Skip to comments.SPOTTED: Hotties Walk Crabs Down the Street in Beijing, Draw Gawkers
Posted on 07/27/2014 1:47:23 AM PDT by nickcarraway
Saucy young Beijing girls in low-cut tops and booty shorts walk their crabs down the street in Sanlitun, drawing many gawkers. We assume they didn't have time to walk their jumbo shrimp, or crayfish.
Pedestrians snap pictures of the ladies and their curious "crabwalk".
Some things about Asia, I just don't understand...
“I have no idea what you’re talking about... so herea Beijing girls with crabs on leashes.”
It doesn’t need to be understood, just admired.
I’ll say I don’t understand. Those cutoff jeans are way too big for their bodies.
Quoth Gerry, “Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? Or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark, and they don’t gobble up your monadic privacy like dogs do. And Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn’t mad!”
I don’t find women with crabs very attractive.
Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? Or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I
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The real ‘beauty’ of it is when you finish your walk, you can place the lobster or crab in a steaming pot, then eat it for dinner.
Do that with a dog or cat and people will look at you funny.
Maybe not so much in China but..........
Dog eating is becoming unpopular in China.
June 21st is going to be summer solstice in 2014, and it's also going to be the saddest day for dog lovers. On that day, the traditionally celebrated Lychee and Dog Meat Festival will be held in Yulin in Guanxi province of China. Now some famous Chinese stars have come out to openly oppose the festival and the practice of eating dogs.
I have a liking for lobsters too. Especially with drawn butter.
Decades ago, in Miami, Joe's Stone Crab used to sell T-shirts that said, “I Got The Crabs At Joe's.”
I just remembered. Crabs are scavengers. Maybe this is a new Beijing necrosearch- CAL team.
They look like the girls from our local Asian Massage Parlor. I’ll have to stop by and inquire about their crabs................
“They look like the girls from our local Asian Massage Parlor. Ill have to stop by and inquire about their crabs................”
You can get them by the “case.” But be selective or you will get a “Bad Case” of the crabs.
I think you’re right about the seafood restaurant thing. All of them are also wearing pirate hats.
In a country where the ratio of men to women is so out of whack (many more men than women — largely due to the “one-child” policy and sex-favored abortions), this must be pure torture to the Chinese guy who can’t find a women.
Daisy Dukes, they’re not. But not bad at all.
Communism just isn’t what it used to be...
There’s a chain of restaurants on the Outer Banks called “Crabby Dick’s”. I just couldn’t bring myself to eat a meal there.
Something about girls with crabs tells me to be careful.
Beijing is an interesting place, also plenty of expats.
I was working with our Beijing plant a few years ago and our controller wanted to know if I was interested in seeing a rock band. I was game, then he told me the band was named “Red Army”, and was going to be performing at a place called Mao’s House.
It was interesting to say the least with a mixed crowd, even their brand of hippies. Lot’s of underground type activities go on in China.
Maybe it was a warning of their..... infestation.......
Those things must really itch bad.
The Sanlitun area is filled with restaurants and a combination of foreign brand boutique higher end stores. They are usually doing some sort of fashion show or other type of event down there. It is kind of a place to be seen.
For anyone that may be visiting there, the Blue Frog is a bar/restaurant that is worth checking out. It’s on one of the upper levels. After 3-4 days of eating native, is always nice to take break.
The entire idea of girls with crabs, pretty or otherwise, gives me.. pause.. Call me skeptical..
I can best be described as reluctant, reserved, or reticent.. at the very least.. But that’s just me.. :p
So, what does monadic mean? you tell me.
mo·nad (mnd) n.
1. Philosophy An indivisible, impenetrable unit of substance viewed as the basic constituent element of physical reality in the metaphysics of Leibniz.
2. Biology A single-celled microorganism, especially a flagellate protozoan of the genus Monas.
3. Chemistry An atom or a radical with valence 1.
[Latin monas, monad-, unit, from Greek, from monos, single
monadic (mɒˈnædɪk) adj
1. (Logic) being or relating to a monad
2. (Logic) logic maths (of an operator, predicate, etc) having only a single argument place
3. (Mathematics) logic maths (of an operator, predicate, etc) having only a single argument place
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I don’t care if they have crabs, they’re giving me Yellow Fever. /S
Maybe it’s an advertisement for a seafood restaurant?
I think they’re saying if you mess with these chicks you’ll get the crabs.
I believe the technical word for this is “scrawny”
I'll be looking for that in the future !! Hah
Hotties with crabs? Ewwwww
This must have been some type of publicity stunt
Do they have crabs not on leashes? lol
mostly older people eat dog and cat I think, getting more rare in Korea too. South anyway
I’m not gonna comment, no sir!
one would think so!
After that picture was taken he turned around and stuck his nose right in her business.
they are also carrying imitation pirate guns
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