Posted on 06/08/2021 5:34:33 AM PDT by BipolarBob
BURBANK, CA—After the success of this year's Cruella movie, telling the sympathetic origin story of misunderstood puppy murderer Cruella de Vil, the Walt Disney Company announced today another movie helping us to feel sorry for another iconic villain: Kamala.
To be released next summer, the movie will make the notorious villain and vice president appear in a more sympathetic light. Girls and women everywhere will be inspired by Harris's story, from being a little girl marching with Martin Luther King, Jr. and helping Harriet Tubman on the Underground Railroad, to locking up drug offenders and passing laws to help women murder babies.
"I am woman -- hear me roar -- especially if you're a non-violent drug offender!" Harris cackles over some early footage in the teaser trailer Disney released today. "I'm brilliant, I'm bad, and I'm a little bit creepy in how much I desire authoritarian power over everyone."
The trailer ends with her chilling cackle.
According to sources, in the opening scene of the movie, Harris's mom is murdered by babies, explaining her lifelong mission to make sure no more are born.
Fake but accuwate.
It’s going to be “Kunta Kinte Kamala”.
“From Corrupt Prosecuter and Unabashed Whore, to Vice President of the United States!”
What will be the title, snow black and the mummy dummy.
Will it be rated X?
“Cruella de Kamala” —- I like that.
the scary part is that many babylon bee headlines are actually plausible in these messed up times
Gasp, now those dastardly Bee folks have given the now laughable Disney Corporation another idea. For shame.
Kamala Harris, from the mattress to the White house. An American success story!
Not since “Alien” has there been such a terrifying horror movie as “Kamala”.
Or maybe:
Kamala Harris: From Head to Head of State
Post of the week!
She was born in late 1964. When and where did she march with MLK? And if she did why is she flipping the finger to his central message about ignoring the color of the skin and looking at the content of someone’s character?
She is the kind of racist he disliked.
Thank goodness it was the Bee.
Porn ,LOL
got me.
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