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Antifa Unveils New Pumpkin Spice Molotov Cocktails For Fall Protests (Satire)
Babylon Bee ^
| 9/3/19
| Babylon Bee Staff
Posted on 09/04/2019 12:20:29 PM PDT by NohSpinZone
Developed in conjunction with Molotov Cocktails, Inc., the preferred provider of makeshift explosives for the leftist protestors, the throwable incendiary weapons are made with real, organic, locally harvested pumpkin spice. They taste and smell like pumpkin spice, which is important for the angry white people who make up Antifa.
"Now, when your political opponents are burning in agony, you can enjoy that pumpkin spice smell you love so much," said Ned Patterson, CEO of Molotov Cocktails, Inc. "Nothing says fall like a good, old-fashioned, violent protest coupled with the scent of pumpkin spice."
(Excerpt) Read more at babylonbee.com ...
TOPICS: Business/Economy; Humor; Society; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: antifa; fall; molotovcocktail; pumpkinspice
SO thoughtful and festive!
To: NohSpinZone
I almost always chuckle out loud when reading Bee satire! :)
Mainly because the best humor always has an element of truth.
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posted on
09/04/2019 12:23:33 PM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
To: Tell It Right
Read The Onion, the original - still political, makes fun of both sides, but has a wider net of topics, not just politics.
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posted on
09/04/2019 12:25:14 PM PDT
by
one4perl
To: NohSpinZone
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posted on
09/04/2019 12:37:58 PM PDT
by
Diana in Wisconsin
(We come from the earth, we return to the earth, and in between we garden.~Alfred Austin)
To: NohSpinZone
These guys are having entirely too much fun!
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posted on
09/04/2019 12:41:59 PM PDT
by
sauropod
(I am His and He is Mine)
To: NohSpinZone
madogre.com/OldMadOgre/Interviews/myths_molotovs.htm
No pumpkin spice included.
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posted on
09/04/2019 12:43:04 PM PDT
by
Ancesthntr
("The right to buy weapons is the right to be free." A. E. van Vogt, The Weapons Shops of Isher)
To: NohSpinZone
Do they have homemade milkshakes too?
To: one4perl
Bee has a wide variety of topics: Christian Living, Politics, Church, Celebs, and Entertainment. Frankly, most of the "articles" are satirical against fellow Christians.
You see mostly the political ones on this site.
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posted on
09/05/2019 8:40:27 AM PDT
by
Tell It Right
(1st Thessalonians 5:21 -- Put everything to the test, hold fast to that which is true.)
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