Posted on 04/09/2014 7:32:14 AM PDT by Olog-hai
An animal rights group is taking a stab at buying the childhood home of serial killer Jeffrey Dahmer in an effort to transform the Ohio house into a vegan eatery.
In a letter last week, PETA president Ingrid Newkirk asked a real estate agent about the Bath Township home and proposed making it a restaurant “to respond to the past with something positive,” the Akron Beacon Journal reported.
Newkirk compared the way animals were slaughtered to the way Dahmer treated the 17 victims he was convicted of killing. […]
Richard Lubinski of Stouffer Realty, who is handling the sale of Dahmer’s former house, said he was not sure if the offer was serious or if the offer was part of a publicity stunt. …
(Excerpt) Read more at nydailynews.com ...
JEFFREY DAHMER JOKES
Q: What other charges will be filed against Dahmer?
A: Selling arms to Iran.
Q: What were they playing on the radio when the police entered Dahmer’s
apartment?
A: “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face.”
Q: What did Dahmer say to the police when they arrested him?
A: “Oh, come on, have a heart.”
Q: Why did Dahmer put the head in the refrigerator?
A: To see if the light really turned off.
Q: What does the ad for Dahmer’s apartment say?
A: Apartment for rent, roommate included, some assembly required.
Q: Did you hear that Dahmer got out on bail?
A: Yeah, he had to put up an arm and a leg.
Q: Did you hear that Dahmer sold his Chevette?
A: It just didn’t have enough leg room.
Dahmer used body parts to brew his own beer. Trouble was, when you poured it
out, it had no head.
Milwaukee is so upset over the Dahmer killings, that the city council is
changing the name of the town to “Hack ‘n Sack.”
On Sale — Limited Time Only — just $19.95
Take the finest in Old-Wisconsin Style Foods
Among Jeff’s favorite recipes:
Icebox Surprise Pie Head Cheese Terry Aki
Beans & Frank Shish-k-Bob Bobby’s Bratwurst
“Screamin’” Sammy Sausage Leg ‘o Sam Chuck Roast
Scrambled Legs Baked Alaskan Paul Pot Pie
Finger Sandwiches Head Lettuce Elbow Macaroni
Vince Meat Handburger Bob-b-que
Barry’s Back Ribs Filet ‘o Fred Big Mac
Bill’s Boilin’ in the bag Stew Manwiches Rice-o-Ronnie
Matzo Balls Peter Bread Sloppy Joe
Moo Goo Guy-in-a-Pan (old Chinese recipe)
Jeff’s Favorite Bands — Fine Young Cannibals, Talking Heads
Jeff’s Favorite Movies — “Eating Raoul” and “Diner”
Jeff’s Favorite Drink — Harvey Wallbanger
An unfortunate opening line.
Can I ask a stupid question?
Is this house in an area zoned for a business such as a restaurant?
If they want to have a PETA run vegan restaurant, to push their PETA theology, why do they want to do it at the former home of a notorious serial killer?
Are the PETA people just basically nuts???
This is just pain sick regardless if they are veggie eaters, and a afront a insult to his victims and their families.
At least Milwaukee had the good sense to tear down everything associated with Dahmer.
FReep Mail me if you want on, or off, this Wisconsin interest ping list.
That home is a crime scene. It was the site of his first murder (and subsequent dismemberment).
The three-bedroom home, which has well water and a septic system, is zoned only for single-family residential use—not for commercial purposes. But a PETA spokesperson told the paper that the animal rights group is serious about the offer and is willing to take whatever steps necessary to open the new food joint. …PETA always goes for acts in extremely poor taste, to say the least.
“We are always looking forward to ways to draw attention to the violence inherent in the production of meat, eggs and milk—which involve processes that would shock all but the most hard-hearted person,” (Ingrid) Newkirk wrote, according to the (Akron Beacon-Journal) newspaper. “Dahmer’s old house gives us a way to evoke sympathy for these victims and to suggest that a life-affirming diet can change everything.” …That would answer 2 and 3, I think.
A sort of memorial to Dahmer, after all he did serve his fellow man.
I don’t even know what to say.
They forgot his famous open-face sandwich.
LOL post of the day
If ANYBODY Still Needs PROOF That Liberalism Is A”Mental Disease”?????????????????????????????
Dear Ingrid: Get some therapy. You are really screwed up.
Stay classy, PETA.
This person has never milked a cow. The only violence I ever saw was getting kicked in the head by “Bossy” so hard I saw stars.
Kudos, al. That was a virtual Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, with the floats being one sick joke after another.Amazing that I never heard any of them before.There aren’t even many edgy comedians who would’ve dared say that stuff on stage.
These are basically morbid bi#ches.. The jokes almost make themselves. Sometimes we should leave the low hanging fruit to the fly’s, and maggots, oh, and idiots..
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