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FBI at hearing about Crowdstrike: the EPITOME of Ridiculous BS (interesting short read) [fiction]
Threader ^ | 6/16/2019 | Incarnated_ET

Posted on 06/16/2019 6:41:56 PM PDT by Beave Meister

FBI at hearing about Crowdstrike: the EPITOME of Ridiculous BS

DEFENSE ATTORNEY: Agent Smith, you testified that the Russians hacked the DNC computers, is that correct?

FBI AGENT JOHN SMITH: That is correct.

DEF ATT: Upon what information did you base your testimony?

AGENT: Information found in reports analyzing the breach of the computers.

DEF ATT: So, the FBI prepared these reports?

AGENT: (cough)…. (shift in seat) No, a cyber security contractor with the FBI.

DEF ATT: Pardon me, why would a contractor be preparing these reports? Do these contractors run the FBI laboratories where the server was examined?

AGENT: No.

DEF ATT: No? No what? These contractors don’t run the FBI Laboratries?

AGENT: No. The laboratories are staffed by FBI personnel.

DEF ATT: Well I don’t understand. Why would contractors be writing reports about computers that are forensically examined in FBI laboratories?

AGENT: Well, the servers were not examined in the FBI laboratory. (silence)

DEF ATT: Oh, so the FBI examined the servers on site to determine who had hacked them and what was taken?

AGENT: Uh….. no.

DEF ATT: They didn’t examine them on site?

AGENT: No.

DEF ATT: Well, where did they examine them?

AGENT: Well, uh….. the FBI did not examine them?

DEF ATT: What?

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat
KEYWORDS: computers; dnc; fbi; hillaryclinton; hoax; humor; imaginary; parody; satire
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This is a pretty incredible exchange between a defense attorney and FBI Agent Smith...
1 posted on 06/16/2019 6:41:56 PM PDT by Beave Meister
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To: Beave Meister

btt


2 posted on 06/16/2019 6:47:49 PM PDT by KSCITYBOY (The media is corrupt)
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To: Beave Meister

Wow, that is earth shaking. Just totally devastating.

All freepers need to read that...!


3 posted on 06/16/2019 6:51:37 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: Beave Meister

This is not real. It’s an imagined exchange based on what is known about the situation.


4 posted on 06/16/2019 6:51:44 PM PDT by RightFighter (This space for rent)
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To: Beave Meister

Just so no one is confused (like I normally am), this is a made up conversation. It never actually happened.


5 posted on 06/16/2019 6:52:23 PM PDT by ConfusedAndLovingIt
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To: Beave Meister
There is a disclaimer in the link:

"Not actual transcript"

6 posted on 06/16/2019 6:56:22 PM PDT by Deaf Smith (When a Texan takes his chances, chances will be taken that's fore sure)
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To: Beave Meister

Further reading at the link will give you a better understaning


7 posted on 06/16/2019 6:57:17 PM PDT by Pollard (If you don't understand what I typed, you haven't read the classics.)
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To: Beave Meister

When does Weasel Mueller report to Club Fed?


8 posted on 06/16/2019 7:03:40 PM PDT by Paladin2
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To: Beave Meister

There has never been a regime more corrupt than the Obama administration!


9 posted on 06/16/2019 7:07:15 PM PDT by high info voter
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To: Deaf Smith

It’s not the actual transcript, but it certainly could be as the article makes clear.

For 2 years we have been told a major lie. The fruit of that lie continues to poison public discourse and our politics.

Compare this treatment to the treatment given the other side in part based on this lie.....

Infuriating.


10 posted on 06/16/2019 7:11:00 PM PDT by volunbeer (Find the truth and accept it - anything else is delusional)
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To: volunbeer

For the record - I think plenty of state actors including some our allies likely hacked her system. I don’t know about the DNC, but when one of the main players has a password of “password” they probably got in those too.

Not to mention the Pakistani IT experts hired by Wassermann-Schultz and used by much of congress for IT support.


11 posted on 06/16/2019 7:13:29 PM PDT by volunbeer (Find the truth and accept it - anything else is delusional)
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To: volunbeer

17 intelligence agencies say the computer was hacked. Congressmen, Republicans and Democrats, say the computer was hacked. Elmo from Sesame Street says it was hacked. Numerous psychiatric patients say it was hacked. It must have been hacked. Right?


12 posted on 06/16/2019 7:16:51 PM PDT by Vehmgericht
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To: Deaf Smith

Sorry, I did not see that. I should have posted a disclaimer.


13 posted on 06/16/2019 7:20:38 PM PDT by Beave Meister (Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
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To: volunbeer

Anyone who thinks otherwise is a moron. I said that *immediately* when I first heard HRC had an illicit Exchange server set up at her house.


14 posted on 06/16/2019 7:22:27 PM PDT by FreedomPoster (Islam delenda est)
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To: Beave Meister

Ah, fer cryin out loud.


15 posted on 06/16/2019 7:32:55 PM PDT by gaijin
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To: Beave Meister

DOJ Admits FBI Never Saw Crowdstrike Report on DNC Russian Hacking Claim…

https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2019/06/15/doj-admits-fbi-never-saw-crowdstrike-report-on-dnc-russian-hacking-claim/?fbclid=IwAR2uUcjcXfjXg5f22Kza5w6mXeZ6gVQDHR83l2IsKGv0NSauXbJ5tDfeOUE


16 posted on 06/16/2019 7:40:51 PM PDT by Beave Meister (Leave the gun. Take the cannoli....)
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To: RightFighter

I guess you could call it “Fake, but accurate.” Right?


17 posted on 06/16/2019 7:43:00 PM PDT by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: Vehmgericht

“It must have been hacked. Right?”
Yeah, by an employee with a thumb drive. But he’s not talking.


18 posted on 06/16/2019 7:43:15 PM PDT by Track9
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To: Beave Meister

For a detailed background, check out this article:

https://www.thenewamerican.com/usnews/politics/item/28387-the-russia-collusion-suspect-nobodys-talking-about-crowdstrikes-dmitri-alperovitch


19 posted on 06/16/2019 7:48:18 PM PDT by Tekgeek
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To: Beave Meister
"This was written by a legal anon as a forecast based upon what we already know to be true.

This is not an actual transcript"

Links further down the page on which this is based:

CrowdStrike: Five Things Everyone Is Ignoring About The Russia-DNC Story
Bears in the Midst: Intrusion into the Democratic National Committee

The sad part is, all this was largely known before the Russia Collusion story ever got started, and how many knew it was phony and went along with it anyway.

20 posted on 06/16/2019 8:12:45 PM PDT by Widget Jr
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