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Other Women Health items that Evil Corporate Women-hating Businesses deny every day
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Posted on 06/30/2014 1:03:11 PM PDT by fayco9

Today, the Supreme Court discriminated against women, when it couldn’t force business to provide birth control to women. We all know birth control is accentual to women’s health. They will DIE without it. It doesn’t matter that women have lived without it for thousands of years and survived. No, it is an absolute necessity. It is absolutely megatuvely ultraly impossible to get birth control any other way. However, it is very important to recognize that birth control isn’t the only method big business wants to deny women. Following is a list of extremely important benefits, that we cannot live without, that big evil corporate middle class stealing businesses deny women on a daily basis because they don’t care about women’s health.

1. Air conditioners – Women can get heat strokes

2. Soft beds – Women can hurt their back on a hard old bed

3. Heating – Women can freeze to death

4. Food and water – Women need to eat and drink to stay alive

5. House maids – Women can hurt themselves cleaning their houses

6. Chauffeurs – Women need to be able to relax on their way to and from work

7. Jacuzzis – Women need to relax and get rid of the stress caused by bigoted men

8. Pools – Women need to relax and have fun

9. TV and cable – Women need to laugh by watching their favorite comedies

10. Utilities – Women need their utility bills paid so they can relax

11. 5 vacations a year – Women need vacations to have fun and relax. Michelle Obama loves them.

12. Phones – Women need to talk and get their feelings out

13. Donations to democrats – Women can relax knowing they have someone in congress who cares about them

14. Guns – Women need to protect their bodies from rape and physical abuse

15. Housing – Women need a safe place to sleep

16. Computer – Women a computer because they will be emotionally stress without them

17. Magazines – Women need magazines to make them happy

18. Clothes and Shoes – Women are happy when they buy clothes and shoes

19. Unlimited Credit Cards – Shopping is relaxing for women 20. Exile of all men from the United States – Really, women won’t be happy until all men are kicked out of the United States.

21. Everything else under the sun – Really, not getting someone you want can be very depressing. Depression is not good for women’s health.

These businesses need to start taking women’s health seriously. Women should get everything in the universe paid for because they are women and men are evil.


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1 posted on 06/30/2014 1:03:11 PM PDT by fayco9
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To: fayco9

Yeah! And I should be able eat whatever I want without gaining an ounce.


2 posted on 06/30/2014 1:05:41 PM PDT by surroundedbyblue (Bitter clinger & creepy-ass cracker)
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To: fayco9

I have a right to the government provided man of my dreams because without him I will waste and wither away to noting because I am not loved by my idea of the perfect man.
Ergo, the government must provide my perfect man immediately because I simply cannot wait any longer, I am running out of time, I am in crisis, I must take action if Congress will not act!


3 posted on 06/30/2014 1:10:11 PM PDT by Wiser now (Socialism does not eliminate poverty, it guarantees it.)
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To: Wiser now

He shall be provided in the next Five Year Plan, so submit your order now.


4 posted on 06/30/2014 1:12:04 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four Fried Chickens and a Coke)
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To: fayco9

Looks like a list of those things that Big Government in nearly bankrupt states like New York, Illinois, California, etc., supply to those women whom Jay Severin got fired as an on-air host in Boston referred to as “bastard factories”.


5 posted on 06/30/2014 1:12:12 PM PDT by MIchaelTArchangel (Have a wonderful day!)
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To: fayco9

Sounds like you are venting. It is good for you, as will the responses be good for you. I tend to assess humans on a case by case basis when meeting, but do judge on appearance and body language for survival.


6 posted on 06/30/2014 1:12:35 PM PDT by huldah1776
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To: fayco9; GeronL; Morgana

Deny means to prohibit. Some religious institutions (such as schools and nunneries) may have moral clauses to terminate employment if the woman seeks an abortion, but most do not terminate over such action. Refusing to pay is a different matter entirely.


7 posted on 06/30/2014 1:37:57 PM PDT by a fool in paradise (The new witchhunt: "Do you NOW, . . . or have you EVER , . . supported traditional marriage?")
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To: fayco9

I must have missed where Hobby Lobby is forcing anyone to work for them, as well.

Can someone provide me information on this forced labor imposed by Hobby Lobby?


8 posted on 06/30/2014 1:39:09 PM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: a fool in paradise

bump


9 posted on 06/30/2014 1:39:34 PM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Wiser now
Coming soon direct to you:< p>
10 posted on 06/30/2014 1:52:27 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: fayco9

I’m thinking this thread is very worthy of a ZOT! Where is the ZOT!


11 posted on 06/30/2014 2:08:05 PM PDT by Pilgrim's Progress (http://www.baptistbiblebelievers.com/BYTOPICS/tabid/335/Default.aspx)
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To: fayco9

At least the gubmint is mandating back up cameras on cars soon.

Women NEED those.


12 posted on 06/30/2014 3:18:49 PM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: MrB

And if the deprived women would like to quit Hobby Lobby, my son will take their job(s) - (It’s okay with me if he has two.)


13 posted on 06/30/2014 3:41:58 PM PDT by Tax-chick (I don't feel obligated to provide you with a non-boring gun.)
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