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Houston Authorities Searching For ‘Serial Defecator’
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Posted on 05/08/2014 12:19:27 PM PDT by Fitzy_888
HOUSTON (CBSDFW.COM) – Deputies with the Harris County Precinct One Constable’s Office say a man has been terrorizing a neighborhood in the Woodland Heights area of Houston by going to the bathroom in several yards at night.
“We’ve had reports from six to eight neighbors out there that someone is actually coming into their yard and defecating — generally on their driveways,” said Sgt. J.C. Mosier.
Authorities believe the unknown man is committing the act between 1:00 and 4:00 a.m., but a motive for crimes has not yet been established.
“I think the neighbors are laughing about it, but that’s because it’s only happened to two houses in the neighborhood. If it starts happening more, I think people might become enraged,” says Amy, who lives in the Heights. “How much poop can one man make though?”
She says one person’s house has even been hit as many as six times.
“I’m thinking revenge poop is definitely a possibility. We’re all wondering, what did this person who’s having the creep-crapper hit their house repeatedly do?”
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TOPICS: Local News; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: ca; historicheights; houston; innerlooperpooper; liberalism; mentaldisorder; sheilajacksonlee; texas; theheights
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To: Fitzy_888
Maybe he’s taunting the police:
“Stopper me up before I poop again!”
To: Cletus.D.Yokel
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:48:07 PM PDT
by
Scrambler Bob
(You can count my felonies by looking at my FR replies.)
To: Fitzy_888; F15Eagle; Larry Lucido
I’ve heard of uromysitisis, but this?
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:48:14 PM PDT
by
Gamecock
(The covenant is a stunning blend of law and love. (TK))
To: Fitzy_888
"Authorities believe the unknown man"Kind of sexist, unless a woman has some weird shape to it and everyone has kept that secret from me all these years...
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:48:26 PM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: Abathar
DNA and sex id can be done from feces ...
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:50:35 PM PDT
by
MHGinTN
To: MHGinTN
"Still pictures from surveillance video footage shows the suspect to be an older, balding Hispanic man with a moustache who wears shorts."Hence my tagline...
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:53:27 PM PDT
by
Abathar
(Proudly posting without reading the article carefully since 2004)
To: MHGinTN
To: Fitzy_888
I thing he saves and tosses.
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:56:09 PM PDT
by
SgtHooper
(This is my tag!)
To: SgtHooper
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posted on
05/08/2014 12:57:58 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans!)
To: Fitzy_888
Serial defecator?
Really. Some poop on the driveway...
This other "stuff" is worse. Everyone has to pay for it, rather than it just showing up, for "free".
Bigger piles, all over the nation.
The "dude" in Houston is gonna need more Taco Bell if he's going to compete
To: Fitzy_888
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posted on
05/08/2014 1:02:14 PM PDT
by
PGR88
To: Fitzy_888
This is a job for the Hardly Boys!!
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posted on
05/08/2014 1:03:14 PM PDT
by
uglybiker
(nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh-BATMAN!)
To: Fitzy_888
Someone must stop this menace.
Today a Serial Defecator...tomorrow a Turd Burglar!
To: Fitzy_888
First they came for the Serial Defecators, and I did not speak out--
Because I was not a Serial Defecator...
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posted on
05/08/2014 1:16:30 PM PDT
by
Dagnabitt
(Amnesty is Treason. Its agents are Traitors.)
To: 1rudeboy
When we were in Jr High, the bowling alley manager was a real jerk. My buddy laid a big one on the glass moonroof of his new 1979 white Cadillac.
Talk about someone having a mental meltdown, that guy went ballistic!!
Ha haa still laugh about that one!
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posted on
05/08/2014 1:19:34 PM PDT
by
9422WMR
(: " Tolerance is the virtue of a man who has no convictions".)
To: Fitzy_888
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posted on
05/08/2014 1:23:57 PM PDT
by
TADSLOS
(The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
To: Fitzy_888
Dave Matthews?
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posted on
05/08/2014 1:29:09 PM PDT
by
pookie18
(6 months until the midterm elections...)
To: Fitzy_888; Revolting cat!; Slings and Arrows; GeronL
Worse than someone whizzing in your cornflakes, I reckon.
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posted on
05/08/2014 1:34:17 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: cripplecreek; JoeProBono; Daffynition
The Mad Crapper apparently is alive and not so well...
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posted on
05/08/2014 1:36:47 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: 1rudeboy
The really dirty devils with leave it in the toilet tank so that flushing doesn’t get rid of it.
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posted on
05/08/2014 1:37:47 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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