Posted on 05/01/2014 6:50:28 PM PDT by posterchild
On Thursday evening, 38-year-old Malcolm Sidbury, of Albany, New York called 911 after another driver, 57-year-old Thomas Robbins of Poughkeepsie, New York, had sideswiped his car on the Taconic State Parkway. Mr. Sidbury and Mr. Robbins did not stop driving after they had crashed into each other, however. When troopers finally caught up with the pair on New York’s Route 82, they stopped both drivers, and then wound up arresting both. Why? As the Daily Freeman reports, troopers say Thomas Robbins was under the influence of alcohol, and Malcolm Sidbury was under the influence of drugs.
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“Dude, you got your weed in my booze”, “no, you got your booze in my weed bro”
Epic!
A Reeses commercial is exactly what popped into my head when I first read it!
Sounds like the cops got two birds, one stoned.
7 days war an Israeli tank is rear ended by an Egyptian tank. The hatch of the Egyptian tank pops open and the driver pops up and yells “I surrender!”. Then the hatch on the Israeli tank pops open the tanker pops up pointing his finger at the Egyptian and yells “Whiplash whiplash!”
Party hearty
Rock and roll
Smoke a keg
Drink a bowl
Don’t bogart that fifth, my friend; pass it over to me!
DANG!
Coming soon to a state near you, as marijuana laws are overturned. Drunk is enough; who needs stoned drivers?
Just your average Saturday night in Northern Nevada ...
LOL
Two trains are speeding toward one another on the same track. At the throttle of one is a drunk. At the throttle of the other is a Swede. Their combined speed is 300 m.p.h. and there are no spurs or sidings. Yet the two never collide.
Why? Because Norse is Norse, and Souse is Souse, and never the twains shall meet.
;^)
You goy grass in my Bud light You god Bud light in my grass
Good one...
Now, what do we call the “Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup” of booze & weed?
On another note, this sounds like the start of a joke, along the lines of “two guys walk into a bar, one drunk, one high...”
Is suing in civil court referred to as “Jewjitsu”?
(ducking)
A Norse is a Norse? Of course, of course.
Heh, heh!
What’s the difference between a drunk driver & a stoned driver?
The drunk driver will blow right past a stop sign.
The stoned driver will wait for it to turn green.
LOL/ I'll try to remember when waiting behind some stoned jerk when "legality" goes into effect here.
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