Skip to comments.SC Man: Sorry I Was Naked in Walmart, But I Accidentally Took Meth Instead of Ecstasy
Posted on 04/26/2014 10:53:48 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
A South Carolina man is feeling remorseful after his unfortunate visit to his local Walmart in Tega Cay, where he showed up wearing nothing but black running shoes.
According to the Associated Press, the man, Kevin Hughes, took his naked stroll into Walmart's Health and Beauty section around midnight - and doesn't remember much from the trip. Yes, AP says, drugs "may" have been a factor.. Hughes admits that he occasionally uses ecstasy, but accidentally took methamphetamine, which triggered the naked excursion to the retail chain:
(Excerpt) Read more at cnsnews.com ...
Was it Blue Meth? Perhaps that is what made this guy replicate a Walter White scene in "Breaking Bad."
He should go to San Francisco, where public nudity is allowed or at least not outlawed, from what I hear. Male homosexuals there especially enjoy nudity.
I hate it when that happens...
Tega Cay is part ultra-rich Charlotte suburb and part chicken farms/meth heads in trailers.
No party affiliation mentioned?
Who are we to judge? This could’ve happened to anybody./s
He needs two hits of Mitsubishi ecstasy!
(warning: some bad language)
I wish I had a nickel for every time this has happened to me.
That was dumb. Doesn’t he even remember that he keeps his ecstasy on the left and meth on the right?
Sounds like a perfectly reasonable defense to me.....
I knew there would be a reasonable explanation for this.
I don’t know whether to laugh or to cry. I guess just be grateful I wasn’t there & call it even)
What a world.
Last night it was the naked gay husband dead in a fridge. today I ask freepers...
Who among us has not walked naked into a walmart high on meth?
Oh everyone clams up huh? ...that’s what I thought. Hrumph...
“Don’t look Ethel!!” But, it was too late.
In December 2012, Hughes was running in only his shoes by two female joggers. He reportedly knocked on the window of a home and asked for a pair of shorts.
Read more: Daily Mail
What is the appeal of meth? It doesn’t seem to have much of an upside.
He was young and bold and runnin’...against the wind...(against the wind)...Still runnin’ against the wind.
In my experience, male homosexuals in San Francisco enjoy midnight trips to the supermarket in pink tutus.
There are only
two one reasons I go to Gold Hill Road. Knights baseball and Ft Mill Ford.
That’s right there with the DWI I once prosecuted where the guy pulled into the weigh station on 95, hopped out of his car, jumped on the truck scale and demanded that the Trooper weigh him.
Talking to a cop who has had the training, it gives a really high high. You can have sex all night. Your energy seems boundless. it’s absolutely wonderful UNTIL you come down. Then you feel lifeless. The cure? More meth!! Yiippeee!!! We get to do it all over again. Eventually the toll on the body is too much. Your teeth and bones get soft. Concentration ability is gone. I have known personally a person who went through this. He’s in prison now. he had a good paying job. Nice house. wonderful family. He now has nothing but jail buddies now. It is absolutely horrid stuff. It will ruin a persons life.Guaranteed.
Oh, come on. Like this happened to all of us once in a while.
Why just last week I accidentally dropped acid instead of meth. i don’t want to tell you how mad I got when I realized my mistake. /s
The appeal is $$$$$. Caused entirely by prohibition!
This kind of thing didn't happen a hundred years ago when we had the RIGHT TO CHOOSE our own medicine and treatment without an elected criminal monopoly shoving a gun in our face!
Had this individual been allowed to peaceably purchase his drug of choice at a drugstore in a properly labeled container he might not have taken the wrong one.
Yea but who doesn’t really?...Or is it just me?
Helps you lose weight. Helps you stay awake. Presumably it helps people work harder and faster, but Ive often wondered if work quality suffers. And Ive heard that its also a party drug, which must mean it enhances sexual experiences, maybe not for your partner, but for you. As I understand it, meth continues to be a problem in the gay club scene.
The actress Delta Burke said in interviews said she got started on it to lose weight. But I think she’s been clean and sober for a long time now.
There was some Congressman or something that had this happen. Don’t remember the state or the party.
He excuse is he was “all meth up”?..
His excuse is he was “all meth up”?..
Why does it make the bones and teeth soft?
Hey, dude said he was sorry.
Got to keep the drugs organized.
Attention Walmart shoppers: “Indecent exposure in aisle 6.”
I don't have a clue. However "meth teeth" which are rotted or dark blue looking is not uncommon. I've heard of people pushing in on their skull/cheek bones and moving them. Meth is after all made of poison. Meth heads are unable to keep jobs because they simply cannot go to work on a regular basis.
So are the taxpayers paying for his upkeep? Is he classified as “disabled” so he gets everything free?
Good one! LOL
Is he for Lindsey?
An easy mistake to make. Not everyone knows that you don’t wear black running shoes after Easter.
I wuzn’t nekkit. I wuz wearin’ a wristwatch. Officer.
So why is it that when Miley takes off her clothes and licks a hammer its music and art, and when I do it , its Get out of Walmart you drunk!
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And where exactly was that watch fastened? No pix...an general outline of the situation will do ;)
For my wrist, that is.
Reminds me of the circumcision thread a few weeks back. Someone asked what they did with the foreskin. I replied, honestly mind you, that the Astrodome needed a new roof.
Not sure why people didn’t buy that though...
Well, as long as he had a good excuse...
Old Toronto Ford would love this guy.