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Posted on 10/07/2018 2:18:07 PM PDT by sodpoodle
Due to the popularity of the "Survivor" shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled: "Survivor - Texas Style!"
The lucky contestants will all start in Dallas, drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, then over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Odessa, Midland, Lubbock, and Amarillo. From there they will go on to Abilene and Fort Worth. Finally back to Dallas.
Each contestant will be driving a pink Prius with 15 bumper stickers which will read:
1. "I'm A Democrat"
2. "Amnesty For Illegals"
3. "I Love The Dixie Chicks"
4. "Boycott Beef"
5. "I Voted For Obama"
6. "George Strait Sucks"
7. "Elect Hillary In 2020"
8. "Vote Eric Holder Texas Governor"
9. "Rosie O'Donnell Is Texas Born"
10. "I Love Obama Care and Chuck Schumer"
11. "Barney Frank Is My Hero"
12. "I Side With Jane Fonda"
13. "It's all Bush's Fault"
14. "Islam Is A Peace-Loving Religion" - and the last sticker is;
15. "I'm Here To Confiscate Your Guns"
The first contestant to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
Sorry, but he’d be at home in Austin (Beijing on the Colorado) and San Antonio.
Nails in the road challenge for any passing by here.
They did something like this on that British car show years ago. It was funny but scary. They went from Florida to New Orleans.
The person is safe in the urban areas.
Yeah..I’m a Nebraska transplant living in San Antonio and can’t believe the number of liberals down here. Beto signs are everywhere.
You are basically a cruel and sadistic person. < /sarcasm >
Texans are, for the most part, sufficiently indulgent so that there should be no more than a few bullet holes in the side panels and rear of the vehicles. Plus a cable strung across the highway at windshield height, should cover the extent of the feelings of the majority of Texas citizens.
Yanqui, go home.
He would fit in just fine in Austin. Also, unlike Liberals, Conservatives don’t generally assault those with whom they disagree...
I think this is more like The Amazing Race than Survivor but let's allow the folks on the Survivor ping list enjoy it anyway. :)
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That was a gawd awful embarrassment. Sometimes I wish someone would sit them down and clue them in.
Us true Texicans are a very tolerant bunch and they should all do just fine.
To judge the contest each contestant should have to record each time someone says “Bless your little heart” the one with the most BYLH’s is the winner.
I’m in Texas, and while it’s funny I think the stereotypes are a little over the top. That’s what people not from here think of us not the reality. I see bumper stickers like that all the time, the George Strait one is the only one that would get you in trouble
Texas is a lot more like California than most people want to admit.
Here here!
Someone finally gets it! A lot of people think their state is firmly patriot, and they don’t see the enemy creeping up on them.
ONLY BECAUSE kookafornians have slowly infiltrated. It didn't used to be that way 35 years ago.
They need to STOP trying to turn The Hill Country into a flog course. There's a good reason manicured green grass doesn't grow there. GOD NEVER INTENDED FOR IT TOO!!! The Water is more important for The Livestock to have for Drinking...
And kookafornians also have this insane thought/plan about trying to buy up Texas Water Utilities and send Texas Water to the LEFT COAST. NOT GONNA HAPPEN!!!
they need to build Desalination Plants and USE the Pacific Ocean Water.
That was Top Gear back when it was good.
Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond.
They knew they would draw bad looks, they just didn’t know how bad it would be.
British humor.
I laughed my butt off.
You could say that it’s Californians moving here, that definitely happened to Colorado, but then others could say a lot of conservatives moved here looking for the “idea” of Texas and not the reality. Remember even the Bushes and Ted Cruz are transplants and Ann Richards was our Governor.
Texas has always had an independent leave me alone libertarian attitude for sure, I guess I just get tired of the stereotypes the original post was perpetuating
Easy on the sodpoodle,
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The Alamo was Not mentioned.
That’s funny, but another bumper sticker should be ‘Texas are overrated. California is better.’
Driving on an interstate highway is strictly forbidden
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