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Aliens are targeting Welsh people, claims 'abduction victim'
walesonline.co.uk ^
| May 11, 2014 07:30
| By Antony Stone
Posted on 05/12/2014 5:39:06 AM PDT by BenLurkin
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To: Buckeye Battle Cry
“I thought it was for their superior cuisine.”
I’m half Welsh. The standard Welsh cooking method is to boil everything until it turns gray! Everything! Vegetables, meat,,,,,, everything!
To: Army Air Corps; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; Darksheare; OSHA; martin_fierro; ..
Telepathic aliens are targeting Wales in a bid to harvest our superior genetic material thats according to abduction victim Hilary Porter. Hilary Porter and the saucers (stoned?).
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posted on
05/12/2014 5:45:10 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
Obvious hoax. If the aliens wanted superior beings they would be abducting FReepers.
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posted on
05/12/2014 5:47:23 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
To: BenLurkin
Maybe it's the Vermunge turning everyone into Scottsmen so that said Vermunge can win wimbleton.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVbb6pZLfzU
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posted on
05/12/2014 5:53:16 PM PDT
by
DungeonMaster
(No one can come to me unless the Father who sent Me draws him.)
To: Enterprise
Obvious hoax. If the aliens wanted superior beings they would be abducting FReepers.Maybe some of those zots...aren't zots.
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posted on
05/12/2014 6:03:18 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Slings and Arrows
You think so? Scary that there might be FReepers up on the mother ship right now. And they’re being probed most embarrassingly.
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posted on
05/12/2014 6:07:10 PM PDT
by
Enterprise
("Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." Voltaire)
To: BenLurkin
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posted on
05/12/2014 6:09:24 PM PDT
by
null and void
( They don't think think they are above the law. They think they are the law.)
To: Slings and Arrows; moose07; NoCmpromiz; null and void
Wales or whales?
Moose, need your input on this.
And would my coffee improve this?
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posted on
05/12/2014 6:13:06 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: Slings and Arrows; Revolting cat!; GeronL; JoeProBono; Daffynition
Save the Wales!!!
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posted on
05/12/2014 6:16:47 PM PDT
by
a fool in paradise
(The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
To: Darksheare; Slings and Arrows; moose07; null and void
would my coffee improve this?Would depend on whether your coffee is served to whales in Wales...
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posted on
05/12/2014 6:50:55 PM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: MrB
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posted on
05/12/2014 8:01:47 PM PDT
by
Jack Hydrazine
(Pubbies = national collectivists; Dems = international collectivists; We need a second party!)
To: Slings and Arrows
As it was in the days of NOah, so shall it be in the end.
“Fallen angels” (aliens) giving and taking in marriage...”giants”... .
Or, maybe just a superior batch of recreational drugs.
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posted on
05/12/2014 8:31:44 PM PDT
by
ApplegateRanch
(Love me, love my guns!©)
To: ApplegateRanch
I’m going to go with what’s behind door #2, Chuck.
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posted on
05/12/2014 8:34:09 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: Darksheare; NoCmpromiz; Slings and Arrows
Not entirely sure on what you’re after ,so:
Wales: the lovely bi-lingual country bolted by King Offa onto the west coast of England.
Welsh: The Norman name for the people who live there. It means Foreign.
Taffy: The term for anybody born west of the river Taff.
Cymru : Taffy for ‘The land of our fathers, :)
Araf wich nwar : Slow dawn Now, commonly seen on welsh mountain roads.
Taffy Bach: Your Welsh FRiend.
Now we move on to the trick bit:
Whales: A source of Oil, meat , and controversy. They are also excessively large ,this prevents them from swimming up the river Taff, therefore they are not found in Wales anymore.
As for, would you Coffee improve the Situation:
No not really .
There is some interesting Genetic material in Wales, but superior.....If they where taking their samples from the North ,then Maybe, But the south....
To explain: The North is largely still Welsh speaking,especially around English tourists, whereas the South is mostly English speaking and has historicly had a very small Gene pool.
To sample the DNA from the North would give you access to one of the oldest intact samples of european DNA to be found anywhere.
This has all the hallmarks of either Strong illegal drugs or a WTF event on the part of any Aliens that happen to be cruising by in their MK 57 star cruiser.
To sum up:
I think Wales ,hence the Welsh not Whales, have already been at your Coffee. This is what has aroused the Aliens interest.
Disclaimer:
Wales is a Beautiful Country and well worth the extreme effort of visiting.
Just like Scotland, Eire, Stone Henge......
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posted on
05/13/2014 1:42:33 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day.)
To: moose07; Darksheare; Slings and Arrows
Whales: A source of Oil, meat , and controversy. They are also excessively large ,this prevents them from swimming up the river Taff, therefore they are not found in Wales anymore.Ummm..
You don't have any WalMarts over there, I take it...
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posted on
05/13/2014 2:03:21 AM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: no-to-illegals
What’s been going on? I woke up this morning and I don’t remember a thing since May 9th. I was driving home that night and then I woke up parked on the side of the road this morning at 2:15 am.
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posted on
05/13/2014 2:14:29 AM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Stop wishing for a perfect world. You may get it. Who will you talk to then?)
To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare; Slings and Arrows
The operate under a different name. ASDA......AS DUH!
They would be ‘run out of town on a rail’ if they where caught selling whale meat.
Have waited weeks to use that phrase. :)
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posted on
05/13/2014 2:17:20 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day.)
To: moose07; Darksheare; Slings and Arrows
Ok...
But you don't BUY whale meat at WalMart (or it's version by any other name..) You OBSERVE whales there...
Like this:
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posted on
05/13/2014 2:36:04 AM PDT
by
NoCmpromiz
(John 14:6 is a non-pluralistic comment.)
To: NoCmpromiz; Darksheare; Slings and Arrows
Not in this area....Green peace have rolled them all back into the Sea.
Why do they feel the need to put all that blubber on public display?
*Loading the Harpoon*
*Checking Lamp oil prices on commodities market*
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posted on
05/13/2014 2:42:59 AM PDT
by
moose07
(the truth will out ,one day.)
To: null and void
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