Dr.Deth: Strap On
Posted on 08/26/2016 11:15:13 AM PDT by Gamecock
Full Title: ‘Hillary’s Pickle’ trends as her pickle jar stunt backfires – it didn’t exactly prove what she wanted it to
Hillary Clinton wants everyone to know that her health is just fine.
With the help of Hollywood friend Jimmy Kimmel, the Democrat presidential hopeful pulled a mind-numbingly stupid stunt Monday night to poke fun at growing rumors surrounding Hillary’s precarious health.
“Can you open this jar of pickles?” Kimmel asked as he “surprised” her with a jar. “This has not been tampered with,” he added.
Yeah, right.
In her typical highly exaggerated, and in no-way-authentic style, Hillary laughed wildly while feigning a “struggle” as she tore the lid right off the jar.
And there you have it folks … Hillary’s fine.
But not so fast.
The stunt clearly designed to make those who’ve raised concern over Hillary’s health look foolish was a big backfire on social media where #HillarysPickle started trending.
(From Twitter)
Weston Jones @weston4P Clinton took 5 days of rest to perform #HillarysPickle Will take another 5 to recover.@realDonaldTrump
Dr. Dan King @DrDanKing #HillarysPickle Takes time to open pickle jar on comedy show. While Thousands without homes in floods #WheresHillary
10:54 AM - 23 Aug 2016
HellNO2Hillary2016 @ExposeHillary #HillarysPickle leaves her tired and often confused!
11:07 AM - 23 Aug 2016
Hillary’s pickle debacle is no laughing matter to many health care experts. Recently, a top doctor debunked the conspiracy notion surrounding her health that he described as “disconcerting.” Last week, Dr. Drew Pinsky, better known as TV’s Doctor Drew, weighed in saying he was “gravely concerned” over possible brain damage the Democrat presidential candidate may have suffered.
You mean Old Crooked Pickle?
That blue thingy WORKS. Ours is RED and I can vouch for it.
Is that jar where Hillary keeps Bill’s pecker?
Hillary picked a peck of pickled peckers. That’s why she is grinning like a fool. Probably the only time in years she got a pickle to play with.
HA HA HA HA HA!
Strap On
Dr.Deth: Strap On
Lol!
Oh. Should there be a popping sound?
See, there was. When Hillary was back-stage doing her practice runs.
Notice how the jar was tilted/twisted (because it was partly empty) so it didn’t spill over her clothes as she tried to turn it? New pickle jars are full of the juice.
It had been opened before...it didn’t “pop” when she opened it.
Give her a jar with a snake that pops out.
You laugh at sick things.
I like you.
:)
My God, she’s involved with non-stop fakery. No one who wanted to see another day would put her in front of a camera with a jar of pickles that is difficult to open. Complete fakery. Hers pantomime was poorly done.
Given Hillary’s penchant not for pretending to open pickle jars, but for snatching things that were not supposed to be hers, the guest appearance would have been better entitled, “Who Stole the Pickle from the Pickle Jar?” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Up7cDUl9E
There was no plastic to remove and there was no pop, because the jar had already been opened for her highness.
The stunt proved the opposite of what they were trying to prove, for it showed that they did not dare let Shrillarity try to open a real, unmolested pickle jar on national TV. They knew they had to rig the demonstration for the feeble hag.
“If the top don’t pop you gotta stop!”
Well, well, well..Hillary supporters NOW have at least one Hillary accomplishment they can refer....
Sick Hilly would have keeled over from a massive coronary.
Wack the rim on top near the edge with the back (dull) edge of a butter knife,etc. 4x is best 3,6,9 and 12 o’clock positions. Works well.
I run them under hot water, and sometimes tap the jar lid on the counter to loosen up the seal. If that doesn't work, I apply leverage using jar grippers that I use for home canning.
The show staff could have worked behind the scenes do all of those jar-opening tricks ahead of time, then turned the lid just enough to get it turning without breaking the seal. Probably, behind the scenes, there were a lot of pickle jars that the show staff had tried to prepare ahead of time that they accidentally broke the seal on, before they finally got one to the perfect point of loosened, not broken.
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