Posted on 06/10/2014 8:08:59 AM PDT by laotzu
Experts in the world's only settled science were shocked as dramatic new evidence has emerged that climate change is much worse than even the most dire forecasts had predicted.
As President Obama visited the US Military Academy at West Point to give a commencement address that could only be described as "awesome," his speech received what a state-approved and licensed CNN journalist termed an "icy reception."
This followed a bizarre incident where the wildly-popular and much beloved president received "tepid applause and a short standing ovation from less than one-quarter of the audience upon his introduction" according to stunned credentialed journalists who witnessed the surrealistic scene.
"This is an incredible worsening of climate change in just five years," said Charles Gore-Kerry, a fictional amalgam of the biggest climate change experts, one we were forced to create because no one would talk to us.
"Back in 2009, Barack Obama could not go to the toilet without receiving a 20-minute standing ovation! Now, just five years later, it's obvious most of these people are frozen solid in their seats! At this rate, by late 2015, there will be no ice in the Arctic and all of Obama's audience will be glaciated, far ahead of what the hockey stick graph predicted," Charles Gore-Kerry warned.
Stunned by deterioration in the earth's climate, the president is expected to propose taking dramatic new action on Climate Change, such as scheduling any future speeches in warmer places, like Hawaii.
And the Bergdhal deal was on.
As I understand it, one day, everyone in the White House is going to be caught in a similar situation that Jim Carrey was in “Liar Liar”. Except they’re going to be facing God’s judgment and EVERYONE, at last, will hear the truth and only the truth, so help them...
The West Point Cadets knew from Military skuttle-butt that Obama’s “Climate Change” was just a smokescreen distraction for what three-fourths of the graduating class already knew, as follows:
“Taliban Mullah in Chief” Hussein Obama has chosen “Secretary of Defending the Taliban” Hagel to continue to make Grand Bargains with Gitmo Prisoners so that Gitmo can be closed on the last day that all US Military Personnel finally abandon Afghanistan to the Taliban.
Obama will need the Military . He will use them to invade countries that don’t believe in Global Warming
Ya Think, Sheldon?
In which case the death of every singe American soldier in that God-forsaken wasteland would have been for nothing.
This is not sarcasm, and I do not think my name is Sheldon.
YOHO, you're going to have to start making sense.
Great Image!
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Keep in mind the following:
* Soetoro, now posing as “Obama,” has helped Pakistan as much as possible.
* Soetoro’s first homo “wife” at Haaaavud was from Pakistan.
* Soetoro and wifey secretly disappeared while in Pakistan for many months.
* Pakistan already has the A-Bomb.
* The territorial joining of the “Poppies of Afghanistan” and the Plutonium of Pakistan” will pose an interesting challenge to “The Plan of Iran.”
Sheldon’s name is Sheldon, and he is correct in thinking that the following quote “As President Obama visited the US Military Academy at West Point to give a commencement address that could only be described as ‘awesome’” can only be thought of as sarcasm.
Nailed it.
That’s really good!!!! Nothing is ever Obummer’s fault. If he can’t blame the Republicans then blame the weather.
And, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does.
Your point?
Isn’t that what the communists do (applauding themselves) starting with Stalin all the way to the present Norks?
That you are going to have to start making some sense.
(your mother didn't really name you Sheldon, did she?)
When all else fails . . . get personal.
You began by pretending to believe that you were being referred to as “Sheldon” and by denying that there was any sarcasm to be found in the article Climate Change Blamed for ‘Icy Reception’ to 0bama Speech, as quoted in The Peoples Cube. Even 0bama’s most ardent supporters expressed disappointment in 0bama’s West Point speech. Calling his speech “awesome” can only be regarded as sarcasm, and you’ve offered no cogent reason even to contemplate for a moment that you might be named “Sheldon,” any more than the following and equally implausible theory that my name is “Sheldon.”
Calculated incomprehension is not very convincing.
But, my apologies for offering a criticism of 0bama’s hapless speech in a mode requiring some subtleness and understanding in current cultural awareness.
My bad.
You began by calling me Sheldon. Who in the world is Sheldon?
YAYO, you are going to start making sense.
denying that there was any sarcasm to be found in the article
I denied there was sarcasm in the word "This". Go back and read it again.
(or, find someone that can read to help...perhaps Sheldon)
Oh, and your shoes are ridiculous.
Yes. Thank you YEHA. What a numbnut.
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