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In A Fistfight Between Putin & Obama, Who Would Win?
March 4, 2014 | moi

Posted on 03/04/2014 3:14:31 PM PST by kiryandil

Sarah Palin. She'd grab the outclassed Obama by the waistband of his Mom Jeans to pull him out of harm's way, then step in with an assault rifle butt to the midsection, and a finisher behind the ear.


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: momjeans
She might even let Putin ride his bear home, after she washed Barry's soiled mom jeans and little girl panties...
1 posted on 03/04/2014 3:14:31 PM PST by kiryandil
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To: kiryandil

Putin / Obama = jack hammer / doily


2 posted on 03/04/2014 3:16:30 PM PST by Baynative (Got bulbs? Check my profile page.)
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To: kiryandil

Sadly, this is the real world. Palin would be constrained. Putin is constrained by nothing (probably why some FReepers like him so much).


3 posted on 03/04/2014 3:17:01 PM PST by 1rudeboy
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To: kiryandil

IIRC, Mr. Putin is only 5 foot 3 inches tall and not a beefy guy. Mr. Obama is taller but pretty thin. Gov. Palin runs marathons, lives in the wilderness, hunts & fishes and has a large family and grandkids. Do the math.


4 posted on 03/04/2014 3:17:39 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (I will raise $2M for Sarah Palin's next run, what will you do?)
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To: kiryandil

I’m sure one of these 2 will bring a purse to a fistfight. You know..the gay president.


5 posted on 03/04/2014 3:18:21 PM PST by max americana (fired liberals in our company last election, and I laughed while they cried (true story))
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To: kiryandil





6 posted on 03/04/2014 3:21:04 PM PST by Paine in the Neck (Socialism consumes EVERYTHING)
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To: kiryandil

You betcha!


7 posted on 03/04/2014 3:21:39 PM PST by Howie66 (John Wayne McCornyn...he's just like US! Honest!)
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To: kiryandil

Putin is a mean SOB. He would kill Obama in a few seconds. Palin is mentally tough but she is a girl and getting pretty old to boot.

She would be too smart to fight Putin.


8 posted on 03/04/2014 3:21:51 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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To: kiryandil

Flame away, but I’d pull for that jackass,panty waste Obama any-day over a KGB putz named Putin...

I have big Polish roots and I LOATHE Russians.........


9 posted on 03/04/2014 3:23:01 PM PST by Le Chien Rouge
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I agree and if Putin got nasty, she would just shoot him!


10 posted on 03/04/2014 3:35:45 PM PST by PoloSec ( Believe the Gospel: how that Christ died for our sins, was buried and rose again)
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To: kiryandil

Obama would be spanked like a 4 year old throwing a tantrum at Kmart.


11 posted on 03/04/2014 3:36:55 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (Haven't you lost enough freedoms? Support an end to the WOD now.)
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To: kiryandil

Ditka!


12 posted on 03/04/2014 3:40:26 PM PST by ButThreeLeftsDo (Support Free Republic!!!)
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To: kiryandil

The fight wouldn’t happen. Obama would keel over from an unexpected heart attack after the State Dinner the night before the big fight.


13 posted on 03/04/2014 3:43:12 PM PST by Dr. Sivana ("I'm a Contra" -- President Ronald Reagan)
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To: kiryandil

Putin would lose.

After whuppin up on BO,

Putin would get arrested for child abuse.
Putin would be charged with Racism.
Putin would be charged with a Hate Crime.
Putin would be deemed a bully and have to go to some kind of ‘management’ school.

And ALL THAT would be if the fight were held in Putins bailiwick.

Lord knows what they would charge him with if BO was the ‘home team’....


14 posted on 03/04/2014 3:48:22 PM PST by xrmusn (6/98 --In CNNs (feeble) mind, EVERYONE that doesnt ask for more Kool-Aid is bullying BO)
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To: kiryandil

Putin could beat Obama, Biden and Pelosi all at the same time with his right hand tied behind him


15 posted on 03/04/2014 3:49:01 PM PST by jyro (French-like Democrats wave the white flag of surrender while we are winning)
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To: kiryandil

Forget Putin. It’s a dream of mine for Benjamin Netanyahu to drag that piece of garbage into the Rose Garden and whip him in front of the cameras. Even at his age, I’m sure Bibi could easily do it.


16 posted on 03/04/2014 3:55:27 PM PST by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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To: kiryandil

Wouldn’t be one, Putin can’t run fast enough to catch obama.


17 posted on 03/04/2014 3:59:21 PM PST by piroque ("In times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act")
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To: 1rudeboy
I wouldn't say like him, but have a begrudging respect for him. Putin is a man's man, and the machismo is not contrived.

There is a pic of Bibi Netanyahu in his 20's, and Bath House Barry at about the same age and Bad Vlad.

Barry is a pussy.

18 posted on 03/04/2014 4:04:45 PM PST by Ouderkirk (To the left, everything must evidence that this or that strand of leftist theory is true)
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To: kiryandil


19 posted on 03/04/2014 4:06:40 PM PST by Zionist Conspirator (The Left: speaking power to truth since Shevirat HaKelim.)
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To: kiryandil
In A Fistfight Between Putin & Obama, Who Would Win?

Obama...and you are a racist.

Do I really need a /s

20 posted on 03/04/2014 4:14:10 PM PST by VRW Conspirator ( 2+2 = V)
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To: kiryandil

They are both despicable. The problem is we voted our SOB into power. We need Sarah Palin to referee.


21 posted on 03/04/2014 4:23:23 PM PST by Vinylly
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To: kiryandil

I suggest a televised cage match and the proceeds would go a long way to paying off our national debt...


22 posted on 03/04/2014 4:24:07 PM PST by rolling_stone
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To: Le Chien Rouge

Sorry to hear you hate Russians and I take it you mean such with roots. I and my brother have first generation roots from Russia. My brother was killed on Okinawa fighting the Japs, yes I still call the nationals at that time Japs. I was being outfitted on Leyte for the invasion of Japan when WWII ended. I remember days of my youth when my grandpa would go to those Polish wedding celebrations in Grand Rapids. My mother was a naturalized USA citizen and we had Polish friends as a child. In our neighborhood of several nationalities there were ethnic names, my brother and I were called big and little Bolsheviks while Polish were just Pollocks. We were taught that both Polish and Russian heritage had features to be proud of. I never liked what Hitler and Stalin did with Poland and I didn’t like what Obama did in appeasing Russia as to Polish defensive lines. So perhaps you can understand why I don’t take kindly to your statement, not that I would think my thoughts have meaning to you.


23 posted on 03/04/2014 4:33:49 PM PST by noinfringers2 ( /*)
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To: Ouderkirk

I always love to look at that picture of Bibi, what a man!


24 posted on 03/04/2014 4:45:21 PM PST by Rusty0604
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To: Rusty0604

He looks like an ordinary soldier to me except he has an unusually large amount of gear. Probably a little more powerful than average to carry it all.


25 posted on 03/04/2014 4:50:41 PM PST by yarddog (Romans 8: verses 38 and 39. "For I am persuaded".)
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To: Le Chien Rouge

I’m almost half Cherokee and also have Jewish roots. So if I based my feelings for people the way you do, I wouldn’t have many choices for friends.


26 posted on 03/04/2014 4:51:54 PM PST by Rusty0604
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To: Le Chien Rouge

Tah, lotsa Poles relate to Le Chien Rouge.


27 posted on 03/04/2014 5:29:22 PM PST by SgtHooper (If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.)
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To: kiryandil

Obama is a panty waist. My 4 year old granddaughter could kick his skinny communist behind and still hold on to her babydoll.


28 posted on 03/04/2014 5:30:26 PM PST by RetiredArmy (MARANATHA, MARANATHA, Come quickly LORD Jesus!!! Father send thy Son!! Its Time!)
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To: VRW Conspirator
LOL!

**hugs**

But not in a Gaybama, momjeans way...

29 posted on 03/04/2014 7:22:41 PM PST by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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To: kiryandil

Depends on how fast Obama could accept it as a sex act.


30 posted on 03/04/2014 7:25:19 PM PST by eyedigress ((zOld storm chaser from the west)/ ?s)
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To: jyro
Putin could beat Obama, Biden and Pelosi all at the same time with his right hand tied behind him

You're just saying that because it's true.

31 posted on 03/04/2014 7:25:48 PM PST by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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To: eyedigress
Depends on how fast Obama could accept it as a sex act.

I guess if The Prophet was OK with it, Gaybama would be OK with it...

32 posted on 03/04/2014 7:33:24 PM PST by kiryandil (turning Americans into felons, one obnoxious drunk at a time (Zero Tolerance!!!))
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To: Ouderkirk

Egad America, what or who did you vote for?


33 posted on 03/04/2014 9:34:35 PM PST by 353FMG
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To: 353FMG
It's like the old saying: "Anybody can become President... Anybody."
34 posted on 03/09/2014 11:36:02 PM PDT by BradyLS (DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
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