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Gunfighter Ballads - Kenosha Kid
YouTube ^ | August 27, 2020 | TAZ_The_Game_Studio

Posted on 08/31/2020 10:05:37 AM PDT by CedarDave

Great cover of a Marty Robbins ballad. Lyrics are below (with one strikeout for PC correctness):

In the town of old Kenosha marched some troubled rogues one day
Held hammers high above their heads, and looking for affray
No one dared to ask their business, no one dared to make a din
Save for one young man among them with an AR on a sling
AR on a sling

In this town there were some outlaws bound to teachings of the Red,
Many soi bois were among them as were t******s overfed,
They were vicious, prone to violence, burning gas stations and more,
And their leader rode a skateboard rolling swiftly on the floor,
Swiftly on the floor.

Now young man started talkin', made it plain to folks around
He was there to stop the mob from burnin' businesses to ground.
Didn't look like much the tough guy 'cept for one important thing,
And that thing of course an AR riding tautly on a sling
Tautly on a sling

Now the night was passing quickly as the mob moved wielding flame
And the youth called out to halt them when they spotted him as game
He was running down the pavement when a lout caused him to trip
And tempted the soi leader with with the skateboard on his hip
Skateboard on his hip

It was over in a moment as the folks had gathered round,
The skater sought the rifle as the youth lay on the ground,
Oh he might have went on livin' but forgot one major thing
And he fell down shot dead by the kid with AR on a sling
AR on a sling

A-R ~
A-R ~
He fell down shot dead by the kid with AR on a sling


TOPICS: Humor; Music/Entertainment
KEYWORDS: banglist; kenosha; kenoshakid; parody
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1 posted on 08/31/2020 10:05:37 AM PDT by CedarDave
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To: CedarDave

Hot link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzei3gP6Qsg


2 posted on 08/31/2020 10:06:30 AM PDT by CedarDave (Celebrating over 20 years as a Free Republic member and supporter.)
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To: CedarDave

Right when I heard the title I thought it would be a good Marty Robbins song.


3 posted on 08/31/2020 10:09:22 AM PDT by LukeL
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To: CedarDave

Saw that earlier. Thanks for the lyrics. Good one.


4 posted on 08/31/2020 10:10:06 AM PDT by MeneMeneTekelUpharsin (Freedom is the freedom to discipline yourself so others don't have to do it for you.)
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To: CedarDave

My kids (yes, my kids) love the song “Big Iron”, which is what this song is based off of.

Bra-vo.


5 posted on 08/31/2020 10:10:12 AM PDT by hoagy62 (DTCM&OTTH)
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To: CedarDave

That was fun, led me to another ballad.

Don’t skate on me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QgHwh_vF2L8


6 posted on 08/31/2020 10:13:05 AM PDT by CJ Wolf (#wwg1wga #Godwins)
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To: MeneMeneTekelUpharsin

There have been a few links earlier, but I decided to post a thread for more folks to see it. I expect Google YouTube to pull it down along with a couple of other YouTube posts of the same song. Folks should download so it won’t disappear in the Google biased ether.


7 posted on 08/31/2020 10:16:11 AM PDT by CedarDave (Celebrating over 20 years as a Free Republic member and supporter.)
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To: CJ Wolf

I love this kid and contributed to his defense.

This is a grim situation. His fight hasn’t even begun and before it ends he’ll be demoralized, beaten, raped,burned and everything in between. If he doesn’t prevail we’ll have legally sanctioned lynch mobs after all of us. If he wins he’ll likely be hunted the rest of his life.

Maybe it’s a tad early for celebrating. We might find a dirge more appropriate to recall the event.


8 posted on 08/31/2020 10:27:24 AM PDT by tsomer
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To: CedarDave

God Job! We need more Singing Cowboys.


9 posted on 08/31/2020 10:28:03 AM PDT by 230FMJ (...from my cold,them to be. dead, fingers.)
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To: CedarDave

cowboy bump


10 posted on 08/31/2020 10:28:15 AM PDT by exnavy (american by birth and choice, I love this country!)
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To: CedarDave
Great album...have had it for decades in vinyl! "Big Iron" and "El Paso" best!


11 posted on 08/31/2020 10:28:39 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo)
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To: Bonemaker

My personal favorite.

The Ballad of Irving (The 142nd fastest gun...In the West!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD8EtvWW8nw


12 posted on 08/31/2020 10:30:27 AM PDT by dfwgator (Endut! Hoch Hech!)
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To: tsomer

On Marty’s same album us the song “Utah Carol”, about a Cowboy who knowingly sacrifice his life to save another. I was raised by a WWII vet who put his life on the line for America. Sometimes it’s a choice a Man makes.


13 posted on 08/31/2020 10:31:55 AM PDT by 230FMJ (...from my cold,them to be. dead, fingers.)
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To: tsomer

> This is a grim situation. <

I agree. It’s the American way to find humor in events. But the Texas Ranger in the original ‘Big Iron’ song did not end up in jail. Even if Rittenhouse is found innocent*, he will be spending months in jail (juvie?) awaiting his trial. I doubt if he will be given bail.

* My prediction: Rittenhouse will be found innocent of the shooting, but guilty on a weapons charge (he is too young to open-carry in Wisconsin). Some have said that he was on private property, and was forced into the street. That may or may not fly.


14 posted on 08/31/2020 10:39:57 AM PDT by Leaning Right (I have already previewed or do not wish to preview this composition.)
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To: CedarDave

Gunslinger by Frankie Laine (remember that old one?)

Gunslinger, gunslinger, where do you ride,
What do you fight for today?

When folks need a hand, you’re on their side,
Gunslinger ride away.

[Verse 1:]
You let someone else be the first one to draw,
On your speed you depend.

Gunslinger, will you return, or meet your end,

Gunslinger, ride on, gunslinger, ride on, gunslinger ride away.


15 posted on 08/31/2020 10:48:35 AM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar
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To: hoagy62
My kids (yes, my kids) love the song “Big Iron”, which is what this song is based off of

My 16-year-old son came up to me one day and asked me where the Ranger kept his rather large transitional metal.

Since Chemistry was an anathema to me, he had to start the video of the song before I got it.

16 posted on 08/31/2020 10:48:47 AM PDT by IYAS9YAS (There are two kinds of people: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.)
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To: CedarDave

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mF_nOb4_ew8

... guns are denying the Left their right to beat the crap out of you whenever they want to.


17 posted on 08/31/2020 11:00:07 AM PDT by Rurudyne (Standup Philosopher)
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To: tsomer
I love this kid and contributed to his defense.

Same here. Make sure donations are to the correct website. There is a Fightback foundation in Colorado for kids and school choice.

The correct site to donate to Kyle's defense is #Fightback at https://fightback.law/ which has a page devoted to donations for Kyle.

18 posted on 08/31/2020 11:17:20 AM PDT by CedarDave (Celebrating over 20 years as a Free Republic member and supporter.)
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To: CedarDave
Brandon Herrera, YouTube's "AK Guy", is fond of "Big Iron" parodies that fit modern events. He also does regular "gun meme reviews" and has been having a field day with this Kenosha stuff.

Personally, I think a few versions of "Streets of Laredo" would fit the Kenosha setting pretty well. The important part isn't necessarily the shooter, but the demised or mangled shoot-ee's tale of woe. :-)

19 posted on 08/31/2020 11:25:43 AM PDT by Charles Martel (Progressives are the crab grass in the lawn of life.)
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To: CedarDave
You all want to see a good movie..for free.

Watch GUNLESS on youtube.com...

It's a great movie really....

20 posted on 08/31/2020 11:28:17 AM PDT by Osage Orange (TRUMP!!!)
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