Notorious 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' pleads guilty to flashing women

MailOnLine ^ | 06/24/2014 | staff

[Kid Shelleen]

A man dubbed the 'Swiss Cheese Pervert' has pleaded guilty in a Philadelphia court after being charged for flashing women while holding slices of Swiss cheese. Christopher Pagano, 42, was charged with stalking, indecent exposure, harassment and lewdness for his crimes against four women in January. Several of the victims were able to record video or take a photograph of Pagano as he harrassed them from his car while brandishing cheese.

[RichInOC]

Since it was Philly, shouldn’t he have been brandishing Provolone or Cheez Whiz instead?

[blueunicorn6]

Wonder if he’ll be the next big star on The Food Network?

“Swiss cheese......donuts......bagels......He enjoys them all!”

[Slings and Arrows]

> Since it was Philly, shouldn’t he have been brandishing Provolone or Cheez Whiz instead?

“Wit’ or wit’out?”

[The linked article says he tried those unsuccessfully. Seriesly.]

[Larry Lucido]

I prefer Venezuelan Beaver Cheese.

[RichInOC]

You weren’t kidding.

Having read that, I’m kind of sorry I did. The horror.

[blueunicorn6]

You filthy cheeseaphobes! What business is it of yours what an adult man and a cheese do in the privacy of a car with the windows down while he’s got his thing out begging some girl to slap a slice o cheese on his sausage? It’s just about love!

[blueunicorn6]

Please say he isn’t a Packers fan. I’m not going to watch any football game with a bunch of guys with cheese on both heads.

[Slings and Arrows]

I’ve been told that everything is somebody’s fetish. Now I know it in my soul.

[henkster]

He had known the cheese for a long time.

[a fool in paradise]

If the swiss cheese does not fit, you must acquit

[a fool in paradise]

If the swiss cheese does not fit, you must acquit

[Albion Wilde]

This gives new meaning to that old phrase for a woman sitting indiscreetly, "Taking someone's picture."

"Smile and say cheese!"

[RichInOC]

I was going to suggest a rule of the Internet to that effect, but it looks like it already exists.

[mdmathis6]

You think he was “toasted” and”well grilled” at the police station?

[Manic_Episode]

What a Muenster, glad they put him a whey.

[Slings and Arrows]

I don’t want to see the fit test.

[ApplegateRanch]

Philadelphia creams cheese flasher! Details at 11!!

...and now back to our regular programming, in progress.

[dfwgator]

SHUT THAT BLOODY BOUZOUKI UP!

[Squantos]

Whoa whoa stop .....stop stop ....the “someday her prints will come” and little Swiss miss babe are same cutie ????

[Slings and Arrows]

You have been enlightened, my son.