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Who knew bald eagles could talk?
Posted on 02/21/2014 4:48:45 AM PST by Lucky9teen
how in the heck they do that? b/c they could?
BTW, that’s a mouse, not a rat.
A very pretty blonde is going through a midlife crisis and wants to do something different with her life. So she goes through the million things a person with a midlife risk goes through and decides on ice fishing.
She goes to the sporting goods store, purchases the pole, tip ups, gas powered auger, a boom on ice fishing(pictures included) various flies and nymphs(that confused her, but that is for another day) and off to the ice she goes.
She unpacks everything, gets out the auger and before she has a chance to cut a hole she hears, “There’s no fish under the ice!” looking around and seeing no one, she returns to the task at hand. Again she hears, “There’s no fish under the ice!” Now she is totally confused. Thinking that maybe it is the word of God, she moves her gear a few feet, picks up the auger and before she has the chance to cut a hole she once again hears, “There’s no fish under the ice!”
So she looks up and shouts, “God is that you?” “No, it’s the rink manager and there is no fish under the ice!”
I can answer you on three of those, the fourth I can tell you root cause but not how.
Lord of the Rings - We will rock you http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nEM-Pewisqg
After the names of your photo files were “zram”, “zshark”, and “zstove”, I was sure the last one would be “ziodiot”! ;-P
The original Range Rover?
Cheers,
Jim
MISTY MOUNTAINS RAP http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bihm6g8EfW0
UH-OH. Now you've done it. You've got me started on Little Johhny jokes.
The teacher told the class that today they’d be guessing objects from physical description. She said, "I will hold an object under my desk and physically describe it to you, and then class, you have to tell me what you think it is I have under my desk." First the teacher said, "I have something long and yellow, what is it?" Sally raises her hand and the teacher calls on her, "What do you think it is Sally?" "It’s a banana", replied Sally. "No, it’s a pencil" said the teacher, "But I like the way you think." Next the teacher said, "I’m holding something round and red, what is it?" Billy raises his hand and the teacher calls on him, "What do you think it is Billy?" "It’s a tomato" says Billy. "No, it’s an apple" says the teacher, "but I like the way you think." Little Johnny raises his hand so the teacher calls on him and says, "Yes Little Johnny." "Well Ms. Smith, I have one for you" says Little Johnny. "Okay says the teacher." "What’s round, hard, and has a head?" replied Little Johnny. "Oh no, Little Johnny that is not appropriate for school at all." says the teacher. "It’s a quarter" says Little Johnny, "but I like the way you think."
One day in class the teacher brought a bag full of fruit. "Now
class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of
fruit, and you tell what fruit I'm talking about."
"Okay, first: it's round, plumb and red."
Of course, Johnny raised his hand high, but the teacher, wisely,
ignored him and picked Deborah, who promptly answered "An apple."
"No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now, for the
second. It's soft, fuzzy, and colored red and brownish."
Well, Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get
the teacher to call on him. But she skips him again and calls on
Billy.
"Is it a peach?"
"No, Billy, I'm afraid it's a potato. But I like you're
thinking. Here's another: it's long, yellow, and fairly hard."
By now, Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand
frantically. The teacher skips him again and calls on Sally.
"A banana," she says.
"No," the teacher replies, "it's a squash, but I like your
thinking."
Johnny is kind of irritated now, so he speaks up loudly. "Hey,
I've got one for you teacher; let me put my hand in my pocket.
Okay, I've got it: it's about 8 inches long, hard, and
it's got a little pink head on it."
"Johnny!" she cries. "That's disgusting!"
"Nope," answers Johnny, "its a pencil, but I like your
thinking!"
LOL. I resemble that remark!
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