Posted on 02/28/2014 4:09:28 AM PST by Lucky9teen
“23. Golf is a game invented by the same people who think music comes out of a bagpipe.
~ Lee Trevino”
Not to mention they’re the same people who think haggis is edible.
I thought that might fit Your day
Is that a bustle or just her butt?
Oh maN!
Where have I BEEN????
GAH! I almost missed the thread!
Actually, Michelle looks pretty decent there, compared to other pics I’ve seen of her. **snark**
same thing
MWAhahahahahaaaa!!!!
Laughing like a lunatic reading those reviews. Good thing my office is kind of isolated...
Shi**er
OK 20 years in the Navy that’s what we called it.
THAT was good! LOL! I like Jeff Gordon, anyway, so it’s cool!
How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb?
None, it always turns itself in.
How many AA members does it take to change a light bulb?
Only one but they need a twelve step ladder.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
I don’t know. Allegedly there are 18 holes in golf because that is the number of shots in a bottle of Scotch. They are not all that off kilt-er, IMHO.
That’s easy...SUR...S-U-R. (When you are really positive about something.) - Joe Biden
Speaking of things some people eat, we were travelling through a small twon in NC when we decided to stop at this local butcher shop to buy some country sausage. When we went in the smell was AWFUL!!!!
The lady apologized for the smell and said, “We usually cook the chitlins outside but it’s raining today.”
And people eat chitlins, which smell like pig sh*t?
46 years out of the Marine Corps, and that's what I still call it...
Once upon a time, in a village, a man appeared and announced to the villagers...
... that he would buy monkeys for $10 each.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest, and started catching them. The man bought thousands at $10 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort.
He further announced that he would now buy at $20. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again.
Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.
The offer increased to $25 each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at $50! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on behalf of him.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. ‘Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at $35 and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for $50 each.’ The villagers rounded up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw the man nor his assistant, only monkeys everywhere!
Now you have a better understanding of how the stock market works.
Seen the trailer? The movie is already in our Netflix queue.
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