Posted on 03/12/2021 10:27:25 AM PST by mylife
This St. Patrick's Day, don't go chasing pots of gold at the end of rainbows. Chase them instead to your nearest Krispy Kreme.
Just in time for St. Paddy's Day green hysteria, Krispy Kreme announced their all-new Luck O' the Doughnuts Collection. The green-and-gold confection collection includes four doughnuts — Gold Coin Doughnut, Lucky Sprinkles Doughnut, Lucky Unicorn Doughnut, and Leprechaun Plaid Doughnut.
So what do gold coins, lucky sprinkles, unicorns, and plaid leprechauns taste like? Good question. Krispy Kreme explains the flavors this way:
Lucky Gold Coin Doughnut — An Original Glazed doughnut is dipped in white icing, decorated with a green icing swirl, and sprinkled with lucky gold coins. Lucky Sprinkles Doughnut — An Original Glazed doughnut is dipped in green icing and topped with a festive shamrock sprinkle blend. Lucky Unicorn Doughnut — An Original Glazed doughnut is filled with their signature Kreme filling, dipped in white icing, and hand decorated to resemble a magical unicorn. Lucky Leprechaun Doughnut — This doughnut is filled with Cookies and Kreme, dipped in green icing, decorated with plaid icing stripes, and topped with a Leprechaun Hat sugar piece.
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Eff BLM this is ridiculous, damn me lucky charms
Whars me McWhiskey and cabbage?
Nothin says Ireland like a gay unicorn doughnut
Nothin says Ireland like a gay unicorn doughnut
“For those who want to save money, skip the donuts. Go to the grocer and buy a can of lard and 5 pounds of sugar. Mix together and eat with a spoon. Yum! Add green food coloring if you like. Enjoy!”
No way, man — Krispy Kreme is like Disney World for your mouth and stomach.
They should just skip to the ending and call them, “Beetus Bonanzas,”
Because, you know....
They’ll give you the beetus.
“hand decorated to resemble a magical unicorn.”
As opposed to a regular unicorn? Adjectives substituting for facts [insert rolley-eye emoji here]
As an aside, my dad flew with the 2nd Fighter Group out of Suffolk County AFB, NY. Their patch featured a unicorn, so, as fighter pilots are wont to do, their nickname was “The Horny Horses”.
jagusafr
In the first season of “American Gods”, the protagonist was beaten up by a tall red-headed guy.
He asked the tall guy who the heck he was and he replied, “I’m a Leprechaun.”
“You’re too tall to be a Leprechaun!” he replied.
“You read too many fairy tales.” the guy said as he tossed him a solid gold coin the size of a silver dollar............
"...filled with their signature Kreme filling, dipped in white icing, and hand decorated to resemble a magical unicorn..."
LOL
This is the day that I say to people “Happy annihilation of the indigenous populations’ religion day!”
:D
Can you say ‘horny’ on the radio now? Loretta Lynn said it and got thrown out of a radio station in the early 60’s...............
It’s marketing.
They’ll sell more because of this.
It’s fun for people.
Roadkilled unicorn...
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