Posted on 06/12/2014 5:40:59 PM PDT by RetiredTexasVet
The President announced today that he was ordering his "Never Let A Crisis Go To Waste Team" into action on the crisis on the border.
With thousands of children abandoned by their families and dropped across the border, immediate action was necessary. Jay Carney, outgoing administration paid liar, is the spokesman for the crisis team.
The HHS Secretary has been ordered to set up and operate auctions to get these children out of refugee camps and into permanent homes. Auctions will be set up in all the major Progressive cities in the US. Because the reproductive rate for LGBT couples is so low, they will be given preference in the auctions. Many LGBT couples had previously expressed their desire to own a child. LGBT couples whose bid wins will be required to pay the tax (John Roberts idea) before picking up their child. Winning LGBT couples will have 90 days to have their child sentenced to be adopted by them or else the child must be returned.
Children too ugly, fat, old or otherwise not able to be auctioned for adoption will be placed in the "Forward" program. Children in the Forward program will be auctioned out for indentured servitude for a period of 7 to 10 years. Winning bidders will be required to pay a tax (John Roberts idea) before picking up their indentured servants. Owners will be required to provide training during the indenture period so that the servant exits with a marketable trade. Suggested possible trades include maid, cook, gardener, butler, step-n-fetchit, etc. All servants will automatically be enrolled in a service union for which the owner will be responsible for the dues. Owners are not required to pay the indentured servants but are required to provide the training, uniforms, a room or closet, Moo approved food, and medical or veterinarian services.
Collected taxes will be used to cover expenses and a campaign slush fund for the DNC to cover the MSW2016 campaign.
Pretty funny!
Them $on$abitches!! ;-)
Should be translated into Spanish and widely circulated in Mexico, and all central American countries. Even by leaving the word “satire” in it that dumping of innocents would go way down.
I was buying this till I noticed a post that said Pretty funny!, nothing is out of bounds for these thugs. Still pretty funny though.
What does it take for Boehner to begin Articles of Impeachment for the Democrat’s Obama?
A very modest proposal.
This should be posted in the Central American newspapers.
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