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***THE OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS THREAD***

Posted on 05/16/2014 5:48:43 AM PDT by Lucky9teen

Love a Tree Day

When: Always on May 16th

It's Love a Tree Day. So, go out and give a tree a great big hug.

Trees are a good thing. They give us shade, comfort and warmth. They give off oxygen, too. There are many, many benefits provided by trees. So, you have good reason to love a tree or two.

Everyone has a favorite kind of tree. Use today to identify a tree you love, and to pamper it. Give it a trim. Eliminate competitors around it. Feed it a dose of fertilizer. Tree spikes work great. And, give the tree some water, if it is thirsty.

Important Note: On Love a Tree Day, your attention must be turned toward trees. A bush or a shrub just won't do.



TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: friday; ofst; silliness; treehugger
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1 posted on 05/16/2014 5:48:43 AM PDT by Lucky9teen
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To: Lucky9teen

Woohoo!! It’s Friday!!!!!!


2 posted on 05/16/2014 5:49:23 AM PDT by ShadowAce (Linux -- The Ultimate Windows Service Pack)
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To: 2111USMC; 21stCenturion; 2ndDivisionVet; 3AngelaD; 4mycountry; 5Madman2; 66-442hot; 6amgelsmama; ...

I love tree





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3 posted on 05/16/2014 5:50:27 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: ShadowAce

I love me some Friday Silliness Thread!


4 posted on 05/16/2014 5:51:08 AM PDT by MagnoliaB
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To: Lucky9teen

I normally just lurk on this thread, but with the week I’m having with clients I really need this and I want to thank you for preparing it.


5 posted on 05/16/2014 5:51:29 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: Lucky9teen

Thank you Lucky!


6 posted on 05/16/2014 5:53:06 AM PDT by secret garden (Why procrastinate when you can perendinate?)
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To: Lucky9teen

7 posted on 05/16/2014 5:53:22 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

8 posted on 05/16/2014 5:55:04 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

9 posted on 05/16/2014 5:56:01 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOO
TGIF


10 posted on 05/16/2014 5:56:08 AM PDT by Currentriverrat (People are calling our President the Fresh Prince of Bill Ayers, that's not allowed is it?)
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To: absolootezer0; AmericanMade1776; andy58-in-nh; AngryCapitalist; AppyPappy; april15Bendovr; ...

CAPTION THIS



11 posted on 05/16/2014 5:57:06 AM PDT by Lucky9teen (No problem can be solved from the same level of consciousness that created it. ~ Albert Einstein)
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To: Lucky9teen
I married a centaur!

12 posted on 05/16/2014 5:57:13 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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13 posted on 05/16/2014 5:57:15 AM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Lucky9teen

That is a great cartoon. I just subscribed to Branco.


14 posted on 05/16/2014 5:58:20 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: Lucky9teen
Allah? Can you hear me now?

15 posted on 05/16/2014 5:58:28 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Beam me up, Scottie!


16 posted on 05/16/2014 5:59:45 AM PDT by SMARTY ("When you blame others, you give up your power to change." Robert Anthony)
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To: Lucky9teen

17 posted on 05/16/2014 6:00:59 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

18 posted on 05/16/2014 6:01:06 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (Keep a simple manner for a happy life :o)
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To: Lucky9teen

RETARDED” GRANDPARENTS

Written by a third grader, on what his grandparents do.

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house, but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Florida. Now they live in a tin box that has wheels, but its strapped to the ground. They ride around on their bicycles, and wear name tags, because they don’t know who they are anymore.

They go to a building called a wreck center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, they do exercises there, but they don’t do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but they all just jump up and down in it with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.

Sometimes they sneak out, and go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night - early birds. Some of the people can’t get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center for pot luck. My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and, says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too. When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out, so they can visit their grandchildren.

PRICELESS

Forward to all your “retarded grandparent” friends. Or just your “retarded” friends.


19 posted on 05/16/2014 6:01:10 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Proof men are polite:

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20 posted on 05/16/2014 6:01:14 AM PDT by mykroar (We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again. - Nathanael Greene)
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To: Lucky9teen

21 posted on 05/16/2014 6:02:26 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Lucky9teen

22 posted on 05/16/2014 6:04:14 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne

Cool! Top 980!


23 posted on 05/16/2014 6:04:39 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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To: All

Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge. So they stopped.

George, their leader, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Trooper who was trying to talk her down off the railing, and says,

“Hey Baby.....whatcha doin’ up there on that railin’?”

She says tearfully, “I’m going to commit suicide!!”

While he didn’t want to appear ‘sensitive’, George also didn’t want to miss this ‘be-a-legend’ opportunity either so he asked, “Well, before you jump, Honey-Babe... Why don’t you give ole George here your best last kiss?”

So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that. And it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another even better one.

After they breathlessly finished, George gets a big thumbs-up approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, and then says,

“Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That’s a real talent you’re wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why the hell are you committing suicide?”

“My parents don’t like me dressing up like a girl.”

It’s still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed.


24 posted on 05/16/2014 6:04:42 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen

“You can’t do anything to stop me.”


25 posted on 05/16/2014 6:05:57 AM PDT by Louis Foxwell (This is a wake up call. Join the Sultan Knish ping list.)
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To: Liberty Valance

ha ha ha!

Good One!


26 posted on 05/16/2014 6:06:27 AM PDT by left that other site (You shall know the Truth, and The Truth Shall Set You Free.)
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To: Lucky9teen
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27 posted on 05/16/2014 6:08:06 AM PDT by mykroar (We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again. - Nathanael Greene)
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To: Lucky9teen

BTW, tree huggers get splinters.


28 posted on 05/16/2014 6:08:07 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (The Second Amendment is NOT about the right to hunt. It IS a right to shoot tyrants.)
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To: Lucky9teen
"Love a Tree Day"

Trees are evil!


29 posted on 05/16/2014 6:08:20 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Lucky9teen

30 posted on 05/16/2014 6:09:22 AM PDT by Dallas59 ("Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you will be")
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To: Lucky9teen


31 posted on 05/16/2014 6:10:21 AM PDT by JoeProBono (SOME IMAGES MAY BE DISTURBING VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED;-{)
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To: Arrowhead1952

Not sure top what. But Happy Friday!!!!


32 posted on 05/16/2014 6:11:29 AM PDT by EQAndyBuzz ("Heck of a reset there, Hillary"S)
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To: clearcarbon

Just the socialist trees (according to the Rush lyrics) ...


33 posted on 05/16/2014 6:12:00 AM PDT by glennaro
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To: Lucky9teen
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34 posted on 05/16/2014 6:12:17 AM PDT by mykroar (We fight, get beat, rise, and fight again. - Nathanael Greene)
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To: Lucky9teen

How does a tree get pregnant?
By a woodpecker!


35 posted on 05/16/2014 6:17:26 AM PDT by MagnoliaB
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To: Arrowhead1952

A man is walking along the beach when he sees a woman in a wheelchair crying. He walks over to her and asks her what’s the matter.

“I’ve been wheelchair-bound all my life,” the woman answers, “and I’m feeling a little down because I’ve never known what it’s like to be held by a man.”

The man thinks about it for a moment, and he decides if it will cheer her up, it’s not a big deal. So he lifts her out of the wheelchair and embraces her warmly.

A few days later, he sees the same woman again. And once again, she’s crying. “What’s wrong?” he asks.

“I have never been kissed by a man,” she says. So he leans down and gives her a nice kiss on the lips.

A few days later, he’s walking along the beach again, and guess who he sees. This time, she seems really upset. “What’s the matter?” he asks.

“Well, I’m not sure how to put this,” she says, “but... well... I’ve never been screwed.”

So he lifts her out of the wheelchair and carries her out into the surf. Once he’s about waist-deep in the water, he drops her and says, “Okay, now you’re screwed!”


36 posted on 05/16/2014 6:18:00 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: glennaro

Well, the maples certainly think the oaks are evil...


37 posted on 05/16/2014 6:18:38 AM PDT by ZirconEncrustedTweezers (I'm not anti-government, government's anti-me.)
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To: Lucky9teen

Just exactly how many levels of Hell are there?


38 posted on 05/16/2014 6:21:56 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try.)
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To: glennaro
"Just the socialist trees (according to the Rush lyrics) ..."

The rational trees need to be protected from those who would fondle, exploit or molest them in any other manner.


39 posted on 05/16/2014 6:25:31 AM PDT by clearcarbon
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To: Lucky9teen

I have a sign in my office “Large Carbon Footprints Make Happy Trees.” Drives the LoFos & libs bat guano.


40 posted on 05/16/2014 6:26:26 AM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus III (Do, or do not, there is no try.)
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To: Lucky9teen

41 posted on 05/16/2014 6:33:57 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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To: Lucky9teen
Thanks for the ping Lucky9teen.

FMCDH(BITS)

42 posted on 05/16/2014 6:42:37 AM PDT by nothingnew (I fear for my Republic due to marxist influence in our government. Open eyes/see)
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To: Lucky9teen

AGAIN! TOP SOMething...


43 posted on 05/16/2014 6:46:08 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Live like someone left the gate open!)
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To: Izzy Dunne

That looks like something a little more aggressive than the stuff in Toy Story. I LIKE it! :o])


44 posted on 05/16/2014 6:47:49 AM PDT by Monkey Face (Live like someone left the gate open!)
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To: dead

What the MSM watchers don’t see.


45 posted on 05/16/2014 6:51:08 AM PDT by bmwcyle (People who do not study history are destine to believe really ignorant statements.)
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To: dead

LOL!


46 posted on 05/16/2014 7:05:49 AM PDT by TADSLOS (The Event Horizon has come and gone. Buckle up and hang on.)
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To: Lucky9teen

47 posted on 05/16/2014 7:10:35 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: dead

Brown-finger Barney strikes again!


48 posted on 05/16/2014 7:12:03 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
Greetings from God the Father, the Son and the Holy Ghost:


49 posted on 05/16/2014 7:14:27 AM PDT by Slyfox (When progressives ignore moral parameters, they also lose the natural gift of common sense.)
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To: clearcarbon

You made me LOL! Not many people can make me LOL.


50 posted on 05/16/2014 7:15:38 AM PDT by TheOldLady
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