Algore: We Have Ten Years Left Before Earth Cooks (2006 Doomsday clock shows only one year left!)

EIB ^ | 1/27/06 | The Maha

[dowcaet]

Dr. Al Gore has done pretty well considering he got a D in a natural science class at Harvard. Yes, it’s good to know we have such genius in the fight against “global warming”.

[dowcaet]

The electricity bills must be murder in Cave Creek and Fountain Hills, lol...

[taxcontrol]

This weekend’s snow has “topped off” our snow pack here in Colorado and it is on the the start of our heavy snow season. We could be several inches to feet over our average by end of March.

Nice change after a decade or so of drought. Weather patterns appear to be returning to what they were in the ‘80’s.

[TruthShallSetYouFree]

Algore: We Have Ten Years Left Before Earth Cooks

The only things being cooked by the Globull Warmists are the books.

[spokeshave]

10 years eh?....

Just about the Sun quits making sunspots

and the next ice age starts

Perhaps King "Canute" Obama can issue an executive order to the Sun...

To start making more sunspots

so we don't get another ice age

[clintonh8r]

Hey, Al! Remember this golden oldie?:

“Sore Loserman 2000”

I was there!

[Dr. Bogus Pachysandra]

“The Plan nut has a fee-vurr! When your buy-bee has a fever yo take it to the dock-tore!”

[SunkenCiv]

Mr. Gore in Vietnam in 1971, in a picture from his personal photo album.

[AEMILIUS PAULUS]

Can’t Gore be arrested for fraud or corruption?

[GeronL]

We’re off to outer space We’re leaving mother Earth To save, the human race Our Star Blazers

Searching for a distant star Heading off to Iscandar Leaving all we love behind Who knows what dangers we’ll find

We must be strong and brave Our home we have to save If we don’t in just one year Mother Earth will disappear

Al Gore: Space Cadet

[Hot Tabasco]

We had ten years to save the oceans; we were all going to pay the consequences, which would result in our death.

Well the alarm worked, the oceans were saved.......

[tophat9000]

I thought the joke was:

woman goes to the gynecologist. He asks her “Have you had a check up there?” She thought a moment and said “No but I had a couple of Poles”

[Organic Panic]

In my short 40 years on this rock I have survived countless calamities and diseases that should have killed me a hundred times over. DDT, Ozone holes, Dolphin unsafe tuna with mercury, Extinct whales, a global cooling ice age from hair spray, bird flu, swine flu, riding a bike without a helmet, riding in the back of a pickup truck, manual labor as a child during summer break, hitch hiking, motorcycles, firearm ownership, global warming, and now, global climate change.

WE’RE ALL DOOMED. This time it’s really going to happen.

[D Rider]

Did Al Gore specify WHICH ten years...hmmmm? So if you don’t know which ten years he was talking about, how can you say he was wrong? /s

[HotHunt]

I hope they have a good recipe for sticks and rocks casserole. Heated by solar power, of course. Can't be using any fossil fuels to cook your meals with, ya' know.

Their plan may run into a little glitch when their iPhone and laptop wi-fi don't transmit through granite caves. Maybe they could do Facebook and Twitter by sign language. Just sayin'.......

[Harmless Teddy Bear]

I hope he remembers to add a pinch of nutmeg. That really adds depth of flavor.

[Mastador1]

Gaia slow to get hot and passionate, but when she does, look out!

[Mastador1]

Gaia slow to get hot and passionate, but when she does, look out!

[Mastador1]

Gaia slow to get hot and passionate, but when she does, look out!

[Mastador1]

Gaia slow to get hot and passionate, but when she does, look out!