***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/16/2014 5:48:43 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

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To: Lucky9teen

41 posted on 05/16/2014 6:33:57 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)

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To: Lucky9teen

Thanks for the ping Lucky9teen.

FMCDH(BITS)

42 posted on 05/16/2014 6:42:37 AM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)

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To: Lucky9teen

AGAIN! TOP SOMething...

43 posted on 05/16/2014 6:46:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Live like someone left the gate open!)

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To: Izzy Dunne

That looks like something a little more aggressive than the stuff in Toy Story. I LIKE it! :o])

44 posted on 05/16/2014 6:47:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Live like someone left the gate open!)

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To: dead

What the MSM watchers don’t see.

45 posted on 05/16/2014 6:51:08 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)

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To: dead

LOL!

46 posted on 05/16/2014 7:05:49 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)

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To: Lucky9teen

47 posted on 05/16/2014 7:10:35 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)

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To: dead

Brown-finger Barney strikes again!

48 posted on 05/16/2014 7:12:03 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)

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To: Izzy Dunne

Greetings from God the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost:

49 posted on 05/16/2014 7:14:27 AM PDT by Slyfox (When progressives ignore moral parameters, they also lose the natural gift of common sense.)

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To: clearcarbon

You made me LOL! Not many people can make me LOL.

50 posted on 05/16/2014 7:15:38 AM PDT by TheOldLady

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To: Lucky9teen

I told Hillary to get rid of those flying monkeys.

51 posted on 05/16/2014 7:15:52 AM PDT by BerryDingle (I know how to deal with communists, I still wear their scars on my back from Hollywood-Ronald Reagan)

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To: dead

Looter Guy! He used to be everywhere.

52 posted on 05/16/2014 7:21:48 AM PDT by fredhead (Join the Navy and see the world.....77% of which is covered in water.)

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To: Lucky9teen

53 posted on 05/16/2014 7:27:43 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)

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To: ZirconEncrustedTweezers

The trees are all kept equal
By hatchet
axe
and saw

54 posted on 05/16/2014 7:30:45 AM PDT by JRios1968 (I'm guttery and trashy, with a hint of lemon. - Laz)

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To: Dallas59

A perpetual motion machine!

55 posted on 05/16/2014 7:31:05 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (Has anyone seen my tagline? It was here yesterday. I seem to have misplaced it.)

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To: Lucky9teen

56 posted on 05/16/2014 7:35:44 AM PDT by red-dawg (<<< click for info on my book.)

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To: Roscoe Karns

ping to #11

57 posted on 05/16/2014 7:47:15 AM PDT by EveningStar

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To: Lucky9teen

Next up....

58 posted on 05/16/2014 7:53:20 AM PDT by relentlessly

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To: relentlessly

I think I speak for most heterosexual males when I say I’m not homophobic but chick-o-centric. Let’s keep it positive, okay? It’s not that we dislike you, the gay guy; it’s just that we really like girls. It seems no matter how long we compliantly spend in rehab undergoing the most stringent psychotherapy to rid ourselves of our knee-jerk to your mate choice, the simple fact is . . . heterosexual guys don’t “get” gays. Period.

Heck, we don’t understand women. What makes you think we’ll ever understand a man who doesn’t like women yet wants to be a woman? You just rifled right over our heads. In addition, not only are most men incapable of comprehending what a man sees in another man, we also don’t care to try to because football is on—so can we all just shut the hell up with the gay stuff and watch the game?!?

Please, rehab freaks, you’re wasting your time on the heterosexual tribe trying to get us to be cool with that which is incomprehensible to us. Just like the homosexual, we are quite happy with our sexual bent and our own little world, so leave us alone, por favor.