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When animal experts attack: Zookeepers caught in love triangle
FoxNews.Com ^
| October 15, 2015
Posted on 10/15/2015 8:08:54 AM PDT by ETL
LONDON – A former meerkat expert at London Zoo has been ordered to pay compensation to a monkey handler she attacked with a wine glass in a love spat over a llama-keeper.
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:08:54 AM PDT
by
ETL
To: ETL
It looks like “Muskrat love”...
2
posted on
10/15/2015 8:10:25 AM PDT
by
fatez
(Ya, well, you know, that's just your opinion man...)
To: ETL
Those animals! That zoo’s a zoo!
3
posted on
10/15/2015 8:10:26 AM PDT
by
DannyTN
To: ETL
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:10:40 AM PDT
by
nuconvert
( Khomeini promised change too // Hail, Chairman O)
To: fatez
Thanks a lot for that earworm...UGGGH!
5
posted on
10/15/2015 8:11:23 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: ETL
Wine glass - no. The proper ritual of aggrieved mate is wild and loud gesticulation accompanied by copious amounts of feces slinging. Bad form old girl.
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:11:45 AM PDT
by
Gaffer
To: fatez
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:16:03 AM PDT
by
Yo-Yo
(Is the /Sarc tag necessary?)
To: dfwgator
As preformed by Captain and Tennille
Muskrat, muskrat candlelight Doin' the town and doin' it right In the evenin' It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat Susie, muskrat Sam Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land And they shimmy And Sammy's so skinny
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jinglin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love
Nibblin' on bacon, Chewin' on cheese Sammy says to Suisie "Honey would you please be my missus?" And she says yes With her kisses
And now he's ticklin' her fancy Rubbin' her toes, Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes As they wiggle And Sue starts to giggle And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed Singin' and jinglin' the jango Floatin' like the heavens above It looks like muskrat love
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:17:10 AM PDT
by
fatez
(Ya, well, you know, that's just your opinion man...)
To: ETL
A priest, a monkey handler, and a llama keeper walk into a bar...
9
posted on
10/15/2015 8:17:33 AM PDT
by
lacrew
To: Yo-Yo
More like “Jungle Love.” Are we talking Steve Miller here, or Morris Day and the Time?
10
posted on
10/15/2015 8:17:36 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: Yo-Yo
Odie, odie, odie, Oh!!!
11
posted on
10/15/2015 8:18:03 AM PDT
by
fatez
(Ya, well, you know, that's just your opinion man...)
To: fatez
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:18:07 AM PDT
by
dfwgator
To: fatez
Actually only two Odies...
13
posted on
10/15/2015 8:19:22 AM PDT
by
fatez
(Ya, well, you know, that's just your opinion man...)
To: lacrew
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:20:22 AM PDT
by
Ingtar
(Capitulation is the enemy of Liberty, or so the recent past has shown.)
To: nuconvert
I’m confused already ...
"You're confused? I'm all mixed up!"
15
posted on
10/15/2015 8:21:26 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
To: nuconvert
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:22:21 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
To: nuconvert
"Did you hear?... this crap made FR!"
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:24:42 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
To: ETL
Fox News reports about zoo keepers in London.
BBC and other UK outlets reports on scandals in Washington.
What's wrong with this picture?
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:25:02 AM PDT
by
BitWielder1
(I'd rather have Unequal Wealth than Equal Poverty.)
To: nuconvert
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:26:11 AM PDT
by
ETL
(Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
To: ETL
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posted on
10/15/2015 8:34:32 AM PDT
by
Steely Tom
(Vote GOP: A Slower Handbasket)
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