Posted on 02/01/2015 8:22:35 AM PST by Libloather
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RUSH: Try this one from yesterday's stack. I don't know if you people know this or not, but Al Gore has been out at the Sundance Film Festival out there in Park City, Utah. This is one of Robert Redford's big do's, and apparently Al Gore is working on a movie that -- what is the name of this movie? Oh, that's right, "An Inconvenient Truth," and the movie will document his efforts to raise alarm on the effects of global warming, and so he brought Tipper and the kids out there.
He's attending parties and posing for pictures with his fans. He's enjoying macaroni and cheese at the Discovery Channel's soir?e. He's palling around with Laurie David of Curb Your Enthusiasm, who is the husband of Larry David, who drives the Prius and then flies the GV. Larry David says, "You know, Al is a funny guy, but he's also a very serious guy who believes humans may have only 10 years left to save the planet from turning into a total frying pan."
Now, the last time I heard some liberal talk about "ten years" it was 1988, Ted Danson. We had ten years to save the oceans; we were all going to pay the consequences, which would result in our death. Now Al Gore says we've got ten years. Ten years left to save the planet from a scorching. Okay, we're going to start counting. This is January 27th, 2006. We will begin the count, ladies and gentlemen. This is just... You have to love these people -- from afar, and from a purely observational point of view.
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Dr. Al Gore has done pretty well considering he got a D in a natural science class at Harvard. Yes, it’s good to know we have such genius in the fight against “global warming”.
The electricity bills must be murder in Cave Creek and Fountain Hills, lol...
This weekend’s snow has “topped off” our snow pack here in Colorado and it is on the the start of our heavy snow season. We could be several inches to feet over our average by end of March.
Nice change after a decade or so of drought. Weather patterns appear to be returning to what they were in the ‘80’s.
The only things being cooked by the Globull Warmists are the books.
Just about the Sun quits making sunspots
and the next ice age starts
Perhaps King "Canute" Obama can issue an executive order to the Sun...
To start making more sunspots
so we don't get another ice age
Hey, Al! Remember this golden oldie?:
“Sore Loserman 2000”
I was there!
“The Plan nut has a fee-vurr! When your buy-bee has a fever yo take it to the dock-tore!”
Can’t Gore be arrested for fraud or corruption?
Searching for a distant star Heading off to Iscandar Leaving all we love behind Who knows what dangers well find
We must be strong and brave Our home we have to save If we dont in just one year Mother Earth will disappear
Al Gore: Space Cadet
Well the alarm worked, the oceans were saved.......
I thought the joke was:
woman goes to the gynecologist. He asks her “Have you had a check up there?” She thought a moment and said “No but I had a couple of Poles”
In my short 40 years on this rock I have survived countless calamities and diseases that should have killed me a hundred times over. DDT, Ozone holes, Dolphin unsafe tuna with mercury, Extinct whales, a global cooling ice age from hair spray, bird flu, swine flu, riding a bike without a helmet, riding in the back of a pickup truck, manual labor as a child during summer break, hitch hiking, motorcycles, firearm ownership, global warming, and now, global climate change.
WE’RE ALL DOOMED. This time it’s really going to happen.
Did Al Gore specify WHICH ten years...hmmmm? So if you don’t know which ten years he was talking about, how can you say he was wrong? /s
Their plan may run into a little glitch when their iPhone and laptop wi-fi don't transmit through granite caves. Maybe they could do Facebook and Twitter by sign language. Just sayin'.......
I hope he remembers to add a pinch of nutmeg. That really adds depth of flavor.
Gaia slow to get hot and passionate, but when she does, look out!
Gaia slow to get hot and passionate, but when she does, look out!
Gaia slow to get hot and passionate, but when she does, look out!
Gaia slow to get hot and passionate, but when she does, look out!
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