Sanders Clarifies His Gulags Will Be Democratic Gulags

The Babylon Bee ^ | Jan. 15, 2020 | The Babylon Bee

[Pining_4_TX]

"These aren't your regular, totalitarian, Soviet gulags -- not that there's anything wrong with that -- these are democratic gulags," he said in a clarifying speech. "We vote on the prison camps so it's not like a nasty dictatorship thing."

[Pining_4_TX]

Another great one from The Bee. Their satire is always spot on. Successful satire is always close to the truth.

[Huskrrrr]

Arbeit Macht Frie

[Huskrrrr]

Should be Arbeit Macht Frei

[Pining_4_TX]

Yep, and every time I see Liz Warren, I picture her in a black uniform as commandant of a forced labor camp. That is her dream job.

[dfwgator]

[Pining_4_TX]

That is classic! Very creative.

[ChuckR163]

Oh goody, kinder and gentler gulags.

[dfwgator]

[ChuckR163]

[Pining_4_TX]

Ein Reich, Ein Volk, Ein Bernie

[Texas resident]

So the Berniebots think they are going to haul us off to Berniecamps?

Good luck with that.

[karnage]

Perfect!

Rather than waiting for them to round me up, I’m making a reservation!

[Skooz]

bfl

[Boogieman]

Good morning Campers!
I’m your Uncle Bernie
And I’ll welcome you to Bernie’s Holiday Camp
The camp with the difference
Never mind the weather
When you come to Bernie’s
The holiday’s forever!

[Flash Bazbeaux]

“Should be Arbeit Macht Frei”

Unless you’re the chip monk. Then it’s “Arbeit Macht Fries.”

One day while driving home from his fishing trip in the pouring rain, a man got a flat tire outside a monastery. A monk came out and invited him inside to have dinner and spend the night. The motorist accepted.

That night he had a wonderful dinner of fish and chips. He decided to compliment the chef. Entering the kitchen, he asked the cook, “Are you the fish friar?”

“No,” the man replied, “I’m the chip monk.”

[Huskrrrr]

LOL!

[decal]

“...every time I see Liz Warren, I picture her in a black uniform as commandant of a forced labor camp.”

Lilsa, Squaw-Wolf Of The DNC

[jmacusa]

“From each according to his ability to each according to his need’’.

[lurk]

It’s been too long since the gulags. A new generation does not see the threat.