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Dr. Ford FINALLY (attempts) to Report her Assault

Posted on 09/21/2018 7:06:52 PM PDT by GOP Congress

Dr. Ford finally reports her assault to the local police, the Montgomery County (MD) Sheriff Dept.

*RING!!* "Hello, this is Corporal Rayburn, Montgomery County Sheriff Office."

"H-h-hello? Is anyone there?"

"Ma'am, you'll have to speak up."

"I'm - I'm sorry. I want to report an ...attempted rape and assault."

"What is your name, please?"

"My name is Chrissy-er, Christine. Christine Ford."

"Christine with a Ch or a K, ma'am?"

"That's Doctor Ford."

"OK, ok. Who did this ... attempted rape and assault, ma'am?"

"Judge Brett Kavanaugh."

"That was rather direct, ma'am. When did this attempted rape occur?

"Ah, awhile back. 1982, I think, or maybe 1983. NO! 1984!! I'm sure it was 1984, or it may have been 1982..."

"I need a date, ma'am."

"I..can't say, but I was 15, maybe 16..."

"Ma'am. are you sure you haven't been drinking?"

"How dare you! I'm as sober as a judge!...er... well, you know what I mean..."

"OK, ma'am. Let's try this. Where did this, ah, 'attempted rape' occur?"

"It happened at a party. There were four boys there, and I was there, and there may have been like 10, maybe 20, or 4 other people...you know, like...people."

"Four boys attempted rape?"

"Yes...no...ah, there were two. They were both drinking heavily..."

"Again, ma'am. Where were you assaulted? I need an address."

"Do you need the address? I just know it was a house...with a pool..."

" OK, ma'am. So you know the alleged aggressor, but don't know the date. You don't know the time. You don't know the address. You don't know the people. What DO you know about the crime?"

"I don't know...can I ask my lawyer? Or my political consultant? I'll be able to give you more information once you question, arrest, indict, convict, and incarcerate Kavanaugh, then I'll probably remember everything."

"Good night, ma'am. "


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: christineford; humor; kavanaugh; vanity
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1 posted on 09/21/2018 7:06:52 PM PDT by GOP Congress
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To: GOP Congress
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2 posted on 09/21/2018 7:17:24 PM PDT by madison10 (Pray for President Trump.)
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To: GOP Congress

How doe we know this woman even exists?

No one besides Diane Feinstein and the Democrat PR firms has ever seen her. Even her letter is still a secret. There is one stock photo of a middle aged blonde (in sunglasses) given to the press.

The woman hides due to “fear for her life.”

Does she even exist?


3 posted on 09/21/2018 7:18:14 PM PDT by PGR88
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To: GOP Congress

Charge her with underaged drinking based on her confession


4 posted on 09/21/2018 7:19:45 PM PDT by a fool in paradise
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To: PGR88

Excellent point!


5 posted on 09/21/2018 7:35:12 PM PDT by Huskrrrr
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To: GOP Congress
That's a good story, but....

Here's what really happened....

Back in high-school, when Christine was just a junior, she had a crush on Kavanaugh. Kavanaugh never paid attention to her, other than the occasional acknowledgement that she existed and said hello when passing each other in the school hallways or other school-based activities. Christine was smitten with Brett, but Brett ignored her and was not interested in her the way Christine was in him.

Brett doesn't recall Christine, because, she was a nobody to him. Christine felt angry with Brett but never said anything to him, and she carried that anger for all of these 36 years.

36 years later, she found a way to get back at Brett, but, in the most evil way possible, and wants to destroy him and his family, and Trump while she's at it.


Is this story a myth? I don't have to prove a thing. It's up to you to prove my story wrong.
6 posted on 09/21/2018 7:35:14 PM PDT by adorno
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To: GOP Congress
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7 posted on 09/21/2018 7:43:05 PM PDT by Jane Long (Praise God, from whom ALL blessings flow.)
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To: GOP Congress

So if she provides an exact date Kavanaugh may be able to prove he was elsewhere, a family vacation or working at a job...


8 posted on 09/21/2018 7:54:37 PM PDT by runfree
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To: runfree

maybe even boy state boy nation since he probably new he was going into law.. Also, family had money and went on European vacation or spent summer relatives outside of DC/Maryland area.. I only speculate because his statements have been so definitive that he didn’t do this and has proof he was not in area during that summer.


9 posted on 09/21/2018 8:39:24 PM PDT by scbison
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To: PGR88; Huskrrrr
She exists. She's a Research Psychiatrist at Palo Alto and Stanford.
10 posted on 09/21/2018 8:52:12 PM PDT by Widget Jr
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A few days ago my wife and I were talking and posited your exact story.

She was a slut and Judge Kavanaugh didn’t even have her on his radar. She was a person to be avoided and she was butt hurt that he wouldn’t even give her the time of day.


11 posted on 09/21/2018 8:56:58 PM PDT by OldMissileer (Atlas, Titan, Minuteman, PK. Winners of the Cold War)
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To: GOP Congress

All Kavenaugh needs to say is, bitch be so ugly that even Keith Ellison wouldn’t slap her!


12 posted on 09/21/2018 9:58:36 PM PDT by Bommer (Help out 2ndDivisionVet and his wife - https://www.gofundme.com/married-recent-amputees)
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To: PGR88

Yes she exists. Quite a bit of background has been dug up about her including that she attended a couple of Leftist protests during last couple years.


13 posted on 09/22/2018 12:49:39 AM PDT by AndyTheBear
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To: adorno

They did not attend the same school.

He went to an all boys Skool.


14 posted on 09/22/2018 2:29:55 AM PDT by GRRRRR (Make America Greater Than Ever Before!)
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To: GOP Congress

Maybe if she still has the bathing suit or a coke can, they can find a hair and do a DNA test.


15 posted on 09/22/2018 4:02:47 AM PDT by OrioleFan (Republicans believe every day is July 4th, Democrats believe every day is April 15th.)
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To: adorno

Yep - fits nicely with the old, long-term, “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned” factoid.....


16 posted on 09/22/2018 4:03:39 AM PDT by trebb (So many "experts" with so little experience in what they preach....even here...)
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To: adorno

My theory is she went to a therapist in 2012 for counseling to save her marriage after hubby caught her “flat backing” at the “rent by the hour meet me motel.” She tried to explain away her actions by blaming them on some trauma from her past and and one lie needs another then another, etc

and I get to testify last - -


17 posted on 09/22/2018 4:50:48 AM PDT by techrules2002
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To: Widget Jr
She exists. She's a Research Psychiatrist at Palo Alto and Stanford.

Of course she has a resume, every fictional character does.

If a vote is taken Monday, I guarantee you, we will never see her, or hear of her after that point.

18 posted on 09/22/2018 4:53:56 AM PDT by PGR88
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To: adorno

“Christine was smitten with Brett, but Brett ignored her and was not interested in her the way Christine was in him. ...
36 years later, she found a way to get back at Brett,”

I guess those things happen. Anything’s possible when it comes to libs.


19 posted on 09/22/2018 4:58:41 AM PDT by MayflowerMadam (Have an A-1 day.)
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To: GRRRRR
They did not attend the same school.

He went to an all boys Skool.

Yet, they lived in the same neighborhood, and were somehow familiar with each other.

BTW, I knew girls and boys that went to exclusively boys or girls schools, and after school let out, they went to hang out with the girls or the boys at each others' schools. Gender exclusive did not mean keeping either the girls or the boys away from their respective schools.
20 posted on 09/22/2018 5:27:59 AM PDT by adorno
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