Posted on 12/25/2015 10:36:19 AM PST by Ulmius
Me and my family were touring the National Mall this Christmas. One of us had a bathroom emergency, but when we went to every public restroom, they were barred off from public use. We even tried to kick the Plexiglas window down near one's door to no avail, and the nearest usable restroom was more than a mile away, so we had to go on the ground. The park police told us they refuse to open them, but we saw then busy feeding the horses. They kept driving right by the bathroom.
Government sucks.
The next president has some house cleaning to do.
They were probably for transgendered only.
They’re probably closed to avoid “discriminating” while they retool to accommodate the new profusion of imaginary self-identified genders.
They should have arrested you for trying to kick in the window.
Lol
I never had a problem finding a public bathroom in that area. Jefferson Memorial and Lincoln Memorial has them. Also, an abundance of Starbucks locations nearby.
The 8 Best Public Bathrooms In D.C.
http://dcist.com/2015/08/when_you_have_to_go_dcs_best_public.php
Union Station is my destination of choice at the north end of the mall; things a little more difficult at the south end.
All of DC is a toilet... pick your spot.
Are these the ones that were closed? And what time of day was it, anyway?
Oops; omitted the link:
http://washington.org/DC-faqs-for-visitors/where-can-i-find-public-restrooms-national-mall
If the doors on the government bathrooms sense a clear gender, they won’t open. The gender privileged, as you did, must pee in the outdoors now. It is to shame you by making you expose and thereby acknowledge your penis or vagina, which you stole from the Sioux with small pox blankets.
We were near the Lincoln memorial, and it was a few minutes ago. NOTHING was open.
That sucks. No Smithsonian buildings at that end of The Mall, as I recall.
Plenty of restrooms in the Smithsonian buildings, for what it's worth. Sorry you had to go through that. :-(
That was “A Moment Inside A College Liberal’s Mind”, brought to you in hilariously accurate detail by tinyowl.
It's times like these we really could use a Clinton or Obama statue around the place.
You do realize your activities were recorded by hidden cameras with facial and nether regions are being identified by NSA and a 12 year old Chinese hacker already posted a youtube of you.
He can see me then, in ALL of my glory.
ML/NJ
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