Government sucks.
The next president has some house cleaning to do.
They were probably for transgendered only.
They’re probably closed to avoid “discriminating” while they retool to accommodate the new profusion of imaginary self-identified genders.
They should have arrested you for trying to kick in the window.
I never had a problem finding a public bathroom in that area. Jefferson Memorial and Lincoln Memorial has them. Also, an abundance of Starbucks locations nearby.
The 8 Best Public Bathrooms In D.C.
http://dcist.com/2015/08/when_you_have_to_go_dcs_best_public.php
Union Station is my destination of choice at the north end of the mall; things a little more difficult at the south end.
All of DC is a toilet... pick your spot.
Are these the ones that were closed? And what time of day was it, anyway?
If the doors on the government bathrooms sense a clear gender, they won’t open. The gender privileged, as you did, must pee in the outdoors now. It is to shame you by making you expose and thereby acknowledge your penis or vagina, which you stole from the Sioux with small pox blankets.
It's times like these we really could use a Clinton or Obama statue around the place.
You do realize your activities were recorded by hidden cameras with facial and nether regions are being identified by NSA and a 12 year old Chinese hacker already posted a youtube of you.
Urine trouble now!
Just a guess that the custodial / maintenance people have the day off. Would you rather they worked on Christmas?
“Me and my family.”
I stopped reading right there.
If you are going to write vanities for the world to comment on, you should use the most basic correct grammar. And I am not a grammar cop.
If you cannot write a sentence, it is no wonder you could not talk your way into a toilet in Washington.
Sorry you all have to go through that. Insane.
So you are simply following historical precedent.