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At least he was smart enough not demand money at a burrito drive-thru.


1 posted on 01/19/2018 10:02:34 AM PST by Rebelbase
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To: Rebelbase

Floridaman!


2 posted on 01/19/2018 10:05:10 AM PST by clintonh8r (I've been banned from TheHill.com. #Proud)
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To: Rebelbase

There but by the grace of god....


3 posted on 01/19/2018 10:06:49 AM PST by Bonemaker
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To: Rebelbase

gee, trying to eat burritos can really get ya into trouble these days!


4 posted on 01/19/2018 10:08:50 AM PST by faithhopecharity (“Politicians aren’t born, they’re excreted.” -Marcus Tillius Cicero (3 BCE))
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To: Rebelbase

Banco Popular


5 posted on 01/19/2018 10:09:42 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Rebelbase

Taco Banco


7 posted on 01/19/2018 10:13:05 AM PST by GnuThere
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To: Rebelbase

Rip Torn?


8 posted on 01/19/2018 10:13:12 AM PST by Vaquero (Don't pick a fight with an old guy. If he is too old to fight, he'll just kill you.)
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To: Rebelbase
Well...?

Did he get a burrito?
Or was he just one?

9 posted on 01/19/2018 10:14:45 AM PST by publius911 (CBS: "Asking the right questions is 100% of catching sexual abusers")
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To: Rebelbase

LOL


12 posted on 01/19/2018 10:24:06 AM PST by Rusty0604
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To: Rebelbase; bagster; Lazamataz

Is this your way of making fun of drunks????

Anyway, I tried to use those new kiosks at McDonald’s. I always end up kicking them and banging on them when my hamburger doesn’t come out!


15 posted on 01/19/2018 10:39:39 AM PST by Larry Lucido (Take Covfefe Ree Zig!)
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To: Rebelbase
A Florida man...

The classic opening for these types of stories.

17 posted on 01/19/2018 10:49:21 AM PST by Moltke (Reasoning with a liberal is like watering a rock in the hope to grow a building)
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To: Rebelbase; Whenifhow; null and void; aragorn; EnigmaticAnomaly; kalee; Kale; 2ndDivisionVet; ...

comedic relief ping!


18 posted on 01/19/2018 10:49:28 AM PST by bitt (We dont need an electric chair, we need electric bleachers.)
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To: Rebelbase

19 posted on 01/19/2018 10:52:15 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Arguing with the left is like trying to reason with a crazy bum hearing voices)
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To: Rebelbase

This is fake news! He didn’t order a burrito...he simply asked the bank manager for one.


21 posted on 01/19/2018 10:52:51 AM PST by Cowboy Bob
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To: Rebelbase

Oh, come on! Like, you guys have never done this!


22 posted on 01/19/2018 10:54:17 AM PST by fidelis (Zonie and USAF Cold Warrior)
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To: Rebelbase

Reminds me of some security cam footage I saw from a Wendy’s in Albuquerque (I believe it was near Coors and Paseo del Norte). It was closed, and the guy was banging on the door, which activated the alarm. He went away and came back and tried shoving money in through the door, like that would cause food to magically be shoved back out at him.

Yes, he was inebriated.


23 posted on 01/19/2018 10:57:03 AM PST by Disambiguator (Keepin' it analog.)
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To: Rebelbase
Dude looks like he combs his hair with a burrito.

Next stop on his route was a toll booth to order some shampoo.

He just got tired.

25 posted on 01/19/2018 10:59:33 AM PST by bagster (Even bad men love their mamas.)
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To: Rebelbase

He was arrested for being visibly drunk while driving. The burrito part is irrelevant and is there only for a catchy headline.


29 posted on 01/19/2018 11:19:06 AM PST by I want the USA back (Lying Media: completely irresponsible. Complicit in the destruction of this country.)
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To: Rebelbase

Must not be a democrat since he did not call 911 when he did not get a burrito.


31 posted on 01/19/2018 11:22:23 AM PST by TonyM (UPS)
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To: Rebelbase

Yeah and he left his cash deposit at Taco Bell.


36 posted on 01/19/2018 12:17:03 PM PST by Buckeye McFrog
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