CAN I GET HOME FRIES WITH THAT ORDER?
Posted on 03/21/2018 12:05:32 PM PDT by COBOL2Java
A few years ago, McDonald’s had a commercial starring a sleepy-eyed twentysomething who stopped every attempt at communication with a raised hand and a terse “Don’t even talk to me until I’ve had my coffee.” Lizabeth Ildefonso took a similar approach to on Friday morning, refusing to speak with anyone until she got her bacon, egg, and cheese sandwich, even when the person she was talking to said, “Lady, you’re at the Riverhead Correctional Facility.”
According to the Suffolk County Sheriff’s Office, at a little after 10 AM on Friday, Ildefonso drove up to the security office at the Riverhead Correctional Facility on the north shore of Long Island, New York; she then rolled down her window and asked for a bacon, egg, and cheese breakfast sandwich. Deputy Sheriff Yvonne DeCaro told her that she was actually outside a jail, but Ildefonso was reportedly undeterred. “The driver insisted that she really wanted a sandwich,” the Sheriff’s Office said in a statement. (“So you’re saying they stop serving breakfast at 10 AM,” one commenter wrote).
CAN I GET HOME FRIES WITH THAT ORDER?
DeCaro noticed that, in addition to mistaking a medium-to-maximum security facility for a McDonald’s, Ildefonso also had dilated pupils, glassy eyes, and a “white powder residue in her left nostril.” DeCaro asked her to step out of her vehicle for a field sobriety test and—spoiler alert—she did poorly. In addition to all of that, Ildefonso didn’t have a valid driver’s license, either. She was promptly arrested and charged with felony Driving While Ability Impaired by Drugs and driving without a license, which means that she’s probably still waiting for her breakfast sandwich.
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Well, did she ever get a sandwich?........................
+1
She should have thought of Burger King instead - they deliver.
She could call Uber Eats and they will bring her just about anything in the area.... not that I’ve tried it, but that’s what I hear.
She should have gone to Broward county sheriff’s dept.....
I think the prison system is missing out on a revenue opportunity here...
“I think the prison system is missing out on a revenue opportunity here...”
Do we need more Todd Entrekins?
http://time.com/money/5202982/sheriff-inmate-food-funds-beach-house/
Double-decker prison loaf w/ no pickles.
Is it safe to say there are those that would hit it?
That answer requires expert testimony...
Laz?
If Laz, then yes.
Bet she’ll soon be making the sandwiches for the other inmates. Justice served.
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