Skip to comments.So Let It Be Written. So Let It Be Made: Why We Need More Biblical Films
Posted on 04/05/2014 5:03:29 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
Every decade or so, Hollywood has an epiphany. It turns out faith-based audiences enjoy going to the movies, too. And they enjoy films with A-list actors and big-budget productions, as well. So its no surprise that Noah, even with the artistic license and rock monsters, had such an impressive week. This is good news. Because whether you’re a believer or not, a flawed biblical epic is going to be more entertaining than a remake of a Paul Verhoeven movie or some third-rate sci-fi flick.
And if theres one thing we know about Hollywood it’s this: if a genre turns a profit that genre will saturate the market for years. Ridley Scott is already directing a version of Exodus with Christian Bale as Moses. Producers will undoubtedly gin-up some Noah-like controversy around the films biblical authenticity as we near release. Maybe the plagues will turn out to be environmental disasters triggered by all that Egyptian sprawl; but whatever the case, the Exodus movie will likely ride that buzz to big returns. Plus, Breaking Bads Aaron Paul will be playing Joshua (tear down those walls, b***hes!) That’s probably a good start. But Hollywood can do better. Ive heard people argue that even a flawed Bible-based film offers secular moviegoers a dose of religious literacy which may spark curiosity about the source material. Thats a horrible reason to produce a movie. The right reason? The Bible is filled with intriguing stories about complex and flawed human beings who ponder immense moral questions and engage in colossal clashes with evil.
Granted, in this, my own tastes skew Old Testament more sex, blood and intrigue, etc. Well, Old Testament in spirit. Take the Maccabees: Its not cannon for everyone, I realize, but this movie almost happened. Mel Gibson should never have been thrown off the project. Actually, he should be forced to direct the movie as reparation to Jews nay, all moviegoers — worldwide. As someone put it to me recently: has your favorite director produced even one moneymaking epic in a dead language? Because Mels done it twice. And because the Macaabees didnt merely sit around waiting for the oil to run out — they waged a ruthless guerrilla war, massacred interlopers, burned down pagan temples and trekked the countryside forcibly circumcising boys — few directors can be trusted to bring us all the bellicose details quite like the Mel Gibson of Apocalypto, Braveheart and The Passion.
How about King David? Fighter. Poet. Lover. User of technologically advanced weaponry to slay existential threats. The man harnessed his smarts and charisma to create a kingdom for the Jews and then promptly abused that power in every way imaginable. You have your bloodshed, infidelity, intra-familial civil war, lust and male bonding not in that order. Want a prequel or a sequel, then there’s Saul and Solomon. Though its been tried numerous times (most recently, Richard Gere took a flawed stab at it in the mid-80s and before that there was David and Bathsheba with Gregory Peck) its a story that deserves an epic upgrade.
You can on and on, of course. Biblical movies need not sermonize, just be honest to the foundational story. As powerful as the message is for people of faith, its really great storytelling. Why isnt there a big modern production of Paul the Apostles tale? Has any mere mortal changed the world in a more dramatic way? Or Saint Peter who could easily supply a trilogy of films? Or Judas or Job (the Coen Brothers used the contours of the tale in A Serious Man, but without the redemption). Jonah? Daniel? Ruth? Theres the international intrigue in the Book of Esther. Samson vs. Delilah or Gideon the “Destroyer” in Hebrew. What about the annihilation of Sodom and Gomorrah? The locusts of the Abyss? The Lake of Fire? You want provocative, how about The Fall: Mans Rebellion Against God. Serpents. Disobedience in the Garden of Eden. Nakedness. Shameful nakedness. Immortality lost.
Of course, there have been countless biblical movies, most either subpar (The Bible miniseries being one) or now ancient. Some, like The Robe or Ben Hur, are only distantly about the Bible (though movies that explore secondary characters have a ton of possibilities, as well). The financial track record for many of these movies, even ones tangentially connected to the text, are pretty good. The Ten Commandments is generally regarded as one of the best, if not the best, biblical movie. Adjusted for inflation, it earned $2 billion. Were about to see a reboot of that story. Hopefully it wont be the last.
David Harsanyi is a Senior Editor at The Federalist and author of the The People Have Spoken (and They Are Wrong): The Case Against Democracy.
I love Sherwood Baptist’s movies. Courageous was one of my all-time favorite movies. I have watched it several times. I loved God’s Not Dead and am looking forward to Heaven Is For Real.
Hollywood can keep making their trash (Wolf of Wall Street set record for most “F” words - 500 I believe) but at least give us an option to see Godly movies.
Just make sure they don’t rewrite the history to use it to promote the Left’s agenda - LGBT lifestyle, Christians are really evil, jesus was just another prophet (they’ll leave out his miracles and say he was married to Mary Magdalene and had a child by her crap because of the Da Vinci Code which much of the idiot left believes is true becuse they’ve never picked a bible up in their life), the Bible is a book of mythology, unicorns don’t exist because Noah ate them, etc...
I watched The Agony and the Ecstasy on TMC last night. Obviously not a Bible movie per se but pretty cool when Heston/Michelangelo sees the creation of man in the clouds.
Oddly enough, the state of California may do more to create religious movies in the future by effectively driving out movie production with onerous taxes and other oppressions.
Movies produced in either the Southland or the Midwest are far more likely to be respectful of religious values, and use actors who are not radical leftist-socialist-communists.
Otherwise, Hollywood scriptwriting is dominated by the book “Save The Cat!”, resulting in endless numbers of generic movies of no value. However, Biblical and religious themes will not conform to that book, as much as they would want it to, so it has to be ignored and movies made with originality and creativity. Something a lot easier to do outside of California.