Posted on 11/18/2016 6:17:10 AM PST by pabianice
The Democratic Party is broken, beaten down, shell-shocked, and scratching its heads wondering what went wrong. So, I have decided, being the noble American that I am, to offer some aid and comfort, not to the enemy, but to my fellow Americans as well as some friendly suggestions on how they can rebuild their party and image to compete in four years.
President Obama should keep going around the world making incendiary comments about President (elect) Trump. There is nothing Americans like more than hearing negative comments about the person for whom they voted, and themselves, even more so when those comments are made abroad. Mr. Obamas presidency started out with an apology tour, and to quote Yogi Berra its like déjà vu all over again. Maybe when he returns from his last world tour as President he can have a beer summit.
Next on the agenda is making sure protesters remain on the street, blocking highways and businesses. There is no better message to those out of work than people who dont want to work. College, elementary, and high school kids should continue to stage walkouts. Who doesnt enjoy watching their tax dollars at work? Furthermore, I implore all Democrats to pass legislation that all Americans should be required to have service animals. I would have suggested dogs, but I want to be inclusive of all animals.
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Brilliant.
and while paying the mentally ill to start fights at Trump rallies, they should wear a safety pin as a symbol of solidarity with everyone scared by Donald Trump who is really literally Adolf Hitler because he refuses to accept a salary as president
All excellent ideas but I believe he might have missed the biggest one:
I really advise them to have foul-mouthed, big-bellied Mexican illegals proudly swinging around enormous Mexican flags in areas of high white and black unemployment.
They should wear oversized sombreros and hold up both hands with middle fingers extended while laughing uncontrollably.
Also lots of self crotch grabbing.
Shhh, as Napoleon Bonaparte said “Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”
Will the jackass party fail on its own? They do not need to be reminded continuously with articles such as this how they are indeed failing. Napoleon Bonaparte once said when your enemy or opposition is making a mistake do not interfere. I think that’s wise advice and everyone out there on the web needs to heed that advice the Democrats/Jackass party will fail but, if people keep pointing out their failure points it will allow them to make changes and not fail.
They started the first civil war amd are hell bent on starting another. The next will make the first look like a bar brawl.
Party of islamists and their facilitators.
While the suggestion that President Obama continue his world tour is a good one, it may not be enough to occupy the vast amount of the 60 days ahead of him. He should spend at least 30 days supervising the demolition of a block of central Chicago for the building of his presidential library, and another 30 days refinishing a vacation mansion in Hawaii, given to him by a grateful donor. Any additional time should be spent at DNC headquarters, giving them tips on promoting racial harmony.
The RATS don’t see the error of their ways and they may never see it. They just think that the rest of us are dummies who just don’t get it yet, that maybe they haven’t worked hard enough to get their message across, their superior message, of course. It’s maddening that they’re using our young people, who don’t know they’re being used because they’re too young, idealistic and impressionable to know they’re being bamboozled by rotten, dangerous and failed ideas.
Keep partnering with the corrupt media. Normal average everyday Americans are way too stupid to recognize the blatant non-stop 24/7 anti-Trump media bias - but if they could they would probably be upset and even more inspired to not support your crooked party.
Dear Liberals, take a look at the 2020 Electoral Map if you keep destroying your own cities and acting like marxist criminals!
I didn’t think that initially but I do now after months of reading and then I saw this video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eZzLgsPGv6I&t=433s
and I know what you have written is true.
Love it!! Meanwhile to the college kids protesting while demanding OTHER-PEOPLE’S-MONEY pay for their college education - - keep protesting!!!!
CA, WA, OR, CO, NV, NM, VA are now reliably Blue.
NC and FL are purple.
GA and TX are light red due to shifting demographics.
We better figure out how to deal with this or we're a permanent minority party.
Liberalism (read democrat) is a sickness for which there is no cure.
I think building the wall along the Mexican border will have an additional benefit: Every Democrat running for national office will campaign on the promise that, once elected, they will do everything in their power to dismantle the wall. This will give the Democrats another losing issue on which to campaign for years to come.
Best thing I read all day! Ditto!
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