Rob Rio: 'Rona Virus Blues
Posted on 03/21/2020 1:33:34 PM PDT by sodpoodle
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the
Man's face was severely burned. The doctor told the
Husband that they couldn't graft any skin from his body
Because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate
Some of her own skin. However, the only skin on her body
That the doctor felt was suitable would have to come
from her buttocks.
Owing to the sensitive nature of the situation...they all agreed that they
would tell no one about where the skin came from.
After the surgery.....
everyone was astounded at the man's new face.
He looked more handsome than ever ! All his
Friends and relatives raved about his youthful
appearance...especially his mother!
One day, while alone with his wife, and
overcome with emotion at her sacrifice. He said, 'Dear,
I just want to thank you for everything you did for me.
How can I possibly repay you?'
'My darling,' she replied,
'I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother
kiss you on the cheek.'
God bless.
I think my wife will get this. Printing...
Nope. Ain’t going there ‘here’. LOL
Not bad.
As for me, with the quarantines, I’m only telling inside jokes.
Thanks!
How esoteric of you!
If he has to have another surgery, would it be a rebuttal?
Oh thanks for all your good humor! Hope you don’t mind if I share this.
"Yes", she says, "I remember it well." "OK," he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?" "Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle, he thinks to himself, "I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he follows them.
The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.
So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?" Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply, "Sixty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."
good job,
thanks for the smile/
BOTH great jokes!!!! Thanks...
It's comments like this that make me fervently wish for a "Like" or "Love" button on FR. LOL!
Rob Rio: 'Rona Virus Blues
Ouch.
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