and Arrows

A wounded moose got shot ina driveby for biting my sista. #TRUESTORY


16 posted on 02/16/2014 12:43:51 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
it's called vanity video, nobody, and i mean NOBODY paid that mutt for this, he prolly spent a small fortune to have it made...

he gets paid by the click and people will watch 5 or 6 seconds of it to see how really bad it is

now i want those six seconds of my life back

17 posted on 02/16/2014 12:44:17 PM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -vvv- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Nothing beats Benny Lava. Click here
18 posted on 02/16/2014 12:46:23 PM PST by central_va (I won't be reconstructed and I do not give a damn.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Thank you too much for, uh, sharing.


19 posted on 02/16/2014 12:47:55 PM PST by Revolting cat! (Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious! We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Oh my stars and garters! I was thinking it could be THAT bad. At least, it couldn’t be worse than Jan Terri’s many “hits’, or William Hung’s cover of Hotel California.

But it was. Oh, it WAS.

The guy has 85 differnt videos on his youtube page, btw. Be afraid! BE VERY AFRAID!!!


20 posted on 02/16/2014 12:47:56 PM PST by DemforBush (A Repo Man is *always* intense.)
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To: kingattax

Thought you might enjoy this little foray into the fine arts.

So young to be exhibiting such a mature and profound grasp of nuance and sensitivity to the fine art of vocal prowess.


21 posted on 02/16/2014 12:49:52 PM PST by left that other site
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22 posted on 02/16/2014 12:51:08 PM PST by RedMDer (Happy with this, America? Make your voices heard. 2014 is just around the corner. ~ Sarah Palin)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I think he got his vocal inspiration from the lady that sang “Brand New Key”!


23 posted on 02/16/2014 1:04:03 PM PST by getarope (Jesus is coming soon, and boy is he PISSED!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

“Muskrat Love” sounds like a work of art compared to that.

The only other thing that sounds just as horrid is a typical Obama speech.


24 posted on 02/16/2014 1:10:43 PM PST by stbdside
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To: getarope

hehe

the single-named ‘Melanie’

Melanie Safka

“...Don’t go so fast, but I go pretty far.
For somebody who don’t drive, I been all around the world.
Some people say I done alright for a girl...”


25 posted on 02/16/2014 1:11:09 PM PST by jjotto ("Ya could look it up!")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Harsh, people...He's got at least as much talent as all the "Groovie Ghoulies" combined. *click to listen*

26 posted on 02/16/2014 1:13:34 PM PST by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I don’t consider it “Music”, music should be musical. Can you imagine humming or whistling that “tune”?


27 posted on 02/16/2014 1:21:58 PM PST by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Permit me to say that there is no such thing as good hip hop or rap. It all stinks.


28 posted on 02/16/2014 1:26:56 PM PST by Cicero (Marcus Tullius)
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To: a fool in paradise; KC_Lion

I was thinking of rewriting the lyrics to 2NE1’s “Ugly”

The new chorus would be....

I think I’m Fugly
and nobody wants to hug me
My breath alone, is deadly...

anyway, that’s as far as I got


29 posted on 02/16/2014 1:28:25 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Oh come on. This has GOTTA be a Shred.


30 posted on 02/16/2014 1:36:06 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: humblegunner; Salamander; Eaker; TheOldLady; Vendome; Slings and Arrows; JoeProBono

You folks are *NOT* going to believe this.

Here a direct link -

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=iq_d8VSM0nw


31 posted on 02/16/2014 1:36:42 PM PST by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Best comment:

“I could take a corn cob, soak it in rubbing alcohol, and shove it up a cat’s arse... and create better music.”


32 posted on 02/16/2014 1:38:17 PM PST by Lazamataz (Early 2009 to 7/21/2013 - RIP my little girl Cathy. You were the best cat ever. You will be missed.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The Hip Hop equivalent of “Paralyzed”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EEZAivzl1Q


33 posted on 02/16/2014 1:39:10 PM PST by dfwgator
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To: shibumi
Vanilla Ice

IceJJFish

34 posted on 02/16/2014 1:49:52 PM PST by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Dilbert San Diego

“Rock and roll has been going downhill since Buddy Holly died” — John (American Graffiti)

I don’t consider rap and hip-hop music. It is annoying, loud, unintelligible twaddle.


35 posted on 02/16/2014 2:02:47 PM PST by Polyxene (Out of the depths I have cried to Thee, O Lord; Lord, hear my voice.)
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To: Chode

he gets paid by the click and people will watch 5 or 6 seconds of it to see how really bad it is

***
Which is why I did not go to the link.

But I must say that I am enjoying reading the comments of those who did.


36 posted on 02/16/2014 2:03:22 PM PST by Bigg Red (O LORD, our Lord, how majestic is your name in all the earth! Ps 8)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
WORST SONG EVER: This Hip Hop Artist Sounds Like a Wounded Moose

This must be a pointless thread.
Since "song" and "Hip Hop" are mutually exclusive.

37 posted on 02/16/2014 2:09:02 PM PST by publius911 ( At least Nixon had the good g race to resign!)
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To: stylecouncilor

ping


38 posted on 02/16/2014 2:17:19 PM PST by windcliff
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To: GeronL; BCW; Army Air Corps
Come one Geron.

Sounds like you need a pick up me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLLlXJ6jUzc

39 posted on 02/16/2014 2:23:45 PM PST by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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To: left that other site

I like Opera, Classical, Folk, Country, Classic Rock, Blues, R & B, Soul, Broadway, Pop, Jazz, Metal, Punk, and Grunge.

But I sho do hate RAP/HipHop.

Oh how I i hate it.

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I hear you. I like opera, classical music, rock, R & B, soul, jazz, Brazilian jazz, metal, and punk. I detest rap and hiphop.


40 posted on 02/16/2014 2:24:04 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: trisham

Ah...A Kindred Spirit!
:-)


41 posted on 02/16/2014 2:25:51 PM PST by left that other site
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To: left that other site

:)


42 posted on 02/16/2014 2:27:21 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: KC_Lion

I do love that song/video


43 posted on 02/16/2014 2:29:03 PM PST by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
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To: KC_Lion

What does the Moose say?


44 posted on 02/16/2014 2:34:06 PM PST by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: trisham

What Billy Joel Doesn’t want you to hear:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsT7aHhCHbU


45 posted on 02/16/2014 2:37:35 PM PST by left that other site
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The man is mentaly handicapped!!!


46 posted on 02/16/2014 2:41:31 PM PST by varon (Para bellum)
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To: central_va
Nothing beats Benny Lava.

Girly Maaaaaaaaaaaan!

47 posted on 02/16/2014 2:45:47 PM PST by uglybiker (nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
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To: KC_Lion; Revolting cat!; GeronL

Wing says Stop Smoking Crack

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6Xz1us7eR4


48 posted on 02/16/2014 2:49:35 PM PST by a fool in paradise ("Health care is too important to be left to the government.")
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To: KC_Lion; GeronL; BCW; Army Air Corps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-VILgSsesD0
49 posted on 02/16/2014 3:05:36 PM PST by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Colorado: the Maryland of the Mountain West)
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To: left that other site

Nothing like his later work.


50 posted on 02/16/2014 3:08:04 PM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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