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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***
Silliness from around the world
| Friday, March 28, 2014
| uochuck sitting in for Lucky9teen
Posted on 03/28/2014 3:50:50 AM PDT by upchuck
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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers
Indeed.
Be sure to drink your Ovaltine!
To: TheOldLady
My “Christmas Story” reference sailed right past you that time.I can be a little dense sometimes; like when I'm awake.
Drink more Ovaltine. Got it.
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posted on
03/28/2014 6:33:03 AM PDT
by
Pan_Yan
(Who told you that you were naked? Genesis 3:11)
My kind of gal.....
A Texas Lady Tale.
Kind of a Texas thing….but maybe you “others” will find enjoyment as well.
One day, a very gentle Texas lady was driving across a bridge in Austin. As she neared the middle of the bridge, she noticed a young man fixin (”fixin” in Texas means: has the means or abilities to take action) to jump...
She stopped her car, rolled down the window, and said, “Please don’t jump! Think of your dear mother and father.”
He replied, “My mom and dad are both dead; I’m going to jump.”
She said, “Well, think of your sweet wife and precious children.”
He replied, “I’m not married, and I don’t have any kids.”
She said, “Well, then you just remember the Alamo.”
He replied, ‘’What’s the Alamo?’’
She replied, ‘’Well bless your heart...just go ahead and jump, you little Yankee Democrat Bastard!’’
43
posted on
03/28/2014 6:34:58 AM PDT
by
Arrowhead1952
(The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
To: BenLurkin
44
posted on
03/28/2014 6:37:15 AM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(I don't know when the UFO dumped off all these stupid people, but I guess they're not coming back.)
To: Pan_Yan
I can be a little dense sometimes; like when I'm awake.
I still like you anyway. ;-)
I am a fellow dense (slow on the uptake) person as well.
To: upchuck
46
posted on
03/28/2014 6:46:51 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Tre Norner eg ber, binde til rota...)
To: Envisioning
I live not far from Luckenbach.
48
posted on
03/28/2014 6:50:05 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: upchuck
49
posted on
03/28/2014 7:03:25 AM PDT
by
JRios1968
(I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)
To: JRios1968
50
posted on
03/28/2014 7:16:13 AM PDT
by
EQAndyBuzz
("Heck of a reset there, Hillary")
To: upchuck
Poor Jake. lol
51
posted on
03/28/2014 7:19:12 AM PDT
by
MissTed
( Private Tagline - Do Not Read!)
To: nothingnew
self ping-pong
FMCDH(BITS)
52
posted on
03/28/2014 7:20:24 AM PDT
by
nothingnew
(I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
53
posted on
03/28/2014 7:27:08 AM PDT
by
Heartlander
(We are all Rodeo Clowns now!)
To: Daffynition
Needs one of these.
54
posted on
03/28/2014 7:29:11 AM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(Tre Norner eg ber, binde til rota...)
To: M Kehoe
55
posted on
03/28/2014 7:30:57 AM PDT
by
Old Sarge
(TINVOWOOT: There Is No Voting Our Way Out Of This)
To: upchuck
To: upchuck
How to eliminate most liberals from the internet....
To: upchuck
58
posted on
03/28/2014 8:33:35 AM PDT
by
Lady Jag
(Tolerance and apathy are the last virtues of a dying society. - Aristotle)
To: MissTed
59
posted on
03/28/2014 8:36:29 AM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Lady Jag
If you fall, I’ll be there
I’ll be a ground.
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