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SPOTTED: Hotties Walk Crabs Down the Street in Beijing, Draw Gawkers
Shanghaist ^

Posted on 07/27/2014 1:47:23 AM PDT by nickcarraway

Saucy young Beijing girls in low-cut tops and booty shorts walk their crabs down the street in Sanlitun, drawing many gawkers. We assume they didn't have time to walk their jumbo shrimp, or crayfish.

Pedestrians snap pictures of the ladies and their curious "crabwalk".


TOPICS: Local News; Pets/Animals; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beijing; crab; goddess; hottie; yellowfever
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Some things about Asia, I just don't understand...

1 posted on 07/27/2014 1:47:23 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: Slings and Arrows

“I have no idea what you’re talking about... so herea Beijing girls with crabs on leashes.”


2 posted on 07/27/2014 1:48:34 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

It doesn’t need to be understood, just admired.


3 posted on 07/27/2014 1:53:32 AM PDT by lefty-lie-spy (Stay metal. For the Horde \m/("_")\m/ - via iPhone from Tokyo.)
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To: nickcarraway

4 posted on 07/27/2014 1:54:57 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: nickcarraway

I’ll say I don’t understand. Those cutoff jeans are way too big for their bodies.


5 posted on 07/27/2014 1:57:30 AM PDT by fieldmarshaldj (Resist We Much)
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To: Slings and Arrows

Quoth Gerry, “Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? Or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. They know the secrets of the sea, they don’t bark, and they don’t gobble up your monadic privacy like dogs do. And Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn’t mad!”


6 posted on 07/27/2014 2:05:39 AM PDT by cynwoody
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To: nickcarraway

I don’t find women with crabs very attractive.


7 posted on 07/27/2014 2:07:01 AM PDT by Vince Ferrer
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To: cynwoody

“Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? Or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal that one chooses to take for a walk? I
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The real ‘beauty’ of it is when you finish your walk, you can place the lobster or crab in a steaming pot, then eat it for dinner.

Do that with a dog or cat and people will look at you funny.
Maybe not so much in China but..........


8 posted on 07/27/2014 2:09:22 AM PDT by xrmusn ((6/98)a GUN is like a parachute. If you need one, and don't have one-probably never need one again.)
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To: xrmusn
Do that with a dog or cat and people will look at you funny.
Maybe not so much in China but..........

Dog eating is becoming unpopular in China.

Stars voice their opposition to dog eating festival in China

June 21st is going to be summer solstice in 2014, and it's also going to be the saddest day for dog lovers. On that day, the traditionally celebrated Lychee and Dog Meat Festival will be held in Yulin in Guanxi province of China. Now some famous Chinese stars have come out to openly oppose the festival and the practice of eating dogs.

9 posted on 07/27/2014 2:15:41 AM PDT by cynwoody
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To: cynwoody

I have a liking for lobsters too. Especially with drawn butter.


10 posted on 07/27/2014 2:15:47 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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To: Slings and Arrows
Reportedly, the lobster's name was Thibault.
11 posted on 07/27/2014 2:33:25 AM PDT by cynwoody
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To: nickcarraway
My first guess - a promo for a seafood restaurant.

Decades ago, in Miami, Joe's Stone Crab used to sell T-shirts that said, “I Got The Crabs At Joe's.”

12 posted on 07/27/2014 2:37:28 AM PDT by zeestephen
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To: zeestephen; Slings and Arrows

I just remembered. Crabs are scavengers. Maybe this is a new Beijing necrosearch- CAL team.


13 posted on 07/27/2014 2:49:36 AM PDT by nickcarraway
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To: nickcarraway

They look like the girls from our local Asian Massage Parlor. I’ll have to stop by and inquire about their crabs................


14 posted on 07/27/2014 3:20:20 AM PDT by varon (Para bellum)
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To: nickcarraway

15 posted on 07/27/2014 3:29:35 AM PDT by Viking2002 (Just because I'm paranoid, it doesn't mean I'm wrong.)
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To: nickcarraway
At least it's better than a Mao suit. Those were the days.


16 posted on 07/27/2014 3:41:43 AM PDT by St_Thomas_Aquinas ( Isaiah 22:22, Matthew 16:19, Revelation 3:7)
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To: varon

“They look like the girls from our local Asian Massage Parlor. I’ll have to stop by and inquire about their crabs................”

You can get them by the “case.” But be selective or you will get a “Bad Case” of the crabs.


17 posted on 07/27/2014 3:44:06 AM PDT by tired&retired
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To: zeestephen

I think you’re right about the seafood restaurant thing. All of them are also wearing pirate hats.

CC


18 posted on 07/27/2014 3:55:21 AM PDT by Celtic Conservative (tease not the dragon for thou art crunchy when roasted and taste good with ketchup)
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To: nickcarraway

In a country where the ratio of men to women is so out of whack (many more men than women — largely due to the “one-child” policy and sex-favored abortions), this must be pure torture to the Chinese guy who can’t find a women.


19 posted on 07/27/2014 4:03:47 AM PDT by 3Fingas (Sons and Daughters for Freedom and Rededication to the Principles of the U.S. Constitution)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

Daisy Dukes, they’re not. But not bad at all.


20 posted on 07/27/2014 4:19:18 AM PDT by Calvin Locke
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To: nickcarraway

Communism just isn’t what it used to be...


21 posted on 07/27/2014 4:25:02 AM PDT by BobL
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To: nickcarraway; flaglady47
"Will you walk a little faster?"
Said the whiting to the snail
"There's a porpoise close behind us
"And he's treading on my tail"
See how eagerly the lobsters
And the turtles all advance
They are waiting on the shingle -
"Will you come and join the dance?"

Leni

22 posted on 07/27/2014 4:31:26 AM PDT by MinuteGal
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To: nickcarraway

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ykWPyaqbebo


23 posted on 07/27/2014 4:31:31 AM PDT by Darksheare (I don't have a copy. one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
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To: zeestephen

There’s a chain of restaurants on the Outer Banks called “Crabby Dick’s”. I just couldn’t bring myself to eat a meal there.


24 posted on 07/27/2014 4:36:26 AM PDT by randita ("Is a nation without borders a nation?"...Noonan)
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To: nickcarraway

Something about girls with crabs tells me to be careful.


25 posted on 07/27/2014 5:15:31 AM PDT by fso301
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To: nickcarraway

Beijing is an interesting place, also plenty of expats.

I was working with our Beijing plant a few years ago and our controller wanted to know if I was interested in seeing a rock band. I was game, then he told me the band was named “Red Army”, and was going to be performing at a place called Mao’s House.

It was interesting to say the least with a mixed crowd, even their brand of hippies. Lot’s of underground type activities go on in China.


26 posted on 07/27/2014 5:18:01 AM PDT by voicereason (The RNC is like the "One-night stand" you wish you could forget.)
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To: nickcarraway

Maybe it was a warning of their..... infestation.......


27 posted on 07/27/2014 5:27:33 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: nickcarraway

Those things must really itch bad.


28 posted on 07/27/2014 5:29:03 AM PDT by bikerman (Because of the lack of ammo there will be no warning shots.)
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To: nickcarraway

The Sanlitun area is filled with restaurants and a combination of foreign brand boutique higher end stores. They are usually doing some sort of fashion show or other type of event down there. It is kind of a place to be seen.

For anyone that may be visiting there, the Blue Frog is a bar/restaurant that is worth checking out. It’s on one of the upper levels. After 3-4 days of eating native, is always nice to take break.


29 posted on 07/27/2014 5:29:33 AM PDT by voicereason (The RNC is like the "One-night stand" you wish you could forget.)
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To: nickcarraway
Chinese girls with crabs is nothing new. But nobody seems to mention that they're Chinese Pirate girls...

Arrrrr.

30 posted on 07/27/2014 5:35:48 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (Is the /sarc tag really necessary?)
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To: fso301

The entire idea of girls with crabs, pretty or otherwise, gives me.. pause.. Call me skeptical..

I can best be described as reluctant, reserved, or reticent.. at the very least.. But that’s just me.. :p


31 posted on 07/27/2014 5:42:39 AM PDT by carlo3b (Corrupt politicians make the other ten percent look bad.. Henry Kissinger)
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To: cynwoody
"they don’t gobble up your monadic privacy"

So, what does monadic mean? you tell me.

mo·nad (mnd) n.

1. Philosophy An indivisible, impenetrable unit of substance viewed as the basic constituent element of physical reality in the metaphysics of Leibniz.

2. Biology A single-celled microorganism, especially a flagellate protozoan of the genus Monas.

3. Chemistry An atom or a radical with valence 1.

[Latin monas, monad-, unit, from Greek, from monos, single

monadic (mɒˈnædɪk) adj

1. (Logic) being or relating to a monad

2. (Logic) logic maths (of an operator, predicate, etc) having only a single argument place

3. (Mathematics) logic maths (of an operator, predicate, etc) having only a single argument place

32 posted on 07/27/2014 5:49:21 AM PDT by beebuster2000
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To: nickcarraway
Smart kid...


33 posted on 07/27/2014 5:56:43 AM PDT by mac_truck ( Aide toi et dieu t aidera)
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To: nickcarraway; Army Air Corps; GeronL; Norm Lenhart; BCW; Mr. Jeeves; vladimir998; AlexW; ...

Sit Down before you view this thread Yowza! Ping!


34 posted on 07/27/2014 6:04:58 AM PDT by KC_Lion (Build the America you want to live in at your address, and keep looking up.- Sarah Palin)
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To: Vince Ferrer

LOL...good one


35 posted on 07/27/2014 6:07:19 AM PDT by patriot08 (NATIVE TEXAN (girl type))
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To: Viking2002
Old Bay is still in business? :)


36 posted on 07/27/2014 6:09:38 AM PDT by TexasCajun
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To: nickcarraway

I don’t care if they have crabs, they’re giving me Yellow Fever. /S

Maybe it’s an advertisement for a seafood restaurant?


37 posted on 07/27/2014 6:24:18 AM PDT by Pearls Before Swine
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To: nickcarraway

I think they’re saying if you mess with these chicks you’ll get the crabs.


38 posted on 07/27/2014 6:30:25 AM PDT by Rappini (Veritas vos Liberabit)
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To: St_Thomas_Aquinas

39 posted on 07/27/2014 6:44:28 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: fieldmarshaldj

I believe the technical word for this is “scrawny”


40 posted on 07/27/2014 6:45:50 AM PDT by BenLurkin (This is not a statement of fact. It is either opinion or satire; or both.)
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To: nickcarraway
“I have no idea what you’re talking about... so herea Beijing girls with crabs on leashes.”

I'll be looking for that in the future !! Hah

41 posted on 07/27/2014 6:55:17 AM PDT by onona (I’ve pretty much given up on sanity returning.)
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To: nickcarraway

Hotties with crabs? Ewwwww


42 posted on 07/27/2014 10:49:57 AM PDT by Mike Darancette (Do The Math)
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To: nickcarraway; KC_Lion; a fool in paradise

This must have been some type of publicity stunt


43 posted on 07/27/2014 11:33:19 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: nickcarraway

Do they have crabs not on leashes? lol


44 posted on 07/27/2014 11:34:13 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: cynwoody

mostly older people eat dog and cat I think, getting more rare in Korea too. South anyway


45 posted on 07/27/2014 11:35:37 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: nickcarraway

I’m not gonna comment, no sir!


46 posted on 07/27/2014 11:36:00 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: 3Fingas

one would think so!


47 posted on 07/27/2014 11:37:01 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: mac_truck

Smart kid...


After that picture was taken he turned around and stuck his nose right in her business.


48 posted on 07/27/2014 11:39:15 AM PDT by Rides_A_Red_Horse (Why do you need a fire extinguisher when you can call the fire department?)
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To: mac_truck

they are also carrying imitation pirate guns


49 posted on 07/27/2014 11:39:21 AM PDT by GeronL (Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
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To: Rides_A_Red_Horse

Lol...no comment


50 posted on 07/27/2014 12:40:37 PM PDT by mac_truck ( Aide toi et dieu t aidera)
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